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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:06 am

I've seen bi... er, longer.

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Fantastic!!!

Right now you must be one of the biggest tour operators in the Chad region.

No bugger else is sending anyone there...

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:44 am

You TWAT leaders never cease to amaze me. You realize that you're making it harder all the time for the rest of us, you've raised the bar beyond the reach of mere mortals. Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 21 Nov 2005 Posts: 264

chugger wrote:

i'm sure stinky didnt moan this much early on! these lads really need to experience proper hardship, bloody prima donnas!

NOOOOO! he didn't did he. Laughing

He only started complaining when the mosquitoes started biting and the bullets flying.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:10 am

I hope this new lad is bringing enough money to get all three lads to Abeche. They will probably have to escape from the taxi driver though right?

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 18

This is absolutely hilarious. I almost feel sorry for the poor bastards you have gotten involved in this. I don't think I've ever laughed and cringed so much at a thread before in my life.

Quote:

Right now you must be one of the biggest tour operators in the Chad region.

No bugger else is sending anyone there...

I would laugh if sending all these people out to Chad actually ends up improving their economy slightly, due to all the money they end up spending there on internet cafes and (eventually) paying back angry drivers with large hands.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 02 Jan 2007 Posts: 5

freddyfudpucker wrote:

@everyone- without dw1, i would have never known about eater and 419 scams.

Oh yeah, I've been around for a long time. I check in every few months just for laughs..

that's it, blame me!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:05 am

Holy fork. 22 pages to catch up with after a 2 week holiday break. Sorry about stinky & leg leaving the stage. That one was really awesome, guys. The Andrew/ Charles follow-up looks promising though .. the phone calls are too damn funny Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Send him this photo:

Now that's one damn fine looking slice of cake.

When this is all over you guys need to send him a 419eater t-shirt. After all, you did promise him a shirt. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:15 pm

It needs to be twice as high and smothered in cream to have the full impact - that the TWAT missionaries such as Reverend Dover have to forgo such things to bring TWAT to Africa!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:25 pm

Hopefully we are going to have a little surprise about Okey and his fellow compadres. I am still working diligently on this. I can assure you that this would be the must gut wrenching thing to see for Okey and his brother. And I am sure that they have seen a LOT. I am still convinced that Stinky and the leg are not home.

Anyway... yes, we have a new Ghanian TWAT heading to Chad as well. This guy is already on his way and should be near the border of Nigeria and Chad today. Hopefully, by tomorrow, he will be in Chad. At some point, these TWATs should ALL meet and have a nice reunion. I just think that confusion would be too much.

That phone call was a lot of fun to make. I just imagine how they sit and wait all day for a phone call. And then, they get that. Imagine the conversation between Andrew and Miracle after the fact.

"What did he say to you?"

"Something about cake."

"How about you? Did he give you any useful information?"

"Nope. Just cake. Cake, bumper stickers, T-shirts and camels. And Dover."

That would be a hilarious conversation to hear.

I would love it if those two would escape from the taxi driver. That would mean their passports would be completely abandoned.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Can you show us the new lad's TWAT application and/or his scam letter?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:46 pm

jojobean wrote:

Hopefully we are going to have a little surprise about Okey and his fellow compadres.

Oh you tease! stop it. *giggle*

jojobean wrote:

I would love it if those two would escape from the taxi driver. That would mean their passports would be completely abandoned.

Well, they already have expired visas, so who needs passports? Twisted Evil

I'm still laughing at the driver charging them a hunny a day interest!?! That is just nuts. The per capita GDP of Chad as well as Nigeria is ~$1500 a year.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:46 pm

I only got to hear the "cake" conference call last night.

Absolutely masterpiece... Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:48 pm

capricio wrote:

Can you show us the new lad's TWAT application and/or his scam letter?

I do not have his original scam letter. I have no idea how he found us actually. I did, however, check to see that he was a scammer. I did the same thing with him as with Miracle- I emailed him asking for help with my maga. He had no problem offering to help run the scam with me.

I'll post the forms later.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:10 pm

Maybe one of your ex-missionaries tries to get rid of the competition and sends lads your way. Smile

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:57 pm

Don't forget that they need to send you a picture of the meeting, which has to include the cake....

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:07 pm

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Guy
send me the mugu phone number and he email id.

Quote:

how far,send the mugu phone number and he email id to me immediately.

So, I sent him my email. He has not contacted me yet (he has been traveling).

Quote:

HO..Boy i know the maga he dor pay me 75,000usd befor but i dor lost he number, the email when you give nor dey go the deaf get money he dey pay like bank. you nor want take block from the maga.

send the number and the real email address togther with his information.
i dey wiat
one love

He is telling my scammer character that he has collected money from him before. This is a lie.

I want to point something out... this lad thinks that my "maga" has paid already. So, he thinks that he has a maga that is willing to pay immediately. However, he took off for Chad and left this maga standing. That shows a couple of things:

a) This guy is an idiot.
b) He genuinely believes in this church.
c) He is not scamming while he is on safari.

That's one thing I like about safaris. They don't scam while they are out there. That's why they are so fun. That, and being stredded in hash conditions.