Wickeder Eviler Safari - Lad home "F*CKING YOU"

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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:04 pm

How bloody retarded can you get.

Quote:

i want you to call me now with this number i do not no my way any more and i am having no money on me again to eat or transport myself anymore so please call me now very important.

IP {213.185.118.198} is Nigeria. Evil or Very Mad

Although one of the numbers he gave was a Chad number.

Can anyone make a phone call for me?

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 3:01 pm

That is not the IP for Abeche. However, I know for certain that there are IPs in Chad that resolve back to Nigeria, UK and Germany. I have only seen one IP actually resolve to Chad- and that's not the Abeche IP.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 12:21 am

Thanks Jojo, was panicking for a bit there. But then I got this email:

Quote:

Dear Micheal ,
Well we just got this email now and
we are dieing here at Abeche because we do not have any money any more
on us please send us the Rev Dover`s number so we can call him and we
talk and know how to see him and also please this is our
number-+234xxxxxx or +235xxxxx please call us we are dieing
her.

Floyd

IP: 41.219.129.42 He's there for sure. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Quote:

please call us we are dieing her.

Very nice reaper. clapping

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 1:33 am

Quote:

we are dieing here at Abeche

Why does this sound somewhat familiar?

Nice work. Smile

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:16 am

Meh, they'll want to die once they hook up with that whiner Dover. This is great work, Reaper. Congratulations!

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Quote:

please call us we are dieing her

Haha, that is fantastic. Of course, I'm sure Rev. Dover will be promptly arriving to rescue them.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:48 am

If that Lad thinks they're in Hell now... he has no idea!

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:52 am

And if Rev. Dover isn't showing up he might as well contact Hamdan (the Chadian t.wa.t. missionary currently also in Abeche... actually I think it's the guy in the white robe on the picture of the hospital... Smile

)

Or maybe they should try to find driver Hamza, (aka The Hand) who runs a (very basic) No Bed & No Breakfast at walking distance from the one and only internet-cafe of Abeche...

Anyway, great work! Hope they will stay a bit longer

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:00 am

He doesn't seem to understand the depths of devotion and fortitude required of a T.WA.T worker. Well, now he has plenty of time to learn.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:05 am

Quote:

i have not had my bath since sunday,i have been eating junk.

Welcome to my world.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:20 am

Quote:

this is our
number-+234xxxxxx or +235xxxxx please call us we are dieing her.

Cheeky T.W.A.T. sounds like he has two phones, make him sell one and stop wasting time hairdressing Wink

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:01 am

Correct me if i'm wrong, but I thought these guy's are no t.w.a.t. mebers... they might consider joining though... the benefits and rewards will be beyond their wildest dreams Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:05 am

Quote:

we are dieting here at Abeche Wink

Lads counting the calories, whatever next....!!!

Don't suppose that they will want any of JoJo cake then, as they are on a diet....... Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:26 am

Indeed, these lads are not T.W.A.T's...yet. This lad (and assistant) travelled to get his money for the Special K art trophy he shipped to a dropbox a few weeks ago. Smile

I love Rev. Dover's character so much I decided to incorporate him into this bait.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:42 pm

He is in Abeche? Really? If so, excellent. Quite resourceful of him to make it all that way. Too bad that he cannot use this resourcefulness for making an honest living.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:57 pm

@Reaper... phone call successfully made! Rev Dover spoke with them and they didn't sound too comfortable..

PM send to you my friend..

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:58 pm

Reaper wrote:

Indeed, these lads are not T.W.A.T's...yet.

Oops! A senior moment here.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:38 pm

This is good stuff, Reaper clapping

I'm in awe of you guys that have the patience/nous to get these guys to travel

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:25 pm

Try and get him to say "Streded", go on!

I was thinking, during the last Abeche bait, how fun it would be to get them there and then just cease contact altogether... Oh well, what with a veritable flood of lads off to Chad these days all angles can be experimented with to see which produces the best (ie most hilarious) results

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:46 pm

Thanks a lot for making that call, Mac. I'm sure it should keep them there for a while. Well, I don't think they can go anywhere else if they don't even have enough money to check emails. Laughing

Maybe they should do a stinky and start begging.

Edit: I'm going to see if Mac recorded the call, I'm sure everyone wants to hear it. By the PM Mac sent me, it sounds pretty hilarious.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:58 pm

_reaper- I'll beat you to the reply:

Sorry gang- was not able to record it. Embarassed

I'm not the most ummmm.. 'technologically' Skype-recording-familiar.

[edit to add:] I don't know if the call was more hilarious, it is just that your Lad sounded more anxious about your character and desperate to figure out what was going on!

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 11:13 pm

Reaper wrote:

we are dieing here at Abeche

Unpleasant thought, but does the church of TWAT have its first martyr?

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 7:51 am

These lads are not T.W.A.T's. However, I really hope they get sick, Floyd hates the dust. Not even Stinky kicked his mortal coil in Abeche. We can always hope Floyd has better luck. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:27 am

Maybe you can get them to describe the circumstances they are in in detail? In his case a sort of 'Artist's Impression' so to speak Smile

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