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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:44 pm |
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You guys have inspired me to make a little something:
http://media.putfile.com/Road-to-Abeche
and for those who can't do putfile here's a youtube link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRcL4y5r_Ns |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:34 am |
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"Do you have a Hooters there?" ...Headshops and bong parts. Utterly amazing audio. YW could run a very successful radio show. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:51 am |
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Is this guy for real??
This was sent to Dover this morning:
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Great having such a conversation with you including the TWAT general oversear.
We will expect that your word be your bond by that wednesday. However, our measurements on the Tshirts are Medium and Large sizes while packet shirts are 16,1/2 and 17, 1/2 sizes respectively. Remember also to come with our cake etc. Waiting to meet with you by wednesday the 16th of July 2008. Our regards to other members of the TWAT family. |
Also, as a little tease about some other things going on in the background, this came in to Dover:
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DEAR SIR
I AM ON MY WAY TO NIGERIA NOW I WILL ARRIVE AT LAGOS TOMMORROW, I WILL CONFIRM MY ARRIVAL TO YOU ON PHONE SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A NIGERIA LINE TO CALL ME. |
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_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:56 am |
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A welcoming party!
Dover will have to know if there is a good pizza place. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:36 am |
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LOL!
He's asking for t-shirt sizes?! maybe you should of promised him his own inground pool all paid for by the church! |
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RuckBogers
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Apr 2008
Posts: 45
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:00 am |
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From his last email, I can't tell which he is going to be most disappointed in not receiving; The T-shirts, cake or money.
Good Times!!!! |
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solomongrundy
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Sep 2004
Posts: 209
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:23 am |
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...there's this whole issue of a party that kinda takes precedence OK... |
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dw1
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 5
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:34 am |
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It took 3 nights of reading, during work, to finish this up.
Love it. Pity ya'll lost Okey, but hey...awesome safari.
Hiya Freddy!
<-- murph |
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 8:56 am |
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Professor So And So wrote: |
Also, as a little tease about some other things going on in the background, this came in to Dover:
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DEAR SIR
I AM ON MY WAY TO NIGERIA NOW I WILL ARRIVE AT LAGOS TOMMORROW, I WILL CONFIRM MY ARRIVAL TO YOU ON PHONE SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A NIGERIA LINE TO CALL ME. |
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A little tease? You awful person - dangling this carrot in front of us like this is dispicable - we are not donkeys, we are your supporters and we simply must know which greedy sod you have on the road to nowhere now!
Spill the beans Prof! |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:18 pm |
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@dw1- hey murph!
welcome to eater! for some reason i thought you were already here and ive been trying to figure out who you were!
@everyone- without dw1, i would have never known about eater and 419 scams. |
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The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:53 pm |
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Remember also to come with our cake etc
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_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
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= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:35 pm |
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I can't tell which he is going to be most disappointed in not receiving; The T-shirts, cake or money |
Well, it is Bavarian Cream cake |
_________________ "I was contemplating with me...I have a reliable mind to complete this transaction with you. Let me cheap this into your mind that we will not suffer and another person will rip it, relax and forget him as you said." -Mr. Robert Kofi
"Please when ever you are writing to the bank
try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
"I'm so annoyed with you are you sure you are with all your senses?" - Mr. Robert Kofi again |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:18 pm |
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leia wrote: |
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I can't tell which he is going to be most disappointed in not receiving; The T-shirts, cake or money |
Well, it is Bavarian Cream cake |
Tell me more about Bavarian Cream cake. Where can I get it, and what is it like? I've never come across it when I was in Bavaria, and I'm disappointed, too. |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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mcstability
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Watching, waiting...
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:20 pm |
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The day is dawning
On a Chadian sunday morning
I'm off to N'djamena
To get the money that's waiting for me there
Is this the way to Ndjamena?
etc etc |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:28 pm |
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We will expect that your word be your bond by that wednesday. However, our measurements on the Tshirts are Medium and Large sizes while packet shirts are 16,1/2 and 17, 1/2 sizes respectively. Remember also to come with our cake etc. Waiting to meet with you by wednesday the 16th of July 2008. Our regards to other members of the TWAT family. |
Are you sure that this doesn't show that they've twigged? It seems a little too compliant after the attitude on the phone.
