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Harry Pianis
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 216
Location: The North Pole, sniping elves
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Share your stories of the weirdest and/or stupidest things your lads have done!
As an amateur, mine aren't very good, but they're:
A refugee contacted me with "Barrister Destiny Moon", and once calling me "John Henry Veacth" in the email after I gave my full name as "Jack Henry Woodcroft".
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_________________ YOU HAVE TO STOP SENDING ME SUCH MAILS. AND IF DO STOP, I WILL HAND YOU OVER TO POLICE.
-Martins 4kuf0r
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:37 pm |
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Does traveling 1400 miles away from home and sleeping outside (an extended period of that was in the rainy season as well) for over 100+ days count as stupid?
If so, that'd probably be it.
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:45 pm |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:09 am |
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Prof, can't see any of us topping that somehow - it is a whole new realm of supersafari and I love it |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:11 am |
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Read any of Shiver MeTimbers' baits and you'll see. I am quite positive that nothing can top recopying Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets by hand. |
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:37 am |
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The Church of the painted breast is there, Jojo and Profs Safaris, Roycroppers idiot lad Dan and his Aston Martin, Wayne and his pantie ladies, Otterfan and his Drum, it's like asking which way is up?
So many lads, so many talents they have for stupidity, Summer Holiday video, George Bush and the Village People,
Philios and the Bike Insurance, not a particularly great read, but for everyone involved it was hilarious.
So many good skilled baiters, so many really great results. |
_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:15 am |
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I'm still a n00b at this scambaiting lark and mainly straight bait but my personal high point was getting a lad to send me his noseprints (think fingerprints except with his nose). |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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MissDirection
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 15 Jul 2008
Posts: 84
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:34 am |
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sunshine, you gave me many lols with that statement. Do you have links to the noseprint pics? |
_________________ Ms D's record of baits: http://msd-bait.livejournal.com/ |
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The Blackwood Con
419Eater is my life
Joined: 17 Jul 2008
Posts: 373
Location: Petting the Time Travelling Bunnies.
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:40 am |
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^^^ I second that. You've gotta post links to that. I mean, how you got your lad to do that is beyond me. |
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"It is important to recall our mission: going after lads, and protecting victims. The moment we act against one another, we dishonour that mission." ~ Rover |
thanks for making a fool of me ok,you are just talking nonsense.man to hell with you if you keep fooling me all the time."
maybe i will come and lick your shoes just because you want to buy diamonds from me. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 am |
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I'm afraid the best that I can offer is getting a Lad to symbolically restage Thor's slaying of Jormungadr, the Midgard Serpent:
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114364 |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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firehouse5
Palm Wino Aficionado
Joined: 09 Mar 2004
Posts: 4953
Location: swimming in Ogogoro
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:31 am |
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Nowhere near the impressive feats mentioned above, but I got bored with a bait and sent all the lad characters a "Chinese curse" insult, figuring it would kill the bait but I didn't care. Instead I got this back:
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I AND [barrister] WAS THEIR AS THE MEMBER OF STAFF OF [consignment company] CALLED ONE BY ONE FROM THE DIRECTORS TO THE MESSENGER TO CALL THEIR NAMES THREE TIMES AND CALL THE DARK SPIRIT THREE TIMES LIKE YOU WROTE THEM TO DO.
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IN RESPECT OF YOUR MAIL ON FRIDAY, THE 7TH JANUARY 2005, [barrister] AND [barrister#2] CAME TO OUR OFFICE OF WHICH WE HAD A CLOSE DOOR MEETING WITH THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE COMPANY, AFTER THE MEETING WE THEN TOOK AN OATH THAT WHO EVER HAVE THE MIND OF CHEATING WILL DIE, AS YOUR CHINESE MYSTIC TO PUNISH THE GUILTY BY CALLING EACH OTHERS NAME THREE TIMES ACCORDING TO HOW YOU DIRECTED US IN YOUR MAIL. |
Turns out the Chinese curse worked better than I expected, and then it backfired as my baiting character "died" soon after. |
_________________ Has a scammer sent you a bank account? please report it to any moderator using the private message function.
GO PREMIUM!
Oct2004-Oct2016 12 years but Cheat alert: many silent months!
dozens Not as many piggies as you.
The details you sent do not match, check your records and reply immediate. I have forced to wait in office for two hours with out eating |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:05 am |
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@Miss Direction, @Blackwood: Noseprints here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135364&highlight= |
_________________ so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170 Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire x8 |
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