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Juan Freizwidatt
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Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
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A streded lad! I just love that. Terrific job, Redshoes! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
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Location: Hash Conditions
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This just went to the lad from Dover:
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I'm sorry that it took me a bit to get back to you. We're basically in a frantic mode over here in Maiduguri. Fiona Went into labor on our journey. The doctors said that it was possibly due to the very bumpy ride we took. Anyway, we have FINALLY got her a doctor here in Maiduguri, so everything should be fine for now. The doctor said she will more than likely give birth in 3-5 days time. Fiona told me to tell you not to worry about her because there is an American doctor here that is treating her, and he takes great care with eveerything he is doing. She also told me to tell you to please make it to Maiduguri as soon as possible. She needs you at this birth, and knows that you are resourceful enough not to let her down now.
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 6:58 pm |
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I signed into the Dover account, and Willy's brother Richard tried to chat up Dover. Sadly, he only manages to get Anita. Anita is a 15 year old intern, and unfortunately is a bit worthless when it comes to any sort of assistance. Here is the chat we just had:
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William: good day sir
I will like you to leave me a message
I will be back for a moment please
This is from Richrad
William has sent me to check his mail for him
may be you have read the first one and left a message
me: Oh jeeze, hi!!
This isn't reverend Ben
This is Anita
William: alright
me: I am checking the church e-mail for him
I'm a 15 year old intern here
It's SOOOOO coool!!
William: Anita can you deliver this message to the rev
me: Totally! What is it??
William: check the email sent to him from mcwixxxx
and urgently deliver the message to him
me: Okay, but there is a BUNCH of stuff in the account today. I don't know how long it will take me to go through everything
it's like a ton!
But when I see it I'll try to tell him whatever stuff it says fast
William: anita
?
are you there?
i would like to ask you a question
do you know who Fiona and auntie Mary?
me: Hey!
Sorry, I was away for a minute
I thought you were gone
William: For the sake of those two in africa i would like to check ma mail first
me: I totally know them!! Fiona RULES
Mary kind of annoys me though
William: yes
forgive her
me: I do. It's just hard, you know?
William: see fiona is in labor
me: It's almost as hard as cleaning under Reverend Phstme's desk
He keeps me under there a lot
william: and will like to see my brother at his side befor she deliver
me: What is she delivering?
I thought they were done with the tent stuff
William: and my brother too is like kind of stranded in Abuga right now and will like the Rev. dover to tell Fiona's docter to send Fiona over to Lagos at where he is right now
yea
you want understand since you are yet to be of age very soon you will
me: Why is Willy in Lagos?
William: he went there to meet fiona and auntie M ary
me: They were going to Abuja! That's the wrong city!
No wonder he can't find her
William: but upon reaching there he received a message from Rev. dover that they are at Maiduguri another state in Nigeria
yea
me: I've been there!
It was AWESOME!!
William: ok
can you plz
give me the exact address?
me: I have to ask around
I don't know off hand
william: ok
me: I definitely know they were not going to Lagos
So it's weird that he went there
William: yea
i want you to do something for me ok?
me: Sure!
I like you!
William: me too
my name is richard
can you keep me name?
me: Sure!
William: keep it cause i will meet you one day
me: Okay! That would be the coolest thing ever
I'm going to Africa soon
William: PLEASE find the message and deliver it to Ren
me: Okay, I will
Why is Willy in Lagos? That doesn't make any sense
William: ok the i hope you will look for me
me: I know Fiona was really excited to see him
She told me that is her husband!
william: she did not see him yet
yes
me: How long will he be in Lagos?
William: willy can't find them you know?
me: They told him to look for them in Lagos?
William: may be i don't know
no
listen to me please
me: I am listening, but it doesn't make any sense!
I know Reverend Ben will ask me why he is in the wrong city
So I want to know why to tell him
William: i know it doesn't make any sense
that is the only city to get transport to Maiduguri
and it will take another full day to get there
me: Okay. Now I understand
So should I tell Reverend Ben he will be there tomorrow??
William: and for him not to miss the delivery of Fiona's baby he will like the rev. to tell fionas docter to transfer fiona from Maiduguri to Lagos
me: Oh jeeze. I just talked to Sister Kathy
She told me Fiona is in the hospital!
Wow!
One minute
William: either than that it will hurt fiona for willing not being there at her time of delivery
me: Okay..
Are you there?
