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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:42 pm

Dover's pool party was a success. He even won the bellyflop contest.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:45 pm

Here is what was just sent to Miracle.

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Miracle-

How are you guys? The pool party is wrapping up here. It was a lot of fun. Everyone was there. My dad, Ben Sr., William and all of the others were there. It was so much fun. You two should have been there. The food was a bit much. It's a shame we have to throw away all that pizza. Oh well. I won't eat it, I'm stuffed. That won't stop me from eating all that cake. Don't worry, I saved a lot for you guys. It was so good. It was a little hot out today, about 27 degrees Celsius. Luckily, there was a breeze and a lot of shade from the trees. The water was just a little too cold for my liking. But, all in all, it was pretty good.

Look at the attached picture of me doing a belly flop! Ouch! I'm really sore right now. I'm going to lay down for a bit, because my tummy is red and almost blistered. Anyway, I am supposed to leave tomorrow. That means, by Wed. I should be there. I cannot wait for us to hang out! It will be so fun. Imagine the scene- you, me and Andy. It's going to be like a sleepover. So fun. Have you guys gotten to ride a camel? I want to do that when I get there. And I want to go to some shops too. I'll bet Chad has all of the coolest stuff.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:45 pm

Is that chocolate cake on his face?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:03 pm

^^^^
It sure is. Mmmm Yummy Thumbs up

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@jojo - its okay - several vodka's will do that to you Wink

great pic ! if there was an emoticon with a little board with 10.0 written on it, there would be 6 of the little guys all in a row.

Love the part in jojo's email where she says there was too much yummy pizza and it had to be thrown away - you are just soooo cruel Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:21 pm

This is the part in the bait that Dover's true colours come out. He is really a jerk. We have a great plan for Dover's trip over to Chad. More to come.

The other scammer just left us a message saying that he is leaving Lagos to Maiduguri and should be there by tomorrow some time. Looks like two lads will be in Chad at the same time.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:23 pm

^^ 3 lads

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:37 pm

Jojo - Since this looks like it will be a regular event, you might want to consider having the next batch of pilgrims deliver helpful road signs, to leave at intervals, and to encourage the progress of all seekers of truth who follow in their footsteps.....

Bruin

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:40 pm

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I would love it if those two would escape from the taxi driver. That would mean their passports would be completely abandoned.

Why the hell would they need passports when there is a private jet waiting for them in Abeche that can get them out of the country with no problems at all?

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:49 am

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Looks like two lads will be in Chad at the same time.

A group tour and cake for all. How delightful

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Professor So And So wrote:

^^ 3 lads

...bonus if he brings a sibling.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Posts: 20

BRUIN wrote:

Jojo - Since this looks like it will be a regular event, you might want to consider having the next batch of pilgrims deliver helpful road signs, to leave at intervals, and to encourage the progress of all seekers of truth who follow in their footsteps.....

Bruin

That would be awesome: have each lad making the trip add a bit to the shrine. For the new ones just arriving it would reinforce the authenticity of the holy mission.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 9:51 am

Could we have an updated map? There seems to have been quite a few developments since the last one.
we've got Stinki and Leg moving out, Newboi and Heavy moving in, very newboi on the starting blocks and Dover walking round in circles talking to camels.

edit to add: not forgetting Reaper's lad as well.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Posts: 20

No need to quote the immediately preceding post -- it's right there ^^ -- JMR

Maybe a google map with icons for each lad.

I missed the posts about Stinky and Leg; did they bug out?

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:32 am

Good lord this guy is stupid:

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We got your last email regards to the pool party and reconfirmation of your leaving to meeting with us as scheduled by Wednesday the 16th of July 2008. We really mised the party, we do hope it was a wonderful family feast.

Our meeting with you, it will be like a new world to us. Fun fare.

When you get to N'Djamena, how do you intend to reach us? do you give us your flight schedule? Or do you call our phone lines 311xxxx , 942xxxx to let us know that you have arrived and the place of meeting?

Waiting to receiving you.

Edited phone numbers.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:37 am

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We really mised the party, we do hope it was a wonderful family feast.
Our meeting with you, it will be like a new world to us. Fun fare.

Completely off his trolley.... Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:39 pm

I love that email about the pool party. It will be "a whole new world to us". Hehe. What a moron.

This new lad, Christ, is heading out there solo. I think we should make them wait a few days before they meet each other. Just so Christ can get the full effect of Ndjamena.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:45 pm

YeaWhatever wrote:

Dover's pool party was a success. He even won the bellyflop contest.

"That is the Messiah of bellywhackers!"
Lano and Woodley

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:56 pm

Mirarcle and friend will definately have experienced a complete new world by the time their trip is really finished... Very Happy

Is it possible that the Newbie and Reaper's guy meet while waiting for Dover (for example at the bus-stop or WU in N'Djamena) and would that be a problem (comparing stories...) No idea how many people hang around there waiting for non-existing people or wire-transfers on a daily basis...

Most guys travelled together so far... So could it be that our Newbie also brings along some helper... it would be a pity if he had to spent all those days and nights out on the streets all alone Very Happy

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:35 pm

Hoss wrote:

BRUIN wrote:

Jojo - Since this looks like it will be a regular event, you might want to consider having the next batch of pilgrims deliver helpful road signs, to leave at intervals, and to encourage the progress of all seekers of truth who follow in their footsteps.....

Bruin

That would be awesome: have each lad making the trip add a bit to the shrine. For the new ones just arriving it would reinforce the authenticity of the holy mission.

Thinking on this one; maybe each subsequent Lad could be persuaded to bring along an offering for the shrine, or something to be blessed at the shrine.

In the latter case, I'm inspired by the souvenirs that medieval pilgrims brought back from their journeys - but for TWATs, it has to be brought to the TWAT site and consecrated there. Said item could be any number of things. Some features that spring to mind are:

[a] Fragile and hard to transport
[b] Suspicious
[c] Embarrassing
[d] All of the aforementioned.

I'm afraid that my creativity is stalled there. Any suggestions for what the TWATs might carry?

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 1:45 pm

^^^Putting up posters in Arabic that they think exhort people to join TWAT, but really promote gay marriage? Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:35 pm

Yastreb wrote:

I'm afraid that my creativity is stalled there. Any suggestions for what the TWATs might carry?

Someone suggested a while back that the lads bring a banana. Why a banana? Well, after a few days it would become rotten and stinky. That would be absolutely hilarious.

Maybe we could have the TWATs hand out pamphlets. With a "special" message on them.

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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:40 pm

Dover is so obnoxious:

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I am going to be leaving tomorrow. Sorry, I planned on leaving today, but that is not going to happen. My tummy was really really red from yesterday and I thought that it would be best to wait until tomorrow to leave. Sometimes the seat belts in first class can rub your belly. I do not want to be uncomfortable for that whole flight.

Also, I wanted to let you know that a Ghana based TWAT named Jessa might be joining us. He is supposedly on his way, though I have not heard from him today.

I hope all is well and I should see you Thursday.

He has to hate me. He HAS to.

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