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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:10 pm |
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Kelly Br1ete, seller of zebras, has outdone herself once again.
I contacted her as a circus owner looking to purchase some catbingos. Not only did she have a few, they were trained catbingos. I of course asked her what sort of training they had.
Kelly was very vague on the specifics.
Kelly wrote: |
THEY HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO DO SO MANY THINGS |
I asked her again, what type of tricks do they do? Kelly's response was quite impressive.
Kelly wrote: |
THEY ARE TRAIN TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.
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You may be getting yourself into more than you can handle, Kelly. I have a pretty twisted imagination. |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Posted:
Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:17 pm |
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lol. nice one.
if nothing else, she is persistent.. |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:26 pm |
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Kelly wrote: |
THEY ARE TRAIN TO DO EVERYTHING THAT YOU CAN IMAGINE.
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Hmmmm. I have a, uhm, friend that might want one of these for, uhm, reasons best known to me. I mean to him. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:45 pm |
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Oh, congratulations!!
If I WU you some money, can you get another one for me? There's a member of Eater that I'd like to give it to as a gift. |
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Countess Bathory
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Posts: 77
Location: The Haunted Forest
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:35 pm |
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~ jojobean,
He doesn`t happen to be called Phileas Felcher does he |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Posted:
Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:43 pm |
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Well I never, it's only when trying to buy a cat*bingo (star to stop her googling for details and hitting this thread!) that one realises just how common unicorns are.
If you can get me an opalescent one I'd be most obliged |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:38 am |
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I *really* want to see the picture that you're *surely* going to ask the lad to send you of this infamous creature. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:58 am |
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Ask her how big they are...
EDIT: And what colour. The cat*bingos, I mean. |
_________________ "YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe
Last edited by Wright B Hindyou on Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:30 am; edited 2 times in total |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:15 am |
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I just did a google image search to find a cat*bingo, and got hits for all the avatars of your favourite baiting community... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:52 pm |
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Adding an asterisk to the word CATBINGO at this point, isn't going to stop searches from leading to here. It has been referenced here way too many times.
Now, where is Ook?? |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 4:24 pm |
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I just spotted Kelly online, while I was logged into Gmail. buzzed her and asked:
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me: Where are my tigers?
have you a pushmepullyou? |
She logged off sharpish before I could get round to a catweasle. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:52 pm |
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I want pictures!
Nicely done Chain Yanker. |
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"I NO BLAME U NA DI DIRTY TOTO WEN BORN U NA IM I BLAME. CATBINGO" - Lee Wong
"I AM EQUAL TO A MENTAL RETARDED PERSON" - Alvan Ben
"You have pushed me to the wall and i will make you smell yourself i bet." - George Martins
"THE FOOL STOLE YOUR US$755, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO LEAVE ON THE PLANET" - Jim Ovia
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mewing_ghecko
lad harasser
Joined: 28 Mar 2008
Posts: 1564
Location: I was born and raised in... oh look something shiny
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:58 pm |
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Kelly must be very frustrated, they no longer want money for shipping and asked i send computers, cameras and cell phones. i just shipped them through the a very reliable transport service.
and btw, according to the 'manager' it is Mr Kelly. |
_________________ "nice try you want to spam my box asshole"
"fuck u and that of your company".
"ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"FUCK YOU".
"I know person like you fucking scammer".
"FUCK YOU ASHOLE".
"fuck off" Mr Fr@nk Ch@ka
"You are nothing but a crook and a liar,how could you send a fake transfer receipt to me and think that you can fool me".
M00seknuckle co-bait Mrs ldris, Abidjan to Cotonou P3ter x2, Nigeria to Cotonou, Warri to Abuja
x? (only Alan knows)
<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE PORN]</a> |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 8:55 pm |
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Surly you want two, so they don't get lonely? I'll have to keep my eye on this bait. |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 9:54 pm |
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I'm not sure how many she has. First she said that she had "babies and adults", which implies at least four catbingos, but then she asked me if I wanted "both of them". |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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chevyk10darlin
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 04 Mar 2008
Posts: 318
Location: Texas baby!
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Posted:
Wed Jul 16, 2008 10:16 pm |
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May i have a few Nwamonkeys while you're at it? In john deere green if possible. Thanks! |
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