William: yea
me: Sister Kathy has told me that Fiona will be giving birth in the next two days or so
William: yes
me: And that there is no way she will be able to go to Lagos
She's in the hospital!
Willy needs to get there
And be by her side
She will be SOOOO sad if he's not there
So you need to tell Willy to get there immediately
William: but willy can't get there on time if you don't tell Rev to do wat i told you to tell him
me: As soon as possible
What did you tell me to do?
William: Willy has to wait for the next day before he gets a transport to convey him to where Fiona is right now
me: So he'll be there in 2 days?
William: Willy is not a nigerian nbut a ghanian do you know that?
me: That will be perfect1
William: yes
me: Yes. I know her husband is from Ghana
I think Ghana guys are the hottest!!
I'm so jealous
William: you just deliver the message to Rev
or have him read the message himself
me: Well, I already told you what Sister Kathy said
She said there is no way Fiona can leave the hospital for travel
So that is not going to happen, I guess
Does willy have money for the transport?
William: are you finalizing the issue?
me: How much money does he have?
William: not enogh
so he has to wait to cash from western union tomorrow
me: I believe God will carry him there!
That's so romantic!!!
William: hope so
I like you anyway
me: Did Willy spend all of the money they sent him to Abuja?
Kathy just asked me that
William: no
he is now going to cash it
since it is weekend
me: But he is in Lagos!
William: he can only cash it in the week days
me: He can only collect it in Abuja
That sux!!!
William: anita?
me: I'm here!
William: calm urself for to tell you something
okay?
me: Sure!
William: willy gat there at Abuga only yesterday saturday
and can only cash the money tomorrow
me: But you said he is in Lagos and not Abuja
So he is going to Abuja tomorrow?
William: have i said dat?
my bad
I mean Abuga
me: Yes. You told me 3 times he is in Lagos
William: he is in abauga
me: You said he is there to catch a bus
William: Abuga
am desperate that is why
me: I'm like totally confused!!
William: am kind of worry for ma brother
that is why
He is in Abuga
okay?
tell sister Kathy dat
me: I guess so! My little pea brain head is spinning!!
She will be back soon, and I'll tell her
William: okay
so do you now get me
he can only cash the money 2morrow
in abuga
me: Okay, great!!
William: thanx
me: So then he will go to Maiduguri??
You can easily get a bus in Abuja to Maiduguri
I did it!!!!
William: that is if only he is able to cash the money
me: Before!
William: yea
me: Okay, well I have to go now. Reverend Phystme will be back from service soon. He's been spending time teaching
me how to kneel properly
And I don't want to make him wait!
I'll tell Kathy everything and get a hold of Ben when I can
William: okay
nice talking to you hope we will meet agin
me: Same here!! I think I have a crush on you!
Do you like younger girls?
William: meet too
yea
me: Reverend Phystme tells me I look good a lot
William: am also not that old
me: How old are you?
William: wanna keep it a surprise to you
you can have ma email
it is [email protected]
me: Well, I only like older men!!
Are you like 15 too, like me?
William: no
22
me: That's not too old
William: i guess so
me: Okay, I have to run!
Love you!!!!!
William: do you have my email?
love you too
me: I have your e-mail
I'll write you!
William: leave me a message okay?
ok
me: Okay. Bye!!
William: bye
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 7:29 pm |
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Is it a good sign or a bad sign that the folks back home don't understand where Willy is?
Willy delaying the start of his trip actually worked out well, he got there Saturday after all the WU banks were closed. The bus doesn't run again until Monday.
Can Dover ask him were he is sleeping? |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:01 pm |
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Apparently WU and the cyber cafes are closed on Sundays in Abuja.
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Hello Reverend,
This is Richard the younger brother of William AXXXX.I am mailing you this mail on behalf of my brother because he called me from Abuga and asked me to send it to you.Please Sir William is in kind of BIG trouble in Abufa right now of which if he doesn't see Fiona either today nor the day after I don't know what will become of him there.The address you left for him in his email is a valid address but when asked about where it is,he was told it is also another state in Nigeria ther of which it will take about a day and half journey to get to where Fiona is right now. And for now he is kind of short in money and he has to wait till tomorrow to visit the western union for money either he will get or not lies on tomorrow.
So what he is asking is for the Docter of Fiona to make available a transfer of Fiona from Maiduguri there to Abuga to make it easier for the two of them to meet or may be it will be a little difficult for him to get to MAIDUGURI there before the delivery of the baby.And for you nunber it is kind of being put on voice mail.It will be appreciable when to talk to you direct rather than leaving a message.And for Fiona's hospital phone number he is kind of in need of it to call there to talk to her first before the necessary procedures.It's bye for now.
