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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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tandenberg
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 May 2008
Posts: 45
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:06 am |
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I've seen bi... er, longer. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:09 am |
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Fantastic!!!
Right now you must be one of the biggest tour operators in the Chad region.
No bugger else is sending anyone there... |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:44 am |
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You TWAT leaders never cease to amaze me. You realize that you're making it harder all the time for the rest of us, you've raised the bar beyond the reach of mere mortals. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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MattNW
419Eater is my life
Joined: 21 Nov 2005
Posts: 264
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:09 am |
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chugger wrote: |
i'm sure stinky didnt moan this much early on! these lads really need to experience proper hardship, bloody prima donnas! |
NOOOOO! he didn't did he. He only started complaining when the mosquitoes started biting and the bullets flying. |
_________________ please feed me in with more info. - Dr. Soludo
Also we found out that some of the officials of the prostates may have been extorting a lot of money from you with the pretext of helping you receive your money.
LET ME TELL YOU,SINCE YOU DID NOT HAVE A SINGLE RESPECT,YOU MOUTH MAY PUT YOU INTO TROUBLE. |
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KeyserSoze
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Posts: 1138
Location: Debo's pigeon coop
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:10 am |
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I hope this new lad is bringing enough money to get all three lads to Abeche. They will probably have to escape from the taxi driver though right? |
_________________ "I was the head of the dradded occult menber in my university days.I have drank so many peoples blood physically if you dont know. so you people are too small for me ok?" - The soulless dunce cap lad
"WE HAVE REALLY SUFFERED GREATLY ON THIS 23 HOURS TRIP FROM IBADAN TO YOLA AND FINALLY TO MADUGURI. IT WAS A SERIOUS TERIBLE JOURNEY." - Kenny the healer - aprox 2500 miles
"I have worn your soul and I will Auction it to the land of the dead before 2 weeks. I laugh at your stupidity. I shall drink my early morning tea with your skull in the land of the dead by two weeks from now" - Cassidy the photographer -
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The Last Enemy
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 12 Jul 2008
Posts: 18
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:44 am |
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This is absolutely hilarious. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastards you have gotten involved in this. I don't think I've ever laughed and cringed so much at a thread before in my life.
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Right now you must be one of the biggest tour operators in the Chad region.
No bugger else is sending anyone there... |
I would laugh if sending all these people out to Chad actually ends up improving their economy slightly, due to all the money they end up spending there on internet cafes and (eventually) paying back angry drivers with large hands. |
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dw1
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 5
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:44 am |
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freddyfudpucker wrote: |
@everyone- without dw1, i would have never known about eater and 419 scams. |
Oh yeah, I've been around for a long time. I check in every few months just for laughs..
that's it, blame me! |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:05 am |
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Holy fork. 22 pages to catch up with after a 2 week holiday break. Sorry about stinky & leg leaving the stage. That one was really awesome, guys. The Andrew/ Charles follow-up looks promising though .. the phone calls are too damn funny |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
Yes we can! (with a bit of help) |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:05 pm |
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Send him this photo:
Now that's one damn fine looking slice of cake.
When this is all over you guys need to send him a 419eater t-shirt. After all, you did promise him a shirt. |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:15 pm |
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It needs to be twice as high and smothered in cream to have the full impact - that the TWAT missionaries such as Reverend Dover have to forgo such things to bring TWAT to Africa! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:25 pm |
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Hopefully we are going to have a little surprise about Okey and his fellow compadres. I am still working diligently on this. I can assure you that this would be the must gut wrenching thing to see for Okey and his brother. And I am sure that they have seen a LOT. I am still convinced that Stinky and the leg are not home.
Anyway... yes, we have a new Ghanian TWAT heading to Chad as well. This guy is already on his way and should be near the border of Nigeria and Chad today. Hopefully, by tomorrow, he will be in Chad. At some point, these TWATs should ALL meet and have a nice reunion. I just think that confusion would be too much.
That phone call was a lot of fun to make. I just imagine how they sit and wait all day for a phone call. And then, they get that. Imagine the conversation between Andrew and Miracle after the fact.
"What did he say to you?"
