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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:53 pm |
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^^^
Yea, you heard right. A staff? Ha! We can do even better. We are sending cake. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:56 pm |
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^^^^
That was the 2500 post in this thread!!!
Oh and i'd like a slice of cake. |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:21 pm |
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To say that call was awesome would be an understatement. Enjoy your cake Ben. |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:39 pm |
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I kept smiling at the sound of someone choking to death in my left ear, I'm funny like that.
If you ever need a person to act as your private plane pilot I'm free!
(Well fairly cheap, anyway)
They really sound like they're totally up sh*t creek without a paddle,,,,or a boat, or pretty much anything. |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:47 pm |
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Funniest call ever, liked it when things starting falling apart at the end, plus the prof laughing in my left ear the entire call, which started me laughing & got me evicted from the war room
Good call waiting until after the pool party, does kinda take precedence |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:52 pm |
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I have never laughed so hard guys! The cake - man, that just blew charles away. This bait is the Greatest! |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:38 pm |
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I laughed so hard, I got a headache
My sister is on vacation, but she has her laptop with her, and I told her, "You have to listen to this call."
And now I have a craving for cake too |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:57 am |
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That was hilarious.
Do you know what's going on Ben?
.....no, I don't know...it's not my fault.
Hey Andrew, I've got a surprise. I'm coming to see you guys!
I love Dover's character. |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:32 am |
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Andrew, Andrew, hang on now....Ben, what kind of cake is it? |
Unbelievably-f'n-funny! |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:11 am |
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Bavarian Chocolate Cake Nearly Derails Pilgramage... |
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westsail
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: ermm, planet earth
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:20 am |
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ahahaha!
A pool party full of TWAT. What could be better?..oh yea..and cake too.
That was great guys. YW, you are awesome. Loved the bit about Hooters delivering lunch and getting some cooler water.
I wonder what the lads are thinking about now?
So what ever happend to stinky and the leg? Do you know for sure they left the country and are back home? I wonder how that conversation went in the Embassy..."So what are you doing in Chad again sir?"... |
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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:12 am |
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YW, congratulations on the acting, you were so credible as Phystme I almost starting believing in you myself.
With those skills, you should start a religion. Ah, I forgot, you already did..... |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:20 am |
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You guys:
Amazing! You should publish a chart to explain who went where and when.
"We wish to experience it, this cake you have been talking about..."
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:32 am |
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That's a awesome phonecall!
Not like the "exploding car" phone call though..You should do one of those! |
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Old No. 7
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 31 Jul 2007
Posts: 777
Location: Somewhere Else
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:58 am |
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Awesome you guys
That call really takes the (chocolate) cake. And the pizza. Not forgetting the bumper stickers.
I just love the way that you guys gradually sidelined Charles as the discussions over the pool party arrangements assume their natural priority.
I think JoJo's tag should be changed to "Marie Antoinette" for the cake stuff.
As Charles and Andrew listened to the call unfold they must have thought they were in a parallel universe
It gets "uglier by the minute" for those pilgrims in Chad; their trial certainly is not over.
You should continue to fortify them |
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Wurzgnubbel
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Apr 2006
Posts: 441
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 9:53 am |
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Do you think they'll go home now? Andrew sounds pretty pissed during his great monologue. |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:48 am |
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Can I have a TWAT t-shirt and bumper stickers?
Nice job guys
I laughed 2 hard... |
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cmt
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Nov 2003
Posts: 968
Location: Right here, can't you see?
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:10 pm |
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I know some people have mentioned not being able to open or hear the Putfile files - I was having the same issue but just found a workaround. This only works on Firefox or other browsers using Flashblock; just disable that program for the duration.
In Firefox - Tools / Add-Ons / Extensions / Flashblock / Disable.
In Camino - Camino / Preferences / untick Block Flash Animations.
Worked for me anyway! |
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juju4u
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Mar 2008
Posts: 727
Location: Yes, absolutely!
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:41 pm |
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Not sure who was who in that last phone call, but someone should have been an actor. |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:46 pm |
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Outrageous call - simply brilliant !
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Andrew, Andrew, Hold on Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Ben, what type of cake is it ? |
bwahahaha ! |
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leia
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 83
Location: somewhere in Colbert Nation
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:51 pm |
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Awesome...when this thing is over you guys should have a little cake sig icon! |
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try and be specific and go straight to the point. Is an institution we are not interested in your boyfriend case." - fake bank
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:53 pm |
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ABSOULITLY AMAZING. I tip my cap to you guys. there should be a specal Icon for this one. |
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Miss Behaving
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Down the bookies
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:39 pm |
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Guys, the muffled laughter (I think that's what it was!) was great. When you were trying to get Ben to give up the cake, I mistook the muffled laughter for Ben weeping over his cake
Miracle sounded really pissed off, but trying to keep his temper... If I were Miracle, I'd be so angry I'd wanna reach down the phone and hold you under in that !!!!!ing pool and suffocate you with the cake. Hilarious as you two two wittered on about cake, pool parties, water parks, cake, camels and Hooters... he is in real trouble and you are completely indifferent, promising t-shirts and bumper stickers. Awesome!
"we wish to experience the cake... to know what this cake is all about"
Miracle: We are having trouble knowing what this mission is all about.
Oh Miracle, Miracle, Miracle... |
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Dharma
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Jun 2008
Posts: 2254
Location: The Empty Quarter
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:46 pm |
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ezilja.fallut wrote: |
Andrew, Andrew, Hold on Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.
Ben, what type of cake is it ? |
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that was awesome |
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P T Barnum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Posts: 25
Location: Canada
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:56 pm |
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