Thank you sir.
Richard |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 10:44 pm |
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Sounds like big trouble, errr, fun |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Jul 20, 2008 11:17 pm |
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Oh do dear oh dear, now Little Richard is getting dragged into willie's crazy fantasy world too - hope Anita (An Eater?!) keeps him suitably distracted and misdirected so Willie carries on down the one way path he's started out on |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:36 am |
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Willy claims to be broke and hungry.
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Why did you do this to me my love?You told me you are in Abuja.I am stuck in Abuja and all my money is finished.I don't have anyything to buy even food to eat.I went to the WESTERN UNION and they said the number is not correct so the can't give me the money.
Now i don't know what to do here niether where to go to. Rev.Dover told me about you and the baby and i need to be by your side by now. I wish to see you before you deliever the baby.
Please for me to be able to be there,you have to resend the money to me here in Abuja before i can come to Maiduguri.
Maiduguri is in a different state and far from Abuja.
Please if you didn't help me from here,i may die here cos i have not eaten since morning.
Please give me a call (+234)-xxxxxx5523.
I am looking forward for your call. I will be by your side soon.
I love you |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:51 am |
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i may die here cos i have not eaten since morning. |
Oh what an absolute woosie... !!!
With any luck he'll not have a meal until he walks all the way home.... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:53 am |
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She is to have her baby at any minute and all he thinks about is money and his own situation. A decent man would never treat her woman in that way.
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Maiduguri is in a different state and far from Abuja. |
Is this the right time to give a lecture on geography?
Why doesn't he just borrow a few naira and take a bus if he really loves her?
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_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:16 pm |
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This just in to Dover...
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Rev.Dover,
I have stuck here in Abuja.It's a long journey from Accra to Lagos and from Lagos to Abuja and could not find anyone here.I couldn't get assess to the internet yesterday thus why i asked my brother Richard to contact you.
I am stranded here in Abuja and all my money is finiushed.I have one day hotel bill to pay before i leave here but i don't have money.They are given me till end of the day if i don't pay i have to face the law.
I went to Western Union this morning and they said the number is not on their data and that is not correct.
Please ask Fiona to resend me the money so i can be able to come there to Maiduguri.I am stucked here Rev.Dover and i need a help please.I tried calling you and Fiona but your lines are on voice mail.
Please help me from here Rev. I am looking forward to hear from you soon. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 12:23 pm |
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I am stucked here Rev.Dover and i need a help please. |
Siggy material, for sure..... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:47 pm |
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Ah, what a charming report to read first thing in the morning! It brings a real smile to my face. A streded lad with nothing to eat and about to face the law. Sweet! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:14 pm |
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Until the end of the day, then he has to face the law? (grin)
This answers redshoes´ question from yesterday "where is Willy going to sleep?" (one day in a hotel), and it also answers - with just a little bit of additional good luck - where he is going to sleep tonight...in a prison cell
I could not think of a lad right now who deserves this more |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:02 pm |
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Rev.Dover,
If there is anyway i can get to Maiduguri,i will but this is a critical situation here that i don't know anyone here in Abuja and also here is not my country.I don't even know so called Maiduguri but there is a transport that can bring me there and the problem is i am short of money here and the hotel in which i lodge now is going to handling me to the law of not paying my bills since i arrived here on saturday.
As a matter of fact,they also refuse to serve me food and i am starving here. Please do something to help me get to her and i promise to pay back.God bless you for your kindly help. |
These lads can be so dramatic now can't they?
I am chatting with him now... |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:18 pm |
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I believe he is telling some other people back home a slightly different story. This just in from his friend David, to Aunt Mary.
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mery, william has been sleeping in the car pack for 3days now in nigeria he did not meet fiona and he went round from hotel to hotel looking for her so he has called nash and he has no money to return back home where are u? |
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Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
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jojobean
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Here is the chat we just had. Beware, parts of it are VERY NSFW and pretty crass. Ladies, don't hate me for this chat. There are some things in there that I just had to write because they are coming from a pastor to a fellow church member.
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William: Rev.Dover?
me: yes
How are you?
William: is that you?
i am fine Rev
how is Fiona doing?
me: Last I heard, she is well
William: thankGod
me: I have not received any email updates and I have no phone
I do believe that all will be right
William: in Jesus name
i am stranded here
me: Stredded?
