The Weirdest Thing A Lad's Done

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Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:15 pm

Share your stories of the weirdest and/or stupidest things your lads have done!
As an amateur, mine aren't very good, but they're:
A refugee contacted me with "Barrister Destiny Moon", and once calling me "John Henry Veacth" in the email after I gave my full name as "Jack Henry Woodcroft".

Post away! beers!

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:37 pm

Does traveling 1400 miles away from home and sleeping outside (an extended period of that was in the rainy season as well) for over 100+ days count as stupid?

If so, that'd probably be it.

Edit: Added the rainy season bit

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Guess I'll just lock the thread then.... Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:09 am

Prof, can't see any of us topping that somehow - it is a whole new realm of supersafari and I love it Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:11 am

Read any of Shiver MeTimbers' baits and you'll see. I am quite positive that nothing can top recopying Harry Potter and the Chamber of secrets by hand.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:37 am

The Church of the painted breast is there, Jojo and Profs Safaris, Roycroppers idiot lad Dan and his Aston Martin, Wayne and his pantie ladies, Otterfan and his Drum, it's like asking which way is up?

So many lads, so many talents they have for stupidity, Summer Holiday video, George Bush and the Village People,

Philios and the Bike Insurance, not a particularly great read, but for everyone involved it was hilarious.

So many good skilled baiters, so many really great results.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:15 am

I'm still a n00b at this scambaiting lark and mainly straight bait but my personal high point was getting a lad to send me his noseprints (think fingerprints except with his nose).

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 15 Jul 2008 Posts: 84

sunshine, you gave me many lols with that statement. Do you have links to the noseprint pics?

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:40 am

^^^ I second that. You've gotta post links to that. I mean, how you got your lad to do that is beyond me.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:19 am

I'm afraid the best that I can offer is getting a Lad to symbolically restage Thor's slaying of Jormungadr, the Midgard Serpent:

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=114364

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:31 am

Nowhere near the impressive feats mentioned above, but I got bored with a bait and sent all the lad characters a "Chinese curse" insult, figuring it would kill the bait but I didn't care. Instead I got this back:

Quote:

I AND [barrister] WAS THEIR AS THE MEMBER OF STAFF OF [consignment company] CALLED ONE BY ONE FROM THE DIRECTORS TO THE MESSENGER TO CALL THEIR NAMES THREE TIMES AND CALL THE DARK SPIRIT THREE TIMES LIKE YOU WROTE THEM TO DO.

Quote:

IN RESPECT OF YOUR MAIL ON FRIDAY, THE 7TH JANUARY 2005, [barrister] AND [barrister#2] CAME TO OUR OFFICE OF WHICH WE HAD A CLOSE DOOR MEETING WITH THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS OF THE COMPANY, AFTER THE MEETING WE THEN TOOK AN OATH THAT WHO EVER HAVE THE MIND OF CHEATING WILL DIE, AS YOUR CHINESE MYSTIC TO PUNISH THE GUILTY BY CALLING EACH OTHERS NAME THREE TIMES ACCORDING TO HOW YOU DIRECTED US IN YOUR MAIL.

Turns out the Chinese curse worked better than I expected, and then it backfired as my baiting character "died" soon after.

Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:05 am

@Miss Direction, @Blackwood: Noseprints here http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135364&highlight=

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