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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Wouldn't the Hospital be located on Hospital Road, between all the thousands of Internet Cafes?

Master Baiter Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 105

it would be the Hôpital Préféctoral d’Abéché, which is the only hospital in the area. Nearly a million folks and only 224 hospital beds.... terrifying really.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

Jayhawk wrote:

Wouldn't the Hospital be located on Hospital Road, between all the thousands of Internet Cafes?

One Hospital, One Hospital Road, One Internet Cafe, One Driver, One Hand and One Leg, i'm sensing a pattern here-however to every rule there is an exception... in this case "A Pair of Complete and Utter Twats". Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:14 am

Thanks Oscar. Very Happy

I don't have the full address so I just made it up for the lad. Not my fault if I get muddled up sometimes. Rincewind may have been moved to the U.N.H.C.R building or flown back to America. Why then he'd have to wait for the nearest associate in Al Fashir, Sudan to come and give him his well earned art money.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

reaper, the lad simply wants more contact with the "account" Do you think he wants to romance her?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:06 am

A bit O/T, but during a dream last night, I found myself for some reason holding an album (vinyl) cover, with the album title written large at the top "Abeche Miracle" and at the bottom "Stinki and the Leg".

In between there were some song titles, but I can only remember "Hospital Road" and "No-o-o-o". The music that was playing in the dream was Dire Straits' "Telegraph Road" and I remember wondering how this band could get away with pirating it and repackaging it as "Hospital Road" on their album.

I gotta stop taking those little red pills...... Smile

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:17 am

@RS: Who wouldn't? Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:39 am

I just got this voicemail from Floyd saying that he's arrived in Maiduguri. Next up is the journey across Lake Chad. Very Happy

http://media.putfile.com/Floyd-Voicemail

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:06 am

Excellent, Reaper! He's on the move! clapping

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:37 am

Reaper, that is awesome!

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:39 am

I would like to know a few things:

1. Reaper- How can you be "New" and have so much crap? Is it about the number of posts? Also, shouldn't you have a badge now?

2. How can you guys understand voice mail messages? They are almost unintelligible!

3. How can you be sure that they have really traveled? Maybe they are faking?

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:49 am

simpsonman3000 wrote:

Reaper- How can you be "New" and have so much crap?

Reaper baits so fast that he has caused a warp in the time-space continuum. His posts are actually coming to us from the year 2419. As the coding for this forum does not recognize that date, his post count is forever stuck at 2.

Now stop with the questions, and get back to baiting! Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 5:56 am

1. Perhaps a man in a little blue box can help me?

2. After awhile you start to get an ear for them, you get used to the accent.

3. This guy and his partner have been to Chad already. (IP confirmed) He thinks he is getting his money from the Special K art work he did for me awhile ago. It's pretty simple. If he doesn't come to Abeche, he won't get any money. Don't worry, I know he's on his way. Wink

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:00 am

just wanted to make sure

i can;t wait to see where it goes next Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:10 pm

Looks like the lake didn't work out:

Quote:

I sent you an sms,i dont know if you received it,am presently at
Ndjemena i stll had similar problem due to the fact tht i have to
bribe my way to Abeche which will cost another 50 thousand cefas plus
an additional 30 thousand.

I are finding way to sell our belongings to raise the required
fees,please call via this number:+235XXXXX

Thanks

Far out, it always gets fun when I go on holidays. Lads timing are the worse.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 12:22 am

Quote:

I are finding way to sell our belongings to raise the required fees

Fantastic!

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:27 pm

OscarAcosta wrote:

it would be the Hôpital Préféctoral d’Abéché, which is the only hospital in the area. Nearly a million folks and only 224 hospital beds.... terrifying really.

Ooh i dunno, Cambridgeshire is rapidly growing with houses being crammed in every little bit of green that Gordon could see on google earth, but the hospital in Cambridge itself appears to be the same size as it was in 1970 or whenever they built it.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:30 pm

Quote:

i have to
bribe my way to Abeche which will cost another 50 thousand cefas plus
an additional 30 thousand.

80,000 CFA = $194.62

Just for reference - the per capita income of Nigeria (according to Wikipedia) is $1500.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:21 pm

If he needs the money I guess he'll have to sell his phone and his extra pair of clean underwear...nobody will notice in Abeche anyway. It's not the cleanest of places these days. Smile

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:57 pm

Quote:

t looks like there is only 1 hospital in Abeche, serving a population of 950,000. Although Stinki and leg have left, so that's now 949,998.
There doesn't appear to more than that in terms of medical facilities.

Now serving - number one...

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 12 Jul 2008 Posts: 18

Quote:

I are finding way to sell our belongings to raise the required
fees

That is just beautiful.

How on earth do these people, when travelling across the border to a bloody war zone, not even think to take extra money or even a spare change of clothes just in case something might go wrong?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:27 am

^Because they are told that they will not need anything else. And they trust us. I mean, just look at Reaper's face, how could you not like and trust a face like that.

I have this mental picture of Reaper's lad standing on the dock waiting for the boat to arrive, seeing it dock, watching these two dishevelled figures get off, thinking 'Wow! wonder what happened to those two suckers?'

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:59 pm

Yes, who wouldn't trust my angelic face. So far nothing from the lads these last few days. No voicemails or emails, which means they haven't arrived in Abeche yet. I sent him an email a 2 days ago:

Quote:

Dear Floyd,

I have to leave to see my sick sister who is on her death bed at the moment. I may not be able to reach you via email or phone as her home is in a very low valley that has hardly any reception. However, an associate in Al Fashir, Sudan will try to get in touch with you. His name is Rev. Dover. (I know, highly original, but I wrote this in a rush) I am so sorry to tell you this but Mr Rincewind had another episode and was forced to take a U.N. Helicopter back to America.

However, they dropped off the your cash and papers to the Reverend. in Al Fashir, the town is quite close to Abeche so Rev. Dover will be travelling by car to Abeche to meet you there. He will get there roughly a few hours to a day before you arrive. I told him to meet you at the Western Union in Abeche, the same one that is on your receipt. (From the accountant) That WU is also for you in case you run out of money in Abeche. I think it is still unlocked.

I know all will go well.

Here's hoping Prof can reach them via phone, as they have a Chad number. I'm not too worried though, NDJ to Abeche is quite a journey.

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:44 pm

Looks like the hospital is the safest place to be, no guns allowed. Mr. Green

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:14 pm

I can imagine those lads could become familiar with that hospital, in ways they may not like.

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