In Abuja?
Are the conditions hash?
William: the hotel is going to hand me over to the police this evening
me: Well, have faith my friend
William: yes
me: As a future pastor, all things will work out
Remember Paul and Silas?
William: i do but this is serious Rev
i do
me: Yes
So was the situation of Paul and Silas
But all worked itself out
William: i have no money left with me as im talking
me: I understand
Fiona wants you with her as the child is born
William: how can mine work out when the WU said the number is not
correct?
me: I don't understand that
Have you checked the MTCN online?
It was sent via secure services
William: so do i
and the local WU here said they don't have that number on their data
i have been to almost 4-5 WU
if here were to be Ghana,i will know how to sort this out but here is
Nigeria
and here are the WU here saying they don't have that number on their
system
me: That is so weird
William: i don't know whaqt to do
me: Hmmmm
Is there any way you could get to Maiduguri?
I mean, once you get there, I think that everything will be good
William: there is but how can i?
i don't even have money to pay the hotel bills nor food
me: hmmmmm
William: they refused to serve me food this morning
me: This is quite a pickle we are in
What?
They refused to serve you food?
How rude
William: yes
me: Did you tell them you were on a mission?
William: as u can see,i have not eating yet
me: This is not good
I don't want you going hungry
I wish you were in Chad with us
We just threw away a whole pizza
William: they said it's a lie
me: They said what is a lie?
William: they don'y believe i am on a mission
me: Why?
Tell them you are a TWAT
Maybe they have heard of us
William: i have explain to them but they refuse
me: We have done some fine work in Africa
So, where are you staying?
In a hotel?
William: yes and this evening is my final day if i don't settle the bills,they
are going to hand me over to the police says the manager
me: Really?
Can he do that?
William: yes Rev
me: Wow
William: from they way he speaks,he can
me: How are you staying in a hotel, if you have no money?
Kind of like credit?
William: i was hoping i would have cash the so i can leave here today to
Maiduguri
me: Yes
I understand
William: i paid for the first day i arrive here
me: ah
William: and now i owe them 2 days
me: Is it a nice hotel?
William: not so nice
a managable one
i owe them 12,000 Naira
me: How much is that in US currency
William: about $180
me: Okay
What is the name and number of the hotel
Maybe I can have someone contact the manager on your behalf
I cannot promise that, but I will see what I can do
William: Park Place Hotel
i have to ask of their number later
me: Okay
Maybe you can email it to me
Did you come to Abuja on a one way ticket?
William: ok
yes
me: Okay
We will, after this seri of unfortunate events, find you a way home
All I kno is that Fiona is waiting for you
She wants to see you
William: please do me a favour
me: What is it
William: please if can borrow me so money to be able to settle this hotel
and also buy a ticket so i can meet Fiona at Maiduguri
me: I will see what I can do
William: i promise to pay you back when we meet at Maiduguri
me: I know that transfering money from Chad to Nigeria can be a
problem
Brother, I could never ask you to repay me.
You are here as our guest.
William: no
me: This is on me.
William: i will
me: No sir.
This is my treat.
You have me to thank for all of this.
When Rev Dover says he is going to do something, it gets done.
William: this is a favour i ask from you and i need to fulfill my promises
me: I have a list of people you could ask.
I understand.
I will try to get a transfer/
I know there are certain cities that are very difficult to get money sent
to from Chad
Lagos is nearly impossible.
There are many fraudsters there and we have had problems sending
money to people in that city in the past.
William: im in Abuja not lagos
me: I don't know how Abuja is.
Right
I am just saying
I hope that Abuja is not like Lagos
William: i hope so too Rev
me: I know I can send money to maiduguri, with no problem.
William: from the way i see Abuja,it a nice place than lagos
i don't know what they will do to me this evening
me: I hope they do not arrest you
The WU is closed by now
Here
William: thus my prayers
me: I will not be able to make a transfer until tomorrow.
Shops close early some days here in Chad
It is a Muslim country you know.
William: i will have to print this chat and show it to them that the money
will be coming tomorrow
me: Oh yes.
Vow to them that if the money is not there by tomorrow, they can
arrest you.
Tell them that.
William: ok
i will try
me: If the money from Reverend Dover does not arrive tomorrow, you
will surrender to the police. I can assure you the money will be there.
Have you been to Nigeria before?
William: no
this is my first time here
me: Are you enjoying your stay?
