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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:13 pm

Worf that was hilarious them responding to that Very Happy

.Not sure i am receiving all correspondence judging from posts in other thread though.This is all new to me and am thrilled the guys are allowing me to take part in this Epic bait...no matter how minor a role!!.

Well i know exactly what not to send reading the other thread...so i was looking for some idea's.Have never worked in a office and all the interoffice crap that goes on.BIP'S idea of using Scott's complaint generator i like but,it did generate a fair bit of abuse when i punched in Reverend and Ben Dover.Calling him a lubricous drunk i think LOL.Maybe going a litte to far i think and i really shouldn't know him to well seeing as i work in the office.

So i am looking for some idea's maybe a character i can assume as some of the other baiters in the office have.Maybe something a little edgy,definitely not gentle.

So throw it out there would appreciate it,would ask my mentor but not sure he is up on this bait.A hell of a lot of reading.Oh my mail goes out the 24th

Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:56 pm

Don't tell me -- there's going to be a romance between Famous and Anita?

Oh, that's just the extra frosting this bait needs!

You all are marvelous!

clapping

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:07 pm

Jojo, could you please post Anita's picture?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:36 pm

Quote:

So i am looking for some idea's maybe a character i can assume as some of the other baiters in the office have

Well, there's alway payroll - don't know if anyone is doing that one. That could cover paychecks and vacation time. At work last year, we got audited and for the rest of the following year we got e-mails about signing our sheets, intialing our sheets, if we didn't use the right code if we took a day off (sick vs. vacation), if we intialled wrong...all year long. Rolling Eyes

And I don't even work at an office - this is all public school bureacracy.

Quote:

Don't tell me -- there's going to be a romance between Famous and Anita?

Oh, that's just the extra frosting this bait needs!

Just be careful diving too much into the mindset of a teenage girl, insanity may follow Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:48 pm

Niagara, O roar again! wrote:

Jojo, could you please post Anita's picture?

Anita

I sent the sepia picture to him. I am the one with the dark hair.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:57 pm

Quote:

Don't tell me -- there's going to be a romance between Famous and Anita?

Oh, that's just the extra frosting this bait needs!

Another love-smitten lad!! Does anyone remember the Great Jewel Heist Safari? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:00 pm

Anita, William and Miracle are having a chat now. Laughing

She's so silly.

EDIT- Here is the chat (YW was Phystme, I was Anita):

Quote:

TWAT: why have u been silent for sometime now?

me: Can u click on that link?

TWAT: i have done that already

me: hmmmm
William will just log in here and we will chat like that
he will write in all CAPS
ok?

William is here I think
say hello William

TWAT: I am having problem with the link

me: HELLO
There is Dover
THIS IS WILLIAM

TWAT: hello your lordship

me: HELLO

TWAT: happy to meet u again

me: I ONLY HAVE A FEW MINUTES. I AM ALREADY LATE FOR AN APPOINTMENT.
THERE SEEMS TO BE A BIG PROBLEM.
2:47 PM BEN IS LOST.

TWAT: what is that

me: HE CALLED ME ABOUT AN HOUR AGO AND HE IS VERY UPSET.

TWAT: lost as how?

me: HE DOES NOT KNOW WHERE HE IS OR HOW TO GET TO YOU.
I HAD A FUNNY FEELING THAT THIS MIGHT HAPPEN.

TWAT: where exactly is he?

me: HE GETS LOTS HERE IN THE U.S. ALL THE TIME.

TWAT: we were told that he said he was in Abeche

me: NO
I DO NOT THINK THAT HE IS IN ABECHE

TWAT: why should he say that he don't know where he is

me: HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GO THERE WITH YOU AFTER YOU ALL MET UP. THE PLANE LANDED IN A DIFFERENT CITY.

TWAT: but he called Mr Godspower's son to tell him that he is in Abeche

me: BEN DOES NOT SPEAK FRENCH
I THINK THAT HE MIGHT HAS GOTTEN ON THE WRONG BUS.
I THINK THAT BEN IS WRONG
ABECHE IS AN EASY PLACE TO FIND YOUR WAY AROUND IN.
i hear abeche is nice
lol!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS SMALL AND THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE THAT SPEAK ENGLISH THERE.
is bennny okay william???
ANITA? WHY ARE YOU IN REV. BEN'S ACCOUNT TOO?
i was asked to monitor his emails
OK
i have been talking with charles
BEN IS LOST AGAIN
he is very nice
u r so silly
ben is lost?
Smile

YES. AGAIN.
silly ben
he's so sweet
LOL!!!!!
THAT MAN COULD NOT FIND HIS OWN BUTT.
yeah

TWAT: Our system got off but we are back

me: u r right about that
OK

TWAT: Can we make a request your lordship?

me: I AM TRYING TO GET BEN TO FIND SOMEONE THAT SPEAKS ENGLISH SO WE CAN FIGURE OUT WHERE HE IS.
GO AHEAD
WHAT IS YOUR REQUEST?

