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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:15 pm |
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Wouldn't the Hospital be located on Hospital Road, between all the thousands of Internet Cafes? |
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OscarAcosta
Master Baiter
Joined: 17 May 2007
Posts: 105
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:28 am |
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it would be the Hôpital Préféctoral d’Abéché, which is the only hospital in the area. Nearly a million folks and only 224 hospital beds.... terrifying really. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:32 am |
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Jayhawk wrote: |
Wouldn't the Hospital be located on Hospital Road, between all the thousands of Internet Cafes? |
One Hospital, One Hospital Road, One Internet Cafe, One Driver, One Hand and One Leg, i'm sensing a pattern here-however to every rule there is an exception... in this case "A Pair of Complete and Utter Twats". |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:14 am |
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Thanks Oscar. I don't have the full address so I just made it up for the lad. Not my fault if I get muddled up sometimes. Rincewind may have been moved to the U.N.H.C.R building or flown back to America. Why then he'd have to wait for the nearest associate in Al Fashir, Sudan to come and give him his well earned art money. |
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:41 am |
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reaper, the lad simply wants more contact with the "account" Do you think he wants to romance her? |
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i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:06 am |
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A bit O/T, but during a dream last night, I found myself for some reason holding an album (vinyl) cover, with the album title written large at the top "Abeche Miracle" and at the bottom "Stinki and the Leg".
In between there were some song titles, but I can only remember "Hospital Road" and "No-o-o-o". The music that was playing in the dream was Dire Straits' "Telegraph Road" and I remember wondering how this band could get away with pirating it and repackaging it as "Hospital Road" on their album.
I gotta stop taking those little red pills...... |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:17 am |
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@RS: Who wouldn't? |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:39 am |
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I just got this voicemail from Floyd saying that he's arrived in Maiduguri. Next up is the journey across Lake Chad.
http://media.putfile.com/Floyd-Voicemail |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:06 am |
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Excellent, Reaper! He's on the move! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:37 am |
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Reaper, that is awesome! |
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simpsonman3000
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 299
Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:39 am |
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I would like to know a few things:
1. Reaper- How can you be "New" and have so much crap? Is it about the number of posts? Also, shouldn't you have a badge now?
2. How can you guys understand voice mail messages? They are almost unintelligible!
3. How can you be sure that they have really traveled? Maybe they are faking? |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:49 am |
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simpsonman3000 wrote: |
Reaper- How can you be "New" and have so much crap? |
Reaper baits so fast that he has caused a warp in the time-space continuum. His posts are actually coming to us from the year 2419. As the coding for this forum does not recognize that date, his post count is forever stuck at 2.
Now stop with the questions, and get back to baiting! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:56 am |
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1. Perhaps a man in a little blue box can help me?
2. After awhile you start to get an ear for them, you get used to the accent.
3. This guy and his partner have been to Chad already. (IP confirmed) He thinks he is getting his money from the Special K art work he did for me awhile ago. It's pretty simple. If he doesn't come to Abeche, he won't get any money. Don't worry, I know he's on his way. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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simpsonman3000
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 299
Location: The Michael Phelps Lounge
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:00 am |
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just wanted to make sure
i can;t wait to see where it goes next |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:10 pm |
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Looks like the lake didn't work out:
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I sent you an sms,i dont know if you received it,am presently at
Ndjemena i stll had similar problem due to the fact tht i have to
bribe my way to Abeche which will cost another 50 thousand cefas plus
an additional 30 thousand.
I are finding way to sell our belongings to raise the required
fees,please call via this number:+235XXXXX
Thanks |
Far out, it always gets fun when I go on holidays. Lads timing are the worse. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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Tuco
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 1098
Location: On a desert safari.
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:22 am |
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I are finding way to sell our belongings to raise the required fees |
Fantastic! |
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mcstability
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: Watching, waiting...
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:27 pm |
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OscarAcosta wrote: |
it would be the Hôpital Préféctoral d’Abéché, which is the only hospital in the area. Nearly a million folks and only 224 hospital beds.... terrifying really. |
Ooh i dunno, Cambridgeshire is rapidly growing with houses being crammed in every little bit of green that Gordon could see on google earth, but the hospital in Cambridge itself appears to be the same size as it was in 1970 or whenever they built it. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:30 pm |
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i have to
bribe my way to Abeche which will cost another 50 thousand cefas plus
an additional 30 thousand. |
80,000 CFA = $194.62
Just for reference - the per capita income of Nigeria (according to Wikipedia) is $1500. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:21 pm |
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If he needs the money I guess he'll have to sell his phone and his extra pair of clean underwear...nobody will notice in Abeche anyway. It's not the cleanest of places these days. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:57 pm |
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t looks like there is only 1 hospital in Abeche, serving a population of 950,000. Although Stinki and leg have left, so that's now 949,998.
There doesn't appear to more than that in terms of medical facilities. |
Now serving - number one... |
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The Last Enemy
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Joined: 12 Jul 2008
Posts: 18
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 4:57 am |
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I are finding way to sell our belongings to raise the required
fees |
That is just beautiful.
How on earth do these people, when travelling across the border to a bloody war zone, not even think to take extra money or even a spare change of clothes just in case something might go wrong? |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:27 am |
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^Because they are told that they will not need anything else. And they trust us. I mean, just look at Reaper's face, how could you not like and trust a face like that.
I have this mental picture of Reaper's lad standing on the dock waiting for the boat to arrive, seeing it dock, watching these two dishevelled figures get off, thinking 'Wow! wonder what happened to those two suckers?' |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
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Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:59 pm |
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Yes, who wouldn't trust my angelic face. So far nothing from the lads these last few days. No voicemails or emails, which means they haven't arrived in Abeche yet. I sent him an email a 2 days ago:
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Dear Floyd,
I have to leave to see my sick sister who is on her death bed at the moment. I may not be able to reach you via email or phone as her home is in a very low valley that has hardly any reception. However, an associate in Al Fashir, Sudan will try to get in touch with you. His name is Rev. Dover. (I know, highly original, but I wrote this in a rush) I am so sorry to tell you this but Mr Rincewind had another episode and was forced to take a U.N. Helicopter back to America.
However, they dropped off the your cash and papers to the Reverend. in Al Fashir, the town is quite close to Abeche so Rev. Dover will be travelling by car to Abeche to meet you there. He will get there roughly a few hours to a day before you arrive. I told him to meet you at the Western Union in Abeche, the same one that is on your receipt. (From the accountant) That WU is also for you in case you run out of money in Abeche. I think it is still unlocked.
I know all will go well. |
Here's hoping Prof can reach them via phone, as they have a Chad number. I'm not too worried though, NDJ to Abeche is quite a journey. |
_________________ 110+
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Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
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Elphy Bey
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 6
Location: Gandamack
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:44 pm |
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Looks like the hospital is the safest place to be, no guns allowed.
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
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Location: Louisiana
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:14 pm |
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I can imagine those lads could become familiar with that hospital, in ways they may not like. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
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