Ah
William: no Rev
me: Why not?
Oh, right.
William: how can i when i couldn't reach to whom i came here to see?
me: The arrest thing
Yes
I understand
I forgot for a second
I am jsut having so much fun in Chad.
William: also they are threating me
me: I hate that you are not having a good time
Threatening?
That is a hash word
William: well,for a whole manager of a hotel to tell you "we are given u
up to the evening if u did not pay your bills,we will get u arrested"
me: Yeah
That is really mean of him
What a big old meanie
It's amazing how rude people can be
But don't worry
I will send you money soon
Can you send me the details to send them?
The money that is
William: ok
the name is WILLIAM EDITED TO REMOVE LAST NAME
me: Okay
Are you hungry?
William: yes Rev
very very hungry
i took it as a fasting cos not too long ago we completed our 21 days
fasting
thus 2 weeks ago
lol
me: hehe
William: the address is EDITED TO REMOVE ADDRESS
me: That is funny
Okay
Yeah, people have fasted 40 days before
This should be no big deal, right?
William: YES
yes
hehe
me: Easy for me to say, I just ate a big pizza
Hahahahah
And threw away almost a whole one
It had way too much meat on it
I was sick from eating so much
Then there was the cake.
Do you like cake?
We have some good cake here once you arrive.
William: yes i do
u are killing me here Rev
hehehehe
me: We have some nice Chocolate Cream cake here
Sorry
I just get started on cake and I cannot stop
Cake and pizza are my two favourite things.
And women.
My wife that is
William: i love cake and pizza too
specially pizza is my favorite
me: Yeah
This was like a meat lovers
But, for me, it just had too much meat
That's why we threw most of it away
William: lol
me: What have you been eating up until now?
William: well,we shall meet there God willing 2days from now
me: Yes
I am sure that we will meet
I don't forsee any problems
William: i will join the next avialable bus to Maiduguri tomorrow as soon
as i recieve the money
me: Okay
I shall send it out tomorrow
After breakfast of course
You know I won't be skipping any meals!
William: i willbe very happy if the transfer can be done in the morning so
i can cash it early here
me: Yes
William: please do send me the number by phone
me: I wake up around 10 AM
Then, I have breakfast at about 10:30
So, I should get the money sent by noon, at the latest
How can I send the number by phone?
William: wow
what is the time there now?
me: I don't have your number.
William: but you called me last time i arrive here
me: Right now it is almost 6:00
Yeah, that was not my phone though
I mentioned earlier, I have no phone right now
William: same here
6:00pm
oh sorry
me: I have to borrow a phone if I need one. And it is hard to get people
to let me make out of country calls.
It is costly.
William: oh ok
then please mail it to me as soon as possible
me: Okay
William: when do i check my mail?
me: As I said, I wake up around 10:00 or so
I should have the transfer out by around noon
Better try 1 or 2, just in case I sleep in
William: ok
God bless you so much Rev
me: Yes
This will all pass over, I am sure of it
No worries
William: that means i have to leave to Maiduguri on wendesday
ok
me: Just consider yourself Moses in the desert
William: thank you Rev
me: No problem.
Be sure to show this chat to the manager
William: ok
i will
thank you
can you type something which can convince him much to know it true i
will settle his bills tomorrow?
me: Yes
William: good
me: Dear Mr. Manager:
My name is Benjamin Dover, from TWAT, an international ministry. William is a good man. He has experienced a wee bit of difficulty on his mission. Please know that I am sending money tomorrow. You have my word. If he does not come with the money tomorrow, then please arrest him on the spot. That is how serious I am about getting my money to him, to make sure he is taken care of. As you are my witness, if Willy does not have the balance by tomorrow, he is to surrender himself to you and you are to have him arrested.
Ben Dover
How is that?
William: hold on
me: Is that good?
William: wow
me: I don't like to brag, but I did do a lot of writing in college
William: that wild
me: Yeah, I really put my neck on the line there
William: i believe he will stand by your word Rev
me: You know, my name is at stake here
Yeah
And if it doesn't happen, you have to turn yourself over.
WE don't want my name getting all mucked up.
But no worries.
Everything is just fine
William: wow
me: That was good writing, eh?
William: i pray that the money will come tomorrow
me: Yes
It will
Don't worry
This is Rev Dover you are talking to
William: may the Good Lord it in Jesus name
me: I am a friend first, pastor second and entertainer third
Got it?