I know, I'm being a "harbinger of doom" and all that - I just hope I'm wrong - I'd miss this thread |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:31 pm |
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^^ I don't think he has twigged. I think he's just trying to suffer his trials with grace in the eyes of the clergy. Also, don't worry about this thread ending too soon. I just received a voicemail from our new TWAT and he has landed in Lagos. He'll be heading up to meet the boys tomorrow, with any luck.
(I think he might get there before Dover though) |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Posted:
Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 pm |
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Unfortunately, the sweet lady from the travel agency will have bad news for him.... |
_________________ There's no such thing as a female with good looks who cooks and cleans. |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 pm |
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@ Prof. I'm glad you think I'm wrong (and as I wrote that, it seemed so right, and yet so wrong, if you see what I mean )
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(I think he might get there before Dover though) |
Ahh, but does he bring confectionery? |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:00 pm |
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^^ I think he will be bringing cake, yes. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:46 pm |
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I think the whole "Beware Greeks bearing gifts" thing needs to be updated for the 21st century, more along the line of "Beware TWATS bringing cake" - as Andrew and Charles are going to find out |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Posted:
Sun Jul 13, 2008 7:42 pm |
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@mcstability, cute video |
_________________
Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:17 pm |
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Well, it's confirmed. We officially have another TWAT that has traveled to Lagos from Ghana, and will be boarding a bus to Maiduguri in the morning. He hopes to arrive in N'Djamena by Tuesday night or Wednesday morning. I will be telling him tomorrow that he needs to find a place that sells slices of cake, and bring two into Chad with him for the boys.
Everyone, please welcome "" to the fold. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:28 pm |
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I'm so glad you have arranged for the cake to be brought to them, Prof.
Dover is an unreliable person. He will probably eat their cake on the way over there. |
_________________ x Reven U., Fats Walla, Donny
x10 X2 MM:Mikex2, JohnK, D@rlington, Ob1, Armstrong, Ismail, TG&Friend
x3 Nancy, Security Guy, Robert Accra-Tamale
(19 mo.) Tina and Joe's Safari - Accra to Niger & Timbucktu
Z@ke & Charlie -Wulugu Or Bust Safari- Lagos to Paga & Tokwari X2 - 3800mi.
x3 H3ctor & C@leb - Yankar1 & Parakou
x2 Charles and Friend-Amsterdam to Vatican
Issac to Chad
Be A Cool Cat, Like Me Trophy Videos Cool Stuff
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:43 pm |
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Maiduguri sounds like a fun launch pad for safaris to the back of beyond. Shame you haven't asked him to hold up a suitable poster at the bus terminal...
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On 18 February 2006, riots related to the Prophet Muhammad cartoons published by the Danish newspaper Jyllands-Posten left at least 16 people dead, |
Don't forget that the cake and cake carrier must be suitably blessed before crossing the border. I'm sure you wouldn't want this latest TWAT to embarass or endanger himeself by kneeling in the middle of the main street facing South and invoking the God of TWAT in some offensive manner. |
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manbiteslion
Baiting Guru
Joined: 12 Dec 2007
Posts: 4816
Location: Connecting my chair and keyboard
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:52 pm |
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A proposition I wish I could fill - maybe someone here with a printer and some artistic ability could?
Print a few crappy bumper stickers (even paper ones would be fine) and put them into a slit and resealed envelope, and send them ahead to the Abeche post office as a 'little surprise' to keep morale up. Maybe include a card with a note telling them that the enclosed $300 in cash is to keep them going until you can get their WU/MG to work! Nothing worse than having the postie chop your dollar...
Remarkable bait, must be one of the longest threads on eater too! |
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