TWAT: We need some money to keep us moving

me: HAVE YOU NOT ALREADY RECEIVED WHAT WAS SENT TO YOU?

TWAT: We have not

me: HOW COME?
u r so silly Charles
Smile

TWAT: We already told you not to send through secured transfer

me: ANITA, THIS IS SERIOUS.
sry
Sad

charls knows me
we have talked
WHAT IS A SECURED TRANSFER?
he is very nice

TWAT: The usual way they are sending the western union to us
does not work out here

me: what is western union?
is that grown up stuff?
WESTER UNION IS A WAY TO SEND MONEY TO ANOTHER PART OF THE WORLD ANITA.

TWAT: If someone will actually do this to us through normal western union transfer today, we shall appreciate it

me: I WILL CALL THE ACCOUNTING DEPT BEFORE EVERYONE LEAVES FOR THE EVENING AND TELL THEM TO HANDLE THIS FOR ME.
HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?

TWAT: please we shall appreciate that

me: OK. HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?

TWAT: Any amount from your mind

me: any amount?
HOW MUCH CAN BE SENT AT ONCE? ISN'T THERE SOME SORT OF MONETARY LAW OVER THERE THAT RESTRICTS THE AMOUNT THAT CAN BE RECEIVED AT ONE TIME?
even one dollar???

TWAT: Just to keep us going

me: lol!!!!!!

TWAT: yes

me: one dollar would make u happy?
wow!
ANITA! SHUT THE HELL UP!
its like u 2 r really poor or something
Sad

sry rev
IDIOT

TWAT: It can buy us time for the internet its ok

me: WHO HIRED YOU ANYHOW?
WOULD $1000 HELP OUT?

TWAT: With all pleasure

me: is that driver still there with u?
ben told me about him b4 he left
he said he wuz being mean 2 u
OK. I FOUND $1000 IN THE COUCH CUSHIONS THIS MORNING. THIS IS NOT A PROBLEM.
he took ur passports or somethin
YES. DO YOU HAVE YOUR PASSPORTS BACK?

TWAT: Yes

me: GOOD
AND HOW IS THAT RUDE GODSPOWER BEHAVING?

TWAT: We are still talking to him
to adapt to TWAT system

me: i heard that godspower man was mean
he made ben cry
Sad

I DO NOT LIKE HIM BUT BEN ASKED ME TO GIVE HIM A SECOND CHANCE. I WILL HAVE TO YOU AND BEN HANDLE THIS FOR NOW.
BEN IS STARTING TO PISS ME OFF A BIT. HE CAN'T SEEM TO DO THE SIMPLEST THINGS WITHOUT SCREWING IT UP SOMEHOW.

TWAT: our credit time is runing out now

me: OK
I HAVE A MEETING TO GET TO AS WELL.
i am waiting to chat with someone rly special
I WILL GET SOMEONE TO GET SOME MONEY TO YOU RIGHT AWAY.
he is the L of my L

TWAT: ok
Thanks

me: so i will be handling the TWATs rev?
ANITA! NO ONE GIVES A DAMN RIGHT NOW! GO DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE!
Sad

u r grumpy today willy
lol!!!!!!!
i know what you need
I'll come clean under your desk
that always makes u happy
AND YOU NEED TO STOP DRESSING LIKE A WHORE TO WORK.
i sent charles my picture
did u see my pic charles??????
I'LL BET THAT 15 YEAR OLD LADIES IN WEST AFRICA DO NOT DRESS LIKE WHORES, DO THEY CHARLES?
be nice rev
charles
did u see my pic
charles?
r u there?
ok
i am leaving and logging into my other account
by now

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:02 pm

He (Famous) says he wants to cam with Anita? Hmmmm. Damn, her's is broken, but maybe she'd like to see him? Anyone know how to record cam feeds?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:29 pm

^^
wayne might know...isn't he the one who puts the scammer webcams up on youtube?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Okay, that was hilarious. The lads seem to be holding up really well though.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:35 pm

Professor So And So wrote:

He (Famous) says he wants to cam with Anita? Hmmmm. Damn, her's is broken, but maybe she'd like to see him?

