|
forum.419eater.com Forum Index » EATER's GREATEST HITS |
Goto page Previous 1, 2, 3 ... 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115 ... 163, 164, 165 Next |
Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
|
74% |
[ 80 ] |
Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
|
3% |
[ 4 ] |
Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
|
19% |
[ 21 ] |
Other (please post) |
|
2% |
[ 3 ] |
|
Total Votes : 108 |
|
Author |
Message |
BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:08 am |
|
Perhaps promoting him to reverend may have been too fast. Let there be multiple promotions, like acolyte, reader, deacon, assistant reverend, etc.
This would also be a good way to encourage him to move forward to the next destination.
"Aww, too bad you couldn't make it to (insert next city) - we were going to promote you to (insert next level)" |
_________________ --BobCat
"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t N0rm@n
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t N0rm@n (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - Mu$@ H0us3
x 24 x1 x2 |
|
|
|
tss1961
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 88
Location: Arkansas, USA
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 12:43 am |
|
Quote: |
TWAT: Just go to any Hotel Close by and lodge
Novotel Hotel is good |
Hey Rev. , I just looked up the hotel he suggested. The single night rate is USD279 but if you can stay for 4D/3N the rate is only USD154...you gotta have respect for the church budget, ehhh? And the rooms are fabulous: Air conditioning - Mini bar - Satellite / Cable colour TV. Bathroom fittings : Bath tub. Room service : Hot dishes - Cold snacks. I'd stay just to recoop from the jet lag... |
_________________ -- "I have to tell you some thing you do not know,nigeria is a place where scam artist leave,for your own good never you in your life have any thing to do with any nigerians or esle you we be scamed."
-- "i checked the western union money transfer for more than 7hours and i got nothing and the time i spent had an effect on my eyes"
-- "So i have been trying my best running hecter secter looking for what to do. " |
|
|
|
Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:06 am |
|
Godspower does have a very poor attitude. I'm glad he is on a short lease |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
|
|
|
|
Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 1:39 am |
|
If it were up to me, Godspower would have been sent packing. I have no clue why Dover wanted to give the guy a second chance. All of that whining and complaining?? He's not even a reverend yet. What a joke.
The thing I really don't get about someone like Godspower who claims to be a bishop is all of this doubt about God's plan. I mean, Dover constantly complains after the first week the lads are out and streded, but Dover has accepted the lord's will, and the lord's will is that he is a whiny little complaining bitch-ass that never gets what he wants. At least he accepts himself for what he is.
These TWATs are screwed to hell. We were talking earlier about this "Nigerian Community Leader" that Godspower owes money to. Do you all know what a hard-ass that guy must be to hold down a leadership position in one of the roughest areas in the world? That's one of the last people I would want to owe money to, that's for sure.
Phystme is such a weirdo perv. Disgusting. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
17 |
|
|
|
freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 2:01 am |
|
rev. jo grubb would like to pass on her forwarded email! shes got plenty of cool free offers. |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
|
|
|
yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 7:50 am |
|
Think that the best reason for keeping Christ on board is that their debts with the community leader are increasing faster... It would be really nice if they could send their current balance... Did they ever say what they 'pay' per day for bed and lodging? (ridiculous twats, spending church-money on such luxury, only now I realise how great Adamu was in conserving church-funds... )
Shouldn't you tell them that in the worst case they should run away from the community leader (preferably Left) if Dover gets delayed to long... Or maybe that you found out of the community leader to be a criminal (wanted for blackmail, murder, rape, you name it...) and that the church-policy strictly forbid any contact between TWAT-members and known criminals (let alone payments to these criminals...)
Interesting thing is that they say there's nobody in their house in Benin and only they have the keys, so there's also nobody there to check if Dover really did show up? (and broke the biggest window to get in...)
there should be way to use that to add to their misery, right? |
|
|
|
|
Ramm
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Jun 2006
Posts: 7
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:49 am |
|
"That wine is sanctified - you can drink it even if you're underage....."
