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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:38 pm |
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This is just too good... too good... |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:20 pm |
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Jayhawk wrote: |
Someone also needs to be in charge of scheduling food days for the home office, complete with a list of who is responsible for bringing what. I can think of nothing more frustrating than to be starving, thousands of miles from home, and getting a listing of the food that will be available during the next staff luncheon. |
At work, we used to rotate who would bring snack to staff meetings. It was a pain in the ass. |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:31 pm |
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When do all the Reverends receive their customised TWATberries for easier e-mail communication? |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:00 pm |
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glad to see there are plans afoot for adamu. i was starting to wonder whether you would have been better off making an exception to the eater rule and burning him in the vague hope that he might sit back and realise that his activities are what led to his 100 day trip to chad and may even think of changing his ways. I'm sure you lot have much better plans in place for him though |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:02 pm |
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^^ The fact that he went straight back to scamming after being home for only a week or two shows how little he learned. Oh well, on to lesson number 2. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:06 pm |
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do you reckon he'd have learned more had he been burned (at least that way he couldnt possibly fail to link his scamming to his ordeal) or would he be just as likely to put it down as one bad experience and go back to his old ways?
either way, i'm eagerly looking forward to his next lesson! |
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:03 am |
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The goal is to make them so wary (paranoid) of anything "odd" that they will twig on victims quickly and thereby become ineffective at scamming.
Some lads don't learn very quickly. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:22 am |
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Eliza_Doolittle wrote: |
You should tell him that the proper greeting is to hold his hand up with his middle finger down - - and the other fingers straight up - and to say "Kiss, Air, and Tease"
That is like giving the middle finger....and saying some bad words!!! |
Eliza.. I am shocked!! Wash your mouth out with soap!!!
(BTW.. it's pronounced "kus" and is even better if you tack "umak" on to the end of it!)
Jojo.. I feel another morals attack pressing down on me again.. sending him with a sign like "Mohammed is a TWAT" is hardcore.. remind me again how much of a TWAT this guy is... |
Last edited by Aliena on Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:25 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:23 am |
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^^ A sign like what? We haven't had them holding signs in ages. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:26 am |
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^^ bloody hell you're fast.. gimme time to edit!
I was talking about the new lad. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:28 am |
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^^ That sign was given to the original lads on safari. Actually, they came up with the sign themselves.
Edit: Now, the bomb threat in the bank, well, that was our doing. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:47 am |
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OK.. someone is messing around 'cus I aint mad or soft in the head.. and as you can see.. I even "quoted" Eliza Doolittles post - which followed straight on from Jo Jo's post which has also disappeared.. along with a couple of others..
Jo Jo's post was the one where it said that the new lad that Freddie Fudpucker didn't have time to deal with cus of school has been handed over and was on his way to Chad on Monday with a one way ticket and would have a sign that said "Mohammed is a TWAT"
Yeah, yeah.. I'm bonkers.. but where the Hell did I mange to quote Eliza Doolittles post from if it didn't exist huh?
Sheesh! I'm being scammed! |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:50 am |
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^^ Page 1 |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 12:52 am |
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Err, it's right here Aliena. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=133890#1102826 |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:09 am |
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What do you mean I'm mad and soft in the head? It aint my fault - it's never my fault.. so it must be yours!
These hash conditions have sent me loopy.. and it's all your fault I tell ya..
Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Please don't send me to Chad. I don't want to be stredded there. |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:23 am |
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-- deleted - wrong thread! |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh
Last edited by Fryer on Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:09 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:26 am |
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^^
Do we say thanks for that? |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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bgbauz
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 07 Jul 2008
Posts: 1
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:00 am |
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~ Professor So And So,
Set up emails to recipients by number. The most important people receiving mail is #1 and so on. Different colors for the numbers. You could demote Ben to #2 if he misbehaved and miracle might be a 3 already. Grade and adjust. Manipulate like children. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:42 am |
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^^WTF??
Do you think we actually spend time on this or something???
Wow! |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:57 am |
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@Fry - did you deliver that piecea information to the wrong thread? |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Wed Jul 23, 2008 11:09 am |
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@ Ginger - "SAVE ME!" |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:08 pm |
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^^ All, I did NOT post that in this thread, I promise. It was posted in the lotto lads thread...either that or I'm really losing what's left of my little tiny mind!
Sorry!! Now back to the topic at hand.... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:22 pm |
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None of this exists. It's all in everyone's heads. |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 3:43 pm |
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We thought that you would all appreciate this email to .
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"SUBJECT: NOW THE LAWS
Your Lordship Reverend William,
Our humble advise regarding to Mr.Godspower Jessa is that the TWAT should send his travel expenses back to him or through us as the Leaders here in Africa. Then, leave his full conversion to us as we shall gradually do that. Also, when he receives that grant from you, his mind will be at rest that the TWAT holds a living standard. Also, it will be a security to us as members doing TWAT business in the future without any form of sabotaging efforts from the unknown would be member.
Nevertheless, we would appreciate that you decide fast on what would be our next line of action regards to our new membership into the fold of TWAT as we are not in our base now rather in a strange land (CHAD) which you have choosen for us. Bearing in mind that we are just managing to ensure that we remain connected talking with you without enough knowledge about TWAT and exigencies that will keep us going with the movement of TWAT concerning our continous staying here in N'Djamena- Chad without knowing actually where we are heading to or what the mission is for. In a nutshell, we are ever ready now to accept the opened seal of the true TWAT in order to enable us to move into the next level of the new world of business in the TWAT folds. With all due respect that you will understand the little way we can put our assurance of trust to the body of TWAT and confidenciality of the issues within the confinds of the body of TWAT. We now meant the true representation and now ask that you come out openly to give us the clear picture of what this is all about and to accept and welcome us in a clear directions and with embracing arms with one another.
Where is Reverend Benjamin Dover??? We hope that we are not going out of focus. In this regards, we believed that hearing next from you will be THE LAW.
Thank you and three happy cheers to the TWAT. (Nice... we cheer for TWAT as well)
Your humble servants,
Rev.Miracle Charles Ubeji and Rev.Andrew Ezekiel Omezi |
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<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Jul 23, 2008 4:41 pm |
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That is a glorious email. They are taking it so seriously.
One thing that we don't always write about is how we are working in the background. We normally have several things going on here. This is one of the many workings we have in the background I thought I would like to share. Sister Anita, the 15 year old intern, is writing back and forth with Godspower's son, Famous. Here is an interesting email from Famous, in response to my picture I sent him:
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i will attached my picture to you,
but why did u and ur sister open your mouth when taking the picture,
how old are you,and i will like both of us to chat on line so that i can see you on cam and you see me on cam.
cam to cam will be better,how do you think about that.
that will be better.
Yours
Famous
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Anita is quite cute... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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