Maybe Anita can ask Famous for some money for a new one Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:39 pm

Anita is a very good character to have. She is useful for completely wasting time, as she is only an intern and knows nothing. So, Prof had a great idea one day when he was messaged. Just play Anita. She knows nothing, but she is good for a laugh. And maybe she can get in the pants of Famous.

EDIT: This is where Dover is. We will send an email to The Miracle Network asking if they know where Dover might be.

Do any of you recognize it?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:45 pm

^^^ If he can find her in the remotest regions of Darfur.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:02 pm

Great chat, I think I like Anita (just as everybody else Very Happy

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But aren''t the Twats way to cheerfull...? where is the 'We are dieing here' 'no food, no water' 'they want to beat us up if we don't pay' stuff?
just wondering...

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:25 pm

@jojo: you rat bastard, that's the desert just outside N'Djamena isn't it.

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jojobean wrote:

Do any of you recognize it?

Jojo - I was thinking it was from the starting scene of "No Country For Old Men".....

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Professor So And So wrote:

He (Famous) says he wants to cam with Anita? Hmmmm. Damn, her's is broken, but maybe she'd like to see him? Anyone know how to record cam feeds?

There is a great little program called Camtasia (google it) that will record both video and audio. There's even a free trial version on their site

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:50 am

^^ Thanks for that.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:53 am

Excellent chat once more Laughing

Anita is great, just as all the rest Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

@ JOJO AND PROF--> It would be funny if you could get the Chad lads to have their first prayer meeting and online discussions with many reverends from the church just discussing church matters and (wasting their money of course.) As reverends they have to start to contribute to the holy church. They should not always ask what thechurch can do for them but what they can do for the church.

If you google Lordi's 'Hard Rock Hallelujah' it a funny rock video. Then google the lyrics... this is what I use as a prayer when lads call me. We always have to pray before we talk business It wastes their time and its funny to hear them say amen to the lyrics Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:26 pm

We are going to definitely get the TWATs involved in some doctrine talk. We have a very serious crossroads coming up at our church and we need to see what the boys think about the issue.

This came in from Famous Jessa, to Anita. He really is concerned about his dad.

Quote:

Please sister Anita i just recieve a call from my farther that he should be calling him direct with this number, he should not drop mesage with people for him+XXXXXXXXXX14

Come to think of it our do you get asses to Ben Email address?, what about bishop physime
Anit? if he is in Tchad now
explaine this for me

We have to sent money to him for is up keep because he got stranded in tchad.

If Ben did not call my father,he is going to live tchad and come back to ghana becuease it seems you people are not serious.

you dont know the type of risk my dad is taking there is 3 country you cross before getting to tchad. you can also call my dad in tchad if you wish to.

my dad stil conplaines that he has not hear from Ben.

Tell me what is going on.

this need an urgent attention or he live to Ghana.
Yours Famous

Things have been a little quiet on the Chadian front today.

Phystme just sent this to the boys:

Quote:

How is everything? I attached a picture that Ben sent us. Luckily, he has a laptop that has internet access through a satelite receiver. He sent us a picture of his location. Does that look like anywhere you know?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 19 Apr 2005 Posts: 70

Is that a banana on the left side of the pic? Looks like something Ben DOver would do Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:58 pm

Mojave desert, maybe? Anywhere along that border region of the southern Sahara would fit too.

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:00 pm

jojobean wrote:

We are going to definitely get the TWATs involved in some doctrine talk.

There is widespread uncertainty among the faithful, what will happen to mice that nibble consecrated hosts or drink holy water from the aspersorium. Will their sins be forgiven and will they go to heaven, or what will happen to them after they get caught by a cat? And what will be the consequences for the cat?

I would love to hear the TWAT reverends' opinion on this important issue. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:02 pm

distdude9696 wrote:

There is a great little program called Camtasia (google it) that will record both video and audio. There's even a free trial version on their site

There's a free-and-open-source program that is very similar to Camtasia that is called CamStudio if you don't want to have the restrictions of the demo version of Camtasia.

Cheers!

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