"Something about cake."
"How about you? Did he give you any useful information?"
"Nope. Just cake. Cake, bumper stickers, T-shirts and camels. And Dover."
That would be a hilarious conversation to hear.
I would love it if those two would escape from the taxi driver. That would mean their passports would be completely abandoned. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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capricio
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:36 pm |
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Can you show us the new lad's TWAT application and/or his scam letter? |
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westsail
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: ermm, planet earth
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:46 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
Hopefully we are going to have a little surprise about Okey and his fellow compadres. |
Oh you tease! stop it. *giggle*
jojobean wrote: |
I would love it if those two would escape from the taxi driver. That would mean their passports would be completely abandoned. |
Well, they already have expired visas, so who needs passports?
I'm still laughing at the driver charging them a hunny a day interest!?! That is just nuts. The per capita GDP of Chad as well as Nigeria is ~$1500 a year. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:46 pm |
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I only got to hear the "cake" conference call last night.
Absolutely masterpiece... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:48 pm |
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capricio wrote: |
Can you show us the new lad's TWAT application and/or his scam letter? |
I do not have his original scam letter. I have no idea how he found us actually. I did, however, check to see that he was a scammer. I did the same thing with him as with Miracle- I emailed him asking for help with my maga. He had no problem offering to help run the scam with me.
I'll post the forms later. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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curtis
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 4
Location: Tycho
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:10 pm |
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Maybe one of your ex-missionaries tries to get rid of the competition and sends lads your way. |
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:57 pm |
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Don't forget that they need to send you a picture of the meeting, which has to include the cake.... |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:07 pm |
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This is our new lad, .
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page2i.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page3.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page4.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page5.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page6.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page7.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page8.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page9.JPG
http://members.419eater.com/~jojobean/Christ/page10.JPG
This was his response to my offer to help with a maga:
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Guy
send me the mugu phone number and he email id. |
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how far,send the mugu phone number and he email id to me immediately. |
So, I sent him my email. He has not contacted me yet (he has been traveling).
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HO..Boy i know the maga he dor pay me 75,000usd befor but i dor lost he number, the email when you give nor dey go the deaf get money he dey pay like bank. you nor want take block from the maga.
send the number and the real email address togther with his information.
i dey wiat
one love
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He is telling my scammer character that he has collected money from him before. This is a lie.
I want to point something out... this lad thinks that my "maga" has paid already. So, he thinks that he has a maga that is willing to pay immediately. However, he took off for Chad and left this maga standing. That shows a couple of things:
a) This guy is an idiot.
b) He genuinely believes in this church.
c) He is not scamming while he is on safari.
That's one thing I like about safaris. They don't scam while they are out there. That's why they are so fun. That, and being stredded in hash conditions. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:36 pm |
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#9
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and Expand the Twat all over Africa |
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_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:43 pm |
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smartbomb wrote: |
Outrageous call - simply brilliant !
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Andrew, Andrew, Hold on Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Ben, what type of cake is it ? |
bwahahaha ! |
To answer this question... I was Ben Dover. YW was Will U Phystme. Prof was the giggling school girl. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:40 pm |
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Love the picture on page 3!
He's the hardest working TWAT in show business!
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If you could describe TWAT in 3 words, what would they be?
1.Hatch Dog
2.Revelation
3.Word of Dog |
What the heck's a "Hatch Dog"? |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:07 pm |
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Maybe dislexia?
Maybe he was worried about the hash dogs in Chad. Maybe he spells hash wrong and spells it hatch. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:07 pm |
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^^^That's either Watch Dog or Twatch Dog. |
_________________
Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Posted:
Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:36 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
smartbomb wrote: |
Outrageous call - simply brilliant !
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Andrew, Andrew, Hold on Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Ben, what type of cake is it ? |
bwahahaha ! |
To answer this question... I was Ben Dover. YW was Will U Phystme. Prof was the giggling school girl. |
jojo - I didnt ask anything I was quoting script from the call. Which I thought was evil genius |
_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:41 pm |
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Sorry, I meant to quote this:
juju4u wrote: |
Not sure who was who in that last phone call, but someone should have been an actor. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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