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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:18 pm |
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^^^^
I like that idea. I think CC'ing him on a bunch of useless emails between accounting, other Revs, etc. would just be funny. More an annoyance than anything else. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Star A Star
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jul 2008
Posts: 821
Location: Chad Central
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 1:22 pm |
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I like the idea of that
HR would also want him to sign up for Health & Safety awareness, Pension, health care etc
Edit: and don't forget the Xmas party |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:00 pm |
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@Your Lordship
Peace to you and to your TWAT |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:22 pm |
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Oh yes... now he's effectively a "manager" and he has a "team" he will have to do objective setting, yearly and half-yearly appraisals and all that good stuff.
I have a bunch of forms for that which would be perfect with a little photochopping if you want. |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:22 pm |
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another interesting thing that came up in the chat of the prof with Miracle is the reference to the 'Nigerian Community Leader in Chad' who paid for them... (as these guy's are not Nigerian themselves?)
Maybe Miracle should give an overview of the expenses so far and how much money he borrowed and from whom...
Nigerians are known to be involved in all sorts of business all over Africa (not limited to legal business only) and if this Nigerian community operates like a sort of maffia organisation they might be further up $hit-creek than we think if they can't pay their bills...
maybe they should try to get away from those guy's (they only would have to sleep somewhere outside, hide all day and sneak in and out an internet-cafe every now and then... but all of that have been done before...) It's good to know that they can always resort to run Left!
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:28 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:57 pm |
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From Christ's son.
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SUBJECT: MY DAD IS WIATING IN CHAD PLEASE TRY AND MET THEM HSA YOU PROMISE
So serious that my father is in chad and no body to recieve him ecept miracle and andrew
please the condition they are is not good please try and meet them up please. call them always. let hamdan meet them make hem warm.
please try and get to my Dad i am woried.
Famous jessa |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:07 pm |
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I couldn't help but notice this headline,
and, Oh MY GOD! look at the photo!
click here |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:35 pm |
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Famous jessa? What is he famous for? Well, I know what he's about to be famous for, but isn't he jumping the gun a bit? |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
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Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Posted:
Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:35 pm |
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Indeed an interesting question. Why are they with the Nigerian Community in ND if they are not Nigerian themselves? |
_________________ Now i know that you are nothing but a rouge, a killer, a resist, aback bitter, a lie, a tourt, a nornentity, a surscy human being. (Mister Larry Kent)
the test question here is still who is the bastard b@la h@ssan, so were did you change the test question, and there is no change in this slip, this is the first slip you sent to me, you are wasting my time and dont call me a bastard in your next mail. (Hitman B@la H@ssan)
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:44 pm |
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Jayhawk wrote: |
Famous jessa? What is he famous for? Well, I know what he's about to be famous for, but isn't he jumping the gun a bit? |
I think that you'd be famous too if Christ was your father. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Posted:
Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:49 pm |
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Inspector Gadget wrote: |
I couldn't help but notice this headline,
and, Oh MY GOD! look at the photo!
click here |
My God! Hamdan's really been busy, hasn't he? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Jul 18, 2008 4:56 pm |
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Wurzgnubbel wrote: |
Indeed an interesting question. Why are they with the Nigerian Community in ND if they are not Nigerian themselves? |
They are Nigerian, they just live in Benin. I believe that Christ is Nigerian as well. Most scammers, even if they are from another country, are Nigerian by birth. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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AintSkeered
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 18 Apr 2008
Posts: 4
Location: I have no idea...
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:03 pm |
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Inspector Gadget wrote: |
I couldn't help but notice this headline,
and, Oh MY GOD! look at the photo!
click here |
Well, well, guess we know where Ben's cake went don't we???
AS |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:16 pm |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:16 pm |
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This is how official Miracle is now...
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I just wanted to update you and let you know that you have been updated as Reverend in our system. You will now be privy to all staff emails starting immediately. This will give you a heads up on everything.
I have attached your form. We need this printed, signed and scanned back in immediately.
