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Simba
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Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:29 pm |
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I Emailed my laddie a link to a laptop recommended by Windypops, and I think he got a bit excited... 
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Meanwhile in addition to what you stated in your mail, i think it will be very good if you can buy the laptop now and send it immediately to me since you will be coming along with other wonderful items as you have said then it will be better you send this laptop now to avoid you having too much luggage's with you and let others gift which i don't know about be a surprise to me but just send this very laptop right away so that i can use it to program some of my things which i will be coming along with to Nigeria and as well hope for the wonderful items that follows.
I belive this is a very good ideal as it can't cost you any thing to ship a laptop to Benin if really you Love me then can't you do any thing for the sake of Love also hoping to be with you in bed then why can't you just send this laptop if you have bought it so that it can get here in few days to enable me arrange my things in leaving to Nigeria since you will be coming to Abuja so amaze that i have not being there because that is not my country any way so i really don't know why Willy is driving you to that place instead of taking my ideal and making things easy for you and for any one that will be around you think about this baby but if you know you can send the laptop soonest then you just let me know please i need to know this as i need to document most of my item and make sure everything is in place before taking my leave just think of the Love we are going to share and other things that will follow it so try and send the laptop immediately instead of waiting when you are coming as that will not cost you any thing that is to proof your Love for me and when coming you can now bring for me those wonderful gift that you have promise according g to you because i will be very happy to have some surprise gift.
I will be waiting to hear from you and to receive the laptop from you immediately. |
What do you think, does he fancy a new laptop....
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Juan Freizwidatt
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:36 pm |
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Nah, he's just looking forward to getting you in the sack. |
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Just Jane
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Apr 2008
Posts: 2380
Location: On my pirate ship
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:36 pm |
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Your laddie wants that laptop (ya think??). You should get it to P4rcel D1rect right away. |
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chugger
Master Baiter
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
Posts: 123
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:41 pm |
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the lad sounds like a kid on christmas eve "can i open them now mummy, please, oh please mummy, oh mummy let me open them now!" |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:49 pm |
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| Just Jane wrote: |
| You should get it to P4rcel D1rect right away. |
Ooooh they have a terrible reputation for losing expensive goods.
I think its far safer if I take the laptop in my luggage and the laddie comes to meet me in person.... |
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simpsonman3000
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Joined: 09 Jul 2008
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Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 3:08 am |
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ive heard that shipping DHL costs you nothing to ship out, and they have to pay outrageous fees to pick up the laptop from the DHL office...
you can always try to get 20 lbs of destroyed computer parts from a local computer repair shop and send them off... but i know you want to just make them travel around for no reason...
i am probably incorrect, as i usually am, someone please tell me... |
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Strongside
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Joined: 27 Jan 2008
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 5:37 am |
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You cannot trust DHL anymore 
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:54 am |
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I posted a picture of my dell laptop and accessories a while ago. The pictures are probably still up, somewhere. |
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The Drunken Centaur
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OxygenDeprived
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Joined: 05 Mar 2007
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:04 am |
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| Simba wrote: |
| I Emailed my laddie a link to a laptop recommended by Windypops, and I think he got a bit excited... |
A bit excited? Sounds like he needs to change his shorts!
He is right though, it will cost you nothing, but the memories he will have trying to get it out of you will be priceless! |
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MissDirection
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Joined: 15 Jul 2008
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U. Sir Name
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
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Thu Jul 17, 2008 11:10 am |
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Definitely ship the laptop, making sure that you have it insured in his name. After it gets destroyed in transit, have him go on a safari somewhere to claim the insurance money. |
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i got your ATM card and you come and bring your information and also pay your $95 charge and collect the God dam card ok.
ok sorry i got you message, and i going to go fuck myself as you said. thanks very much. |
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