William: yes
hehehe
thank you Rev Dover
me: Alright
Have a good day buddy
William: evening
you too rev
me: Bye.
William: bye Rev
God bless you so much
me: Thank you
William: by the way,how is your family doing?
me: Very well
My wife is sexy as ever
Man, she is an angel on the outside but a demon in the sack
If you know what I mean
The rest of the family is well too
William: hehehehe
me: You get what I am saying
William: thus women for you
i think so
me: That's right
A hole is a hole, innit?
Just kidding
William: i get it
me: It sucks not having my wife here
I am a man of needs
And it's hard without her here
William: i'm looking forward to get married to Fiona as soon as the baby
is delievered
me: Yeah
You'll have to wait for a while to consumate it
William: i know how you fill
me: My wife's vagina was way streteched after our fist kid.
It was like throwing a roll of toilet paper into a siloh.
We then got her that vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
It looked so much better.
William: hehehe
me: It made it tighter
William: thank God
me: Easier to cum
William: alright
me: I don't know if you have ever had sex with someone who just had a
kid
But it's murder trying to get off
It's like you are banging on the sidewalls my friend
William: hmmmmm?
me: It means her vagina was too big
William: i haven't tried that before
me: Well, once you and Fiona go at it, you'll know what I mean
Her junk will be so stretched
Imagine shoving a kid out of your anus
That's basically what having a baby is like.
So, it gets stretched.
William: hahahaha
i see
i love her u know
me: Yeah
That's why you have to show her
William: we planned getting married beforew this happend
me: Right
William: yes
me: Well, at least you know she is good and ready to have sex
William: hehehe
how did u know ?
well,my time is up Rev
me: hehe
William: nice talking to you and i'mgoing to show this to the manager
right away
me: I have "heard" Fiona can do it right
alright
Be sure to show him all of it
William: i will Rev
i am looking forward for tomorrow then
good bye
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:07 pm |
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This maybe the funniest line in the entire hilarious chat:
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me: Yeah, I really put my neck on the line there
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Yeah, Rev, you're sure putting yourself out there asking for Billy boy to be arrested! |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
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manbiteslion
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Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:08 pm |
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According to the Abuja City Hotel Directory (may be slightly out of date, mind) the regular room rate for the "Park Place Hotel" is just 5,900 / night - 12,000 / night is more in line with the Royal or Ambassadorial suite. Ideas well above his station, that boy! |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:11 pm |
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^^^
That 12000 Naira is for two nights he said.
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William: and now i owe them 2 days
me: Is it a nice hotel?
William: not so nice
a managable one
i owe them 12,000 Naira
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Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:23 pm |
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He turns to Aunt Mary for help. She never reads her email.
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Hope you are doing fine Aunty. I arrived at Abuja safely on saturday but the problem is that i was not able to meet Fiona yet.She told me she is in Abuja but she is not.I have been sleeping in a hotel since i arrived and now the hotel were given me up to this evening to settle my bills or else they will hand me over to the police.I am stranded here Aunty.Rev.Dover sent me a mail that they were on the way to Abuja and the got to a State called Maiduguri and Fiona was not filling fine so they took her to the hospital and the doctor said her time is up for her to deliever.I wish to be by her side before that but i am short of money as you know already and now to get there i need money to buy a ticket to there and it's about another 1and half journey.wow.Please save me from being arrested Aunty.There is no way that i can Reach Fiona but to buy the ticket and go there.Please send me some money as soon as possible so i can save my life here and also continue my journey to Maiduguri to meet her before she deleiver please. I owe the hotel $180 and if i can get additional $150 so i can get to Fiona.Kindly send it through WESTERN UNION as soon as possible. Send it to the address below:WILLIAM address edited out I get it tomorrow as soon as possible.I am looking forward for it please Aunty.I'm counting on you please or else i will be arrested. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:43 pm |
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i owe them 12,000 Naira
me: How much is that in US currency
William: about $180 |
Ooooh, who's fibbing? It's about $103.... |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
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redshoes17
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Joined: 28 Feb 2007
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:03 am |
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I knew it, I told jojo while he was having that chat that willy was lying about the money. I do believe he is broke however, except for some cafe money.
Also the days do not add up. He paid for Saturday night, which meant he only owed for one night at the time he wrote that. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
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Location: yourplacehere
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Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 am |
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I wonder if they let him out of the hotel at all, maybe he should try to escape and run... (tie the bedsheets together and jump from the balcony ) |
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