Rev William |
Per yournamehere's idea, he will now be privy to all TWAT emails. Too bad we are a bunch of lazy arses and all we do is forward a bunch of useless crap around. We are the king of forwards. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Fri Jul 18, 2008 5:34 pm |
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I once worked at a place that had about 1,200 people in one building. Apparently one day a cat got stuck under the hood of a car that was parked outside. Don't ask me how the cat got stuck, but it did.
So someone was nice and put out an email to everyone in the building, detailing the make and model of the car, and saying that a cat was stuck. Sounds simple enough, but within short order people started replying to "all" about the cat.
After about a dozen emails concerning the cat, addressed to the whole building, someone sent an email out saying that if he got one more email about the damn cat he was going to personally go out and strangle it. Thus followed a whole second string of emails, addressed to everyone, saying what a mean guy that person was, and it was just a helpless kitten, and blah blah blah.
I went into a meeting shortly afterwards, and when I came back an hour later there were thirty messages in my inbox, all concerning the damn cat. Shortly after that the server crashed, and IT put out an email saying that the next person that sent an email concerning the cat would be fired IMMEDIATELY!
Since Miracle is now on the official TWAT inter-office list, I would think that a petty squabble should develop between a couple of employees, and naturally they should copy everyone on their emails. I'll be more than happy to play the role of a female employee that has been wronged by one of her coworkers, and wants everyone to know about it. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:05 pm |
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^^^ ooohh ooohh!! Can I be the one who wrongs you? |
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HappyHoudini
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 18
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:09 pm |
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Being a religious organisation, and operated by people who are religious first, and technologists much later, I imagine that they have rather a lax organisational e-mail culture.
By setting up a network of e-mail addresses, with eveyone each contributing an e-mail every few days or so, with opinions, counteropinions, arguments over biblical interpretation, garden furniture for sale, invites to pool parties, cake recipes, sale items at the local department store etc. etc., and someone close to the lads ensuring that everything gets cc'ed at least twice to the lads, we could ensure that they have a goodly amount of spam to wade through before getting to the important stuff to their mission.
It will also be astroturfing (i.e. creating an illusion of a strong grassroots movement) for the TWAT church. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Posted:
Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:36 pm |
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We're gearing up to deliver some very bad news in about 30 minutes. This should be terrifying for the lads. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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MostlyHarmless
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Mar 2008
Posts: 114
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:44 pm |
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Professor So And So wrote: |
We're gearing up to deliver some very bad news in about 30 minutes. This should be terrifying for the lads. |
OMG! I hope something terrible didn't happen to the cake. I don't think I could take that on a friday. |
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"so i will make sure you are nail in the street, every body most see your dead soul in the street" W1ll1am B1lly, hitman and poet.
"my cook also very egarly crying for ur p*ssy dear, i will beat u darling" K3nn3th 4ny4ogu
"fulk your mom" M4ri4m J0hnston |
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Bengali in Platforms
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 27
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 6:46 pm |
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The is standing by to ask Reverend Miracle his thoughts on his next sermon. It is 10 pages of fire and brimstone. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:50 pm |
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And be sure you include a "glurge" chain email or three - you know, those saccharine-sweet things that say "send this to ten other people, including me, and you will have good fortune. Neglect to forward this, and bad luck will befall you." |
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tandenberg
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 7:57 pm |
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Don't forget about retreats, singles' nights, bible camps, and prayer chains. A shout-out to missionaries would be in order, too. |
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:05 pm |
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Titania wrote: |
And be sure you include a "glurge" chain email or three - you know, those saccharine-sweet things that say "send this to ten other people, including me, and you will have good fortune. Neglect to forward this, and bad luck will befall you." |
Definitely -- have it go back onto the list 3 or 4 times as well.
I think going down this list and forwarding all of them on would be a good idea.
Maybe even forward around scam letters of pathetic sick people asking for charity money and whatnot, with comments about wondering how much TWAT should send this particular person. |
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