LMAO! |
|
|
|
|
Elphy Bey
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 6
Location: Gandamack
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:30 am |
|
Professor So And So wrote: |
TWAT: Nigeria is the Bigest country in Africa so no country
here can be compared with Nigeria in Africa |
The lying TW@T:
Sudan 2,505,813 km² - the largest country in Africa
Nigeria 923,768 km² - 14th largest country in Africa
If its the "bigest" country in Africa that he wants, then maybe a trip to Sudan would more than satisfy him (via Abéché of course). |
|
|
|
|
juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:14 pm |
|
If you guys are torn on whether to fire the arogant lad, you could do it the 100% democraty free way, by adding a poll to the thread. Could be fun. |
_________________ you have disappointed me for GODS sake ok // YOU SEND MONEY TO A FRAUDSTER AND SWINDLER STOP DEALING WITH THOSE IMPOSTERS AGAIN YOU ARE WARNED // if I finally find out that you did not send any money john I will send the FBI after you max, because I don't play dirty games ok - Captain Morgan
i cant stress my self any more.I now have a back pain cos of this // western union puzzle // rather stressfull as i spent the whole weekend trying to unravel it - M T C N s3cure
2,633 miles: Peterson/Gomer/fbi/Tina Mike/MrMicheal: Lagos.Doula.Yaounde.Limbe.Mundemba.ChimpCamp.[SSC Cameroon].(2weeks Jail).Baffousam(across Nigeria).Cotonou.Parakou.[SSC Benin] C/B Master & 5imba et al "i am coming to safari my self" "he is at chimpazine camp" "go pick him at the police station" |
|
|
|
Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 5:16 pm |
|
^^great idea^^
The worlds first fully interactive lad safari |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
|
|
|
tandenberg
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 9:58 pm |
|
^^^ They don't know any better. Have you ever seen a map where america is much bigger than the square milage would suggest? They probably have the same effect in Nigeria. Especially since they tend not to have a strong grasp on geography. |
|
|
|
|
Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:13 pm |
|
This came in last night to Dover from Crist's kid that is running his mail while he's on vacation:
Quote: |
Subject: HE IS IN CHAD HE CALLED ME THAT HE IS BROKE
PLEASE TRY AND MEET WITH MY DAD HE TOLD ME HE IS STRANDED AND CHAD IS A STRANGE LAND FOR HIM PLEASE TRY. |
Your dad is mean, so NO!
In fact, I think the clergy is getting worried about Sending Dover into hash conditions with an unpredictable missionary like this just hanging around. He seemed to just fly off the handle for no real reason at all. He's only been out and about for like 5 days or something. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
17
Last edited by Professor So And So on Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:25 pm; edited 1 time in total |
|
|
|
N.O.R.A
Baiting Guru
Joined: 17 Feb 2008
Posts: 2358
Location: Enjoying all the love from Africa.
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 10:22 pm |
|
Quote: |
Your dad is mean, so NO! |
|
_________________ "I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR VOICE,IT WILL DO A LOT OF WONDERS TO MY BODY" [Lad being baited since May 2009]
"Yes,Miss N0ra is a prostitute,a slut and a professional harlot." [Another Lad, being baited since May 2009, to one of my characters]
[ + + + ] x some
"set him straight first on the pimple soaps and cleansers,then suggest the other..
we don't want a pimpley,less wrinkly botoxed man running loose" [SlapHappy]
My Mentor is a young, hot, sexy man or woman.
"I'm a girl." [Slightlyoutofit] |
|
|
|
manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:11 pm |
|
Professor So And So wrote: |
He's only been out and about for like 5 days or something. |
You'll break his spirit soon enough, TWAT is the rocky coastline against which greedy souls are shattered, the id and ego making way for visions of one world under TWAT. 40 days and nights is traditional, but I'd be inclined to go for the hundred just to be on the safe side |
|
|
|
|
Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:12 pm |
|
Wow, I thought Miracle was mad at us or something when I checked the Dover acct and there was nothing from him, but here is some stuff he sent to the Phystme acct. This first one was sent before the last call we made, and the rest were sent after:
Quote: |
Thanks for the update and confirmation status well received, I appreciate the honour giving to me as the head of TWAT in Africa. I will keep you posted till tomorrow cause I don't have enough credit to handle the printing and scanning to return to you now, as this will be done tomorrow. Meanwhile we have not heard from Reverend Benjamin Dover nor receive your call as promised earlier. We are still waiting.
|
Quote: |
Open this attachment to view my signed and reattached Status. I appreciate this honour and doing my best to put other through.
