My mugu claims I will die by Aug 15th

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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:51 am

Well my check scam lad I have been baiting has cast a spell on me. He claims I will die by Aug 15th. A little back story. Ab0tt C0le is a lad that sent me a check for $500,000 months ago. I told him that I cashed it, but will not send him a dime. I have spent the last few months traveling the globe snorting premium cocaine and banging whores.

Well his "boss" called me (and this guy was not African) asking me why I will not send them the money. I tell him that I sent Ab0tt the money and I don't know what he is talking about. Ab0tt immediately calls me CRYING (no joke), claiming that I ruined his life. Cry me a river.

So recently, we have been going back and forth with me trying to "help" him out of his predicament. He claims he is on the run and has not seen seen his family in over a month (and I strangely believe him). Well he has tired of my "help" and has supposedly cast a spell on me. I tell him that my shaman has countered his spell. Well he disagrees. Here is the email:

Quote:

YOUR PASTOR CANNOT EVEN TAKE YOU OUT OF THIS PROBLEM,I HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I DONT NEED YOUR MONEY ANYMORE,YOU CLAIMED THE MONEY BELONGS TO YOU RIGHT?DO YOU REMEMBER TO TELL YOUR PASTOR YOU STOLE SOMEONES HAPPINESS AWAY,I AM NOT INTERESTED IN ANY MISERABLE SLIP YOU SEND.I BET YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN,YOU WILL NEVER LIVE TO SEE THE MIDDLE OF NEXT MONTH EXCEPT YOU PODGE OUT WHAT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU.JUST WAIT AND SEE WHERE WE ARE HEADING TO.I AM NOT READY TO SEE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE THE GREATEST DEVIL I HAVE SEEN LIVING.YOU WILL PAY DEARLY I BET YOU AGAIN.

ANY OF YOUR FAMILY THAT TAKE UP ON THAT MONEY THT DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU WILL SEE THE SAME DEATH YOU WILL ENCOUTER BEFORE 15TH AUGUST.

I have hundreds of emails with this guy. Maybe I will publish them on the site. This guy has provided me with tons of fun.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:57 am

@DaMayor - You seem to have upset him. Was it something you said.. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:02 pm

I have bent over backwards to try to appease this guy. He is such a whiner. Anyone want a go at this guy? Would love to have someone play my shaman.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:02 pm

Keep taunting him a coupla times a week, saying you feel fine, let him waste more time on abusive replies, then, assuming you're still alive on the deading date, send him a special gift.... Razz

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:29 pm

Da Mayor, would it be a problem if your shaman was Russian, if not necessarily in Russia right now? I'm sure that K0sche1 B3ssmyertn1kh would counter this Lad's pathetic little hedge wizard with ease. PM me if you're interested.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:34 pm

PM sent. I have also introduced John Hagee (Televangelist) to this bait as well. Someone could play him too.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:40 pm

Ask him if he would mind changing it to the 16th of August as you have booked a perm on the evening of the 15th Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:26 pm

I received a juju death threat for 7th July at 7.00pm.

I can't tell if it worked. Very Happy

I'd tell him that in view of his threat you are eating the finest foods you can find - steak au poivre washed down with a bottle of Mouton de Rothschild and making an offering to the Gods - after all you won't need all the money you're spending if his threat comes true.

See if he has any ideas of ways you can blow your money having fun and pleasure before you pop your clogs.

Show him a receipt from here

http://www.pink928.com/

to show that it's not just food you are blowing your money on. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 1:33 pm

Gomer,

Bwahahaha. Very funny. I will send him a receipt.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:28 pm

send him this photo and tell him you are impervious to any spells as you bought a protective helmet

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:43 pm

thats great!

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:27 pm

Check weather.com to see if it rained where he was today. If it did, email him saying that your personal witch doctor made it happen.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:03 am

My Russian medicine man has contacted my lad. Waiting to see if he has responded to my shaman.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:10 am

>tsk<

Well.. sorry to hear about your untimely death.

Lemme know where I can send flowers Sad

Seriously tho: Get a copy of a full blown medical and attach that to the email a few days before the date. Tell him how your colon, bowels, the ummm 'plumbing' with your sex drive - everything is working fine!

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

Damn. I too would be telling him how i'm spending all my money on cigars, boats, booze, and woman (and that dratted search button).

Also, i wonder when the next solar eclipse will happen in lad land. I may keep an eye out for it actually. You might be able to convince a few of the numpties that your shamen can make them go blind.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:48 am

Why don't you tell him you've started to invest the money in another project. Get a new email address and set up your own scam and tell your boy all about how you think this guy deserves his money. Shivers had a bait like that. He set up a third party email and watched his scammer mail with his alias.

It was great reading fun! And a wonderful twist, will keep this guy going and see how he deals with the "other" scammer.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:22 pm

He never replied to K0sche1. Shall I taunt him, or will you?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:36 pm

Dis this guy ACTUALLY send you a legit check for 500k?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:47 pm

^^Of course not HP. The check was obviously fake Smile

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:31 am

@Harry,

This guy is part of a check scamming crew. He wanted me to cash the check, take 10% and send them the rest. The check is bogus and had I cashed it, I would have been on the hook for the entire amount.

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