Looks like safari time

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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:50 pm

It's deja vu all over again. Back in January I baited a lad who was using a "stranded businessman" modality, and got him on safari (please don't necro) with the help of Simba's most excellent camp modality. Now I've got another lad using the same modality so I'm simply dusting off my rich, horny widow persona and playing the same tune. It's amazing how it's all unfolding in pretty much exactly the same manner. I swear I could do this one in my sleep...

A little bit of middle-aged cleavage (well, maybe a bit more than just cleavage...) sure gets these clowns wound up!

Anyway, we've had some up and downs in our relationship. Somehow he had problems collecting the money I sent him, and it ended up being chopped by another lad. Or so he fervently believes, anyway. He can't convince me. My character got so tired of his whining that the only way he could make things up to her is by showing how resourceful and strong he is by meeting me in Benin, where I'm heading on vacation to celebrate after selling a $9.85 million property in San Diego.

So it's safari on. This morning he reassured me:

horny and greedy lad wrote:

i am tiding up things here also and be rest assured that i will not disappoint you and pls my love dont make it sound as if i am not going to show up,i will be going to the American Embassy here in london to get a new Passport or a travel document inform of a letter that will be duely endorsed so that i can be able to leave london.Plan for the trip are going on well with me here as i am on course and under schedule for the trip of a life time.
If there is anything i want in this world is to be with you doing all the doables,<snip graphic sexual content> it will be a great memory which i will never forget in my life and i will do anything to see that i achieve this opportunity of a life time.

Just like the last time, he's got a bit of a problem because he's not the caucasian male model whose pictures he originally sent me (all labeled "Steve," whereas he's pretending to be "George"). Rolling Eyes

So he's introduced a "friend" who lives in Africa who wants to join us for threesomes, which my orgy-addicted character thinks is just fantastic. Not to mention, I get to take more presents with me. Wink

I'm taking a very personal interest in this lad because he tried to scam a good friend, and apparently succeeded in scamming another mutual friend out of $4K.

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:34 pm

You think your original lad will hit some problems, but not to worry, his 'friend' will still be coming. As you were looking forward to a3-in-a-bed session, you must insist that he comes with a friend of his so you don't miss out.
That way you can safari 2 lads as currently appears to be the 'rule'

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:12 pm

That sucks about the guy that got scammed. Here's hoping it's wasted on massive travel expenses.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:02 pm

Slowly moving forward:

Quote:

thanks for getting me the laptop as promised and also i want you to get me 2 phones any good nokia phone will be okay but will prefer a nokia N95 8GB and a nokia N82.Any nice formal shirts will be ok a nice casual jeans from true religion will be nice size(34 lenght and 34 waist) will be nice and some t shirts.

Baby i am really looking forward to meeting you.i saw the reservation and am glad that you are doing things very fast i think $30 000-$35 000 will be enough and also you can still come with your credit card

I guess the $20K I was planning to take with me was not enough.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:19 pm

Not fussy much, is he? He'll settle for practically nothing, just some expensive designer gear, quality phones, a laptop, and $35K in cash, with the promise of the credit card for those other little bits he's forgotten to demand up front. Rolling Eyes

I am looking forward to watching you extract punishment for that $4K in slow painful pieces. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:36 pm

I have to post something that Juan sent me in PM yesterday, because this really tickled me, and gives glimpse into the mind of a mugu:

Juan's PM wrote:

I sent him a photoshopped receipt for my first-class plane ticket to Niger, he chastised me for spending so much money, if you can believe it!

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:09 pm

^^^
WTF??? Posting my private PM??? Shocked

As long as you brought it up, here's what the lad wrote:

Quote:

My Love i have seen your Flight Ticket but i want to say that its so much money hun, because i know Ronald [my late husband] won't be happy seeing you spend the money lavishly, i am not going to open my eyes and see you loose your money or mismanage it.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:21 pm

Quote:

a nice casual jeans from true religion

Juan - what does the Lad mean by that?

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:54 pm

Juan Freizwidatt wrote:

^^^
WTF??? Posting my private PM??? Shocked

Sorry Juan, unethical I know, but a gem that deserved to be shared... Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:01 pm

@Yastreb: http://www.truereligionbrandjeans.com/

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:20 pm

Feel free to let me know if a call will help seal the deal.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:37 pm

@Prof - I was wondering if you might like the job of safari driver..??
You'd also need to be a useful mechanic too.... Wink

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:41 pm

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

The driver sounds FUN to be. He always gets to deliver the bad news. I LOVE delivering bad news to lads. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:41 am

If this slimeball follows through, I'll be delighted to accept your offer, Prof! Calling as the driver would be great.

I swear, this lad is such a romantic fellow. He just wrote me -- 1:30AM for him:

Quote:

Baby pls when you get back let me know all the stuffs that you have gotten for me,especially the phones and what do you think about the amount i said that you will be bringing,is it okay?let me know these

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

Ahhh, this could be good. If Prof plays the driver, I think he needs be named "Adamu DeLeg" Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 5:09 am

Tagging along for the lesson. Go get'em mermaid spawn!

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

@prof, he has a UK redirect, Skype would not let me call him.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:45 pm

I cannot condone this safari. It is unethical.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:58 pm

^^^I'm mystified JoJo. What have I missed..? Confused

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:05 pm

I agree, Jojo. It is not cruel enough. Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 1:46 pm

Simba wrote:

^^^I'm mystified JoJo. What have I missed..? Confused

Getting lads stredded in hash conditions is not what we are all about. You should know that about me.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:00 pm

^^^Unethical to make lads surfer greatly? I am lost for words Jojo.
Maybe a photo will suffice... Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 2:02 pm

stredded in hash conditions?

Sounds like the bits of the 1970's I can remember..

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:30 pm

I've been wondering if this lad would follow through on the safari. I couldn't imagine how he could pass it up, after all I'm showing up with $60K in cash, a laptop, two cellphones, lots of trendy clothing, and even a platinum Rolex....

He had brought his "friend" into the picture since he doesn't look anything like the caucasian male model whose pictures he used from the beginning. But he also used his buddy as a way to hit me up for money. The whole point of his coming on vacation with me was to prove his resourcefulness and dedication to me. But his friend can be a beggar. So as I was leaving for the airport yesterday to go to Paris I wrote my lad and said I've decided I don't want the friend to come. He's just a whiny little child and my randy widow likes real men. This threw my lad for a loop and had the desired effect. He still has his eye on the prize -- he asked me yesterday:

my lad wrote:

Hun pls when you get to Paris,you send me an email and less i forget,did you take all the loads of gifts that you bought for me and how much exactly did you take with you?i need to hear from you hun and i cant wait to (graphic sexual content censored)

So this morning -- finally -- he's coming through for me.

lad's friend wrote:

Sorry that i have not contacted you,i have been trying to raise the money and thank goodness that i have borrowed it and i have promised the person that i borrowed it from that i am going to send it back to him once i get to benin and receive the money back from you,so be ready to expect the unexpectable (graphic sexual content deleted), are you ready for me?where are you right now?have you left the states because i will be leaving here later in the day,i am so (graphic sexual content deleted), thats why i have not (graphic sexual content deleted),,i have preserved my (graphic sexual content deleted), for you alone.

So tomorrow's the day, fingers remained crossed. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 3:39 pm

Not sure if this is from your lad, Juan, but I ahve two missed calles from this mobile: 2348033332636 and I can't do a check on the number at this precise moment.... Rolling Eyes

EDIT: Its a Nigerian MTN mobile, so it must be your lad.
All the others we are dealing with are from Togo, Burkina or Benin.