Meanwhile, I have not received that of . I hope we shall also get his Status Letter in the TWAT folds.
|
Quote: |
We hope to receiving Rev Benjamin tomorrow Sunday as promised. Not only that, waiting for someday we shall all worship together especially, the Goblet experience. |
The Goblet experience?? Man, This guy is great!
@ Freddy - Can you make up another Cert for Andrew? I guess it's time to elevate his status too. Maybe Godspower will feel like the little TWAT that he is after the other lads are officially Reverends. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
17 |
|
|
|
Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:26 pm |
|
cisismygame wrote: |
Edit: and don't forget the Xmas party |
The Christmas party where everyone has to bring a plate? You could all start discussing your favourite dishes and/or recipes in loving mouth-watering detail... |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
x 7 |
|
|
|
Julian Day
Master Baiter
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 108
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:27 pm |
|
I'm getting worried...it's like a great novel, I've built up such a realistic mental image of all the characters in T.W.A.T than I could start to believe it's for real....
Phystme...the earnest man-of-god, totally unaware that most of what he says has a double meaning.
Dover... well-meaning, but bumbles around the World from one problem to another, destined never to reach his destination, and totally unaware that his whining and lack of tact is driving everyone to screaming point.
And now we have everyone else appearing and emailing....the accounts dept, the not-very-bright intern girl, the other clergy, Sister Bernadette.
Better than any comedy show! It's got to be made into a book or a film some day!
manbiteslion wrote: |
40 days and nights is traditional, but I'd be inclined to go for the hundred just to be on the safe side |
I can hardly type for tears running down my face! |
|
|
|
|
chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:38 pm |
|
if/ when the TWATS start to get sent random emails, i hope they get emails from the other TWAT missionaries who have done travels similar to miracle et al and are grateful for all the money they have received- i imagine they have had a much better TWAT experience than the lads in Chad. It'd be good for the lads to know that it does sometimes go right (just, unfortunately, not for them) |
|
|
|
|
Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
|
Posted:
Sat Jul 19, 2008 11:38 pm |
|
What tickles me is that none of them ever realise what "CDXIX" signifies!
It's there in plain view - clear as day for them to see on every TWAT application form.. and yet.. not one of them has ever got it. |
|
|
|
|
leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
|
Posted:
Sun Jul 20, 2008 12:12 am |
|
Quote: |
The Goblet experience?? Man, This guy is great! |
The little known first draft title for the 4th Harry Potter book:
Miracle Charles Ndubuisi and the Goblet of TWAT |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
|
|
|
Yaya
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 6
|
Posted:
Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:21 am |
|
Quote: |
What tickles me is that none of them ever realise what "CDXIX" signifies! |
Ummmm...me neither.... |
|
|
|
|
chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
|
Posted:
Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:32 am |
|
^^^
Its 419 in roman numerals |
|
|
|
|
Yaya
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 6
|
Posted:
Sun Jul 20, 2008 1:54 am |
|
Oh, der. Thank you. |
|
|
|
|
freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
|
Posted:
Sun Jul 20, 2008 2:22 am |
|
GEEZOW! had some photobucket problems, Proffessa, the last pm i sent is the right one. |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
|
|
|
Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
|
Posted:
Sun Jul 20, 2008 4:19 am |
|
^^ Thanks.
@ everyone - Anyone that wants to be a part of the TWAT clergy e-mail FWD (or similar worthless info), please set up an e-mail acct that appears as [email protected], and PM me your baiter name and addy.
@ chugger - I like the idea of there being a couple of successful reverends sending in occasional commentary about their respective churches and how well it's all going/thanks yous and such. If anyone wants to be one of those lads, also let me know.
I bet he gets annoyed after a very short time, but he'll be too afraid to miss something important from the church that I bet he at least opens every mail. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
17 |
|
|
|
|
|
forum.419eater.com Forum Index » EATER's GREATEST HITS |
Goto page Previous 1, 2, 3 ... 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115 ... 163, 164, 165 Next |
|
View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|