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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:08 pm

Get yer Million dollars now, don't be late!!

Seriously, this sounds like fun, Thanks to Mr.Bill Gate and it's associates for this wonderful recomendation of their customers.

Abraham is in Sweden. Lagos, Nigeria, Sweden, that is. I am sure he will be able to chat with me about all things swedish. Smile

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reply-to [email protected]
to [email protected]
date 16 July 2008 17:18
subject Important Information

From:Mr.Abraham Henshaw

FBCD Finance Inc

Gatsin,Plaza

Stockholm,Sweden.

Dear Internate User,

We write to inform you today about the internate mega appreciation promotion 2008, which kickoff tomorrow and end on 30th,july 2008 in our various regional centres from America,Asia,Europe,Africa and Australia.

The internate provider stakeholders meet recently also jonitly approved
payment the total sum of $250,000,000 through FBCD Finance INC,Stockholm, Sweden for this mega appriciation promotion to it's customers.

This funds is for appreciation and to encourage the continue use of internate users worldwide.

Only first 100 customer user's entries shall benefit the sum of $1,000,000 each,while late entries will be automatically disqualified.

To participate on this promotion and receive your own $1,000,000 right away on time
You are require to send us the following information immediately,

1.Your Telephone Number
2.Name and occupation in full
3.Age and contact address
4.Next of kin
5.Your banking information.

On the notification of this information today to all internate customers,
we have received almost 25 entries worldwide and payments commence tomorrow till 30th July, 2008 when this promotion will closed.

Thanks to Mr.Bill Gate and it's associates for this wonderful recomendation of their customers.

Congratulation!
Mr.Abraham Henshaw

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:18 pm

I use the "internate" all of the time. Why am I not appreciated?

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Why....I use the internate!! I'm going to write to Mr. Gates and it's associates, right away!

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:20 pm

Don't forget to practice your Swedish on him, you've been waiting for a native speaker to help you out with it, after all. (And then just find a Swedish person's Livejournal or Myspace and copy and paste some stuff at random, it's not like he's going to notice)

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:20 pm

^^^
Not Mr. Gates, Mr. GATE. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:59 pm

Time to brush up my Swedish, courtesy of inter Tran LINK
Also, thanks to the Ikea catalogue.

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Dear Mr Henshaw and Mr Gate

I am so pleased to claim my prize.

I am a nun, in Ghana, but I am from Sweden. I miss it so much, especially
Bestaanreda, it must be lovely at this time of year.

How is the Ikea Henriksdal these days? I have fond memories of it.

Behaga dont bekymra sig folk med den hår slag av lögnaktig skit du
rånare nästa!
Jag hoppa det du få en fasansfull sjukdom och dö. Dra ut suga din
fader spänna hanen på du liten pojke

What do you think?

Is Magri Hibaxendl still the Proguptric? How much longer for?

My details are below, sorry we are not allowed bank accounts.

--

The swedish was meant to say:

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Please dont bother people with this kind of lying sh*t you robbing bastard!

I hope you get a horrible disease and die. Go and suck your fathers c*ck you small boy

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:46 am

Oh, how very colorful!

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 9:08 am

<br>Swedish has never sounded so poetic! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 10:36 am

What, exactly is this newfangled internate thingy, and where can I get one???

Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 11:13 am

You have to ask Bill Gate for an internate, apparently.

All questions ignored, I cant believe only another 8 people have claimed their million Dollars!

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Dear Anna,
We write to inform you today that after we received your particulars,your number 58 entries we had received,therefore you have qualified to receive the total sum of $1,000,000 from this organization.

We shall contact you soon for your payment.
Congratulation!.
Mr.Abraham Henshaw

NB:Kindl forward to us your contact telephone number immediately.

Being Swedish and all, Mr Abraham should have no trouble noticing I have translated another 419 in my inbox...

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Raring Avskavningen ,

Den har komma till vår märka via vår central kontrollerande computern så pass en enorm summa om pengarna er blitt krediterade i din namn för flytta och just nu flyttanden inne om internationell bankrörelsen sal. Under den stipulationen sättande i stånd till Lag om Regering av Storbritannien och Wales och annan medlem land om Förenat Nation , någon enorm pengar beloppen så pass er blitt grunda inne om internationell data banken system väntan till vara förflyttningen utan fordran för en period av 6 månaden eller mer , skal bli konfiskera och förverka till Förenat Nation redovisa. Vi gör härmed fråga du till komma i kontakt med den här kontor omedelbart för ratifcation inom den 3 dag av den här märka eller överväga din fond confiscated.We uppskatta din brådskande kooperation. Alltid omfatta hänvisningen Antalen : AUS2008UK i din email till oss. email adress bara

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Anna Lynn3 Jecti0n
Church of CDX1X

I am also straight baiting him as Roys Rolls, who funnily enough is also number 58 to claim. Because he was not told otherwise, Mr Rolls has told the press, who will be turning up with him in Sweden for presentation of the Million Dollars. Smile

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:05 pm

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Dear Anna,
This is to inform you that your payment shall
come to you soon through diplomatic immunity
means..

we require you send to us a scan copy of your identification and also your mail address in Ghana where you shall receive the consignment.

Yours sincerely,
Abraham Henshaw.

Time for the old nun pix, culled from a porn site this is the clean one. If he plays his cards right, they get sucessively ruder, which may come as a suprise..

We are still being Swedish, I am almost straight baiting now, he hasn't dared tell me he doesn't understand a word I say. Smile

I gave him my address in NW Ghana, the hippo sanctuary where they are getting used to lost mugus.

This is what I wrote:

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Dear Mr Henshaw,

I look forward to receiving my consignment via your diplomat. As a nun I have no passport, but I attach a photograph taken by one of the brothers here. Do you like it? I have more revealing pictures if you like.

This is my address in Ghana, I look forward to hearing from you.

this is what I sent:

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Raring Mr Höna , JAG blick främre till mottagande min adresseringen via din diplomen. Som nunna Jag har nej pass , utom JAG fästa en fotografien tog vid en om bror här. Vill du lik den? Jag har mer avslöjande bilderna om du lik.

Den här er mig adress i Ghana , JAG blick främre till hörseln från du.

Din sant

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Anna Lynne Jecti0n
Church of CDX1X

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