Funny Baiting Names

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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:16 pm

I'm not going to bother masking as I use a character for a while and then move on, and anyway some of them are famous. None of my lads have ever learned the value of google.

Serious ones:

Kate Garraway (Early morning UK TV presenter)
Patrick Bateman (Protagonist of "American Psycho")
Maurice Micklewhite (Real name of the wonderful Michael Caine)

And the rudest one I've used: (I've since grown up at ditched it!)

Anne / Andy Nalwarts. (A Nalwarts) Crying or Very sad

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:23 pm

My favorite lately has been Alvin Fannyc0x. I have been thinking of getting him together with Seym0ur Cheeks into a law firm specializing in international probate (NOK) cases.

I'm not sure which would sound best: "Cheeks and Fannyc0x" or "Fannyc0x and Cheeks"?

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 2:48 pm

I am currently using M0rtimer Sn3rd, J0ck Str4p, and Alan Gr33nroast.

In the past I have used:

Th0mas Crapp3r
Rumm0nd C0ke
Alan Gr33nspock
Tom F00lery

Future intended use:

Hamm0nd Sw!ss
Art Kr!ddick
Adam B4um

I am sorely tempted to attempt a check bait for D4ffy Duck.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:42 pm

My first bait used the name of

Spankme Bigdaddy

I really wanted a trophy pic with that name on a sign.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:23 pm

Fonda Cox and Harry Boner.

Fonda has a son, Harry, and a husband Sualos. Her middle name is Miget. Harry is single, but his mom's name is Anita.

Most lads don't get it, and most real people on dating sites do, so I haven't gotten any non-scammers. Of course the profiles I post are so dull and uninteresting that no one else is interested anyway.

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

I'm currently baiting as

(Jacking you around)

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

1hava L1ddlewehner.(I have a Little wehner(penis))

she is yet to get a trophy of a lad holding a sign with her name on it

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Jan 2008 Posts: 1043

My new guy is Hector Intimidus - i has a thesaurus and dog Latin.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:24 am

@Tuco - Cheeks and Fannycox.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:42 am

I am thinking about using various pasta names as new characters. Ron Zoni, Torta Lini, etc.

Maybe it is because I am OLD, the sexual innuendos don't do much for me. Confused

Edit to add: So much for using the "mask" function sparingly... Surprised

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:48 am

Well I'm not going to not mask a name or something when it is unique enough to make 419eater come up as the only search result. Wink

And luckily I have run out of name ideas so I won't be needing to use the mask function for the next month and a half. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:56 am

You can 133t if you want or don't post any and all ideas that you have or might use sometime in the distant future.

The reason NOT to use the "mask" function, is that it takes a lot of band width (I am sure that is in a sticky that I will look for so you don't have to).

You have posted enough names in the OP for about 2 years of baiting. The most recent posting is nothing that NEEDS to be masked, and the Mod who made the request did it nicely, I was just trying to keep you in some kind of good standing with the Mods and Admins here. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 2:13 am

I've been using college mascots. Actually, I've only used one so far. There are a lot of names to be used, and the image of lads conversing with semi-ficticous characters with huge rubber heads gives me unending giggles.

My current favorite baiting ID is this guy: Link-o. He is a motivational speaker hired to work with a major university.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:34 am

I like Kim Jong-il. The first couple times, Kim was a 67 year old former North Korean military dictator and recent immigrant to the US. More recently, I need a female character. So, Kim is now a mid-20s rock n roll CD cover designer and former super model.

In the Rock n Roll bait, all the band members are named for famous pirates: Bart Roberts, Henry Avery, Tommy Tewes, Jack Rackham and Eddie Teach. They're metal band is named after Blackbeard's ship, Qu33n Anne's Revenge.

My favorite started as William Rollins L@dcatcher who simply goes by L@dcatcher or Lad. Lad has 2 sons ... Lad Jr and Lad III and a granddaughter, Ladette. The boys run their own businesses ... L@dcatcher B@iters that supplys nets, line and bait to commercial shrimpers and L@dcatcher S@faris, a hunt club specializing in Sn1pe Hunts and their signature event, the L@dcatcher Annu@l Wild G00se Hunt.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:47 am

@voudoujoe - How is the world did your lads not catch on to that? Don't they know we call them lads?

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:09 am

^^No, why would they know that we in the Eater community call them that?

How would they know that, unless they are reading here, and why would they read here for very long IF at all?

They are trying to get money from victims and so they don't read Eater for pleasure or sport. They have things to do.

Yes an occasional lad shows up here and even finds themself (it usually ruins a bait). It is rare.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:21 am

Do they register and comment after finding themselves? I would...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 84

I've seen it.

I might go with names in different themes than sexual innuendos. Like what has been said before they're okay but not lol-worthy. And also I'm bad at it Razz

Asteroid/Comet Baiting names:
Kuiper Cubewano
Kuiper Edgeworth
Halley Bopp
Encke Tunguska

Botany Baiting names:
Rosy Posey
Iris Flora
Pretty much any flower as a woman's name
Chrysa N. Themum
Rho D. Dendron

I'm sure I'll come up with more, feel free to use. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:03 am

i like amanda huggenkiss

nothing better than seeing a lad with a sign saying "i would love to meet amanda huggenkiss"!

maybe "Daw luh Chawpuh" ($ chopper)

cluh midya
ess teedee
professor "p. nyss"
syph iliss

they're really dumb.... Crying or Very sad

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:12 am

^^^ But they had me laughing, nonetheless.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:17 pm

I bait with
An1ta C@wk
Hugh E. Rection

Hugh is the lawyer for Anita.

All my names are penis jokes. I am just sick like that.

Or I think Freud would have a field day with me. I am sure some of our eater friends work in Psychology and will have the men with nets after me when they read this.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:38 pm

I sometimes bait with thw Wright brothers:

Luk3 Wr1ght3 and
Re1d N Wr1ght3

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I too like the weiner names.

But they have to be clever. I think the funny is trying to phonetcially spell a name so that the lad doesn't get the joke.

I mean comon, I'm right now "Mr. Soar Ashold". I was almost arrested by Officer Shanker, who was blistering mad at me for importing animals without proper documentation.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:34 pm

Some Ive been using are

Lady Emm@ R0yd-H3rtz
D0n K1dick
Cuthb3rt Curmudgeonly

Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:24 am

I feel way too plain for just using Ron Popeil!