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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:05 pm

Remember Remy? (please don't necro) I hadn't emailed him in quite a while, so I decided to rub some salt into his wound.

All I said was "Why haven't you come to get me yet?"

His response:

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Remy Dickson
to Minge Merkins
date Wed, Jul 9, 2008 at 10:13 AM
subject Stop writing me for God sake and eat your money with your group
Jul 9 (1 day ago)

You minge,

Since your plan is to kill me. Go with your money and your diamond. Stop disrurbing me because i do not trust you and now i know that you belong to the group of Bello. Stop writing me for God sake. Take your money and eat it with you group. I do not need dirty money from you and your group.

Let this be the last mail you will send to me because you know where you belong. Let it be the last mail which you send to this box. I hope you understand what i mean. You want to take a taxi and you decided to take a taxi by night where by you claim that you do not know the country where you stay.

Stop disturbing me and mind your business with your husband, hope you undertsand because i will never, never reply your mail again and note that this is the last mail which i will send to you. Leave me alone and eat your diamond and your millions of dollars. I do not need them.

Do you think he's mad? Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

That is too funny, especially:

Quote:

Stop disrurbing me because i do not trust you and now i know that you belong to the group of B3ll0

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:25 pm

You had quite a run with him. Good work Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:31 pm

Omg are you still being held by the man with the wrong-colour taxi? Is he your husband now?

Minge+Remy is one of my favourite all-time relationships. Sometimes I wake up at night hearing

Quote:

He whipped me...with rattlesnakes!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 6:56 pm

419weasel wrote:

i will never, never reply your mail again and note that this is the last mail which i will send to you.

Weasie, you don't believe him do you? Twisted Evil

(Edit to fix quote code. -- JF)

Thanks JF!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:03 pm

[ <found this behind t'sofa Smile

excellent result! i take it you are re-baiting him from another account?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:04 pm

haha, great sigs

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:09 pm

ParaNoid wrote:

Weasie, you don't believe him do you? Twisted Evil

Of course not. I wager he'll reply to my last poke at him, saying we can be rich.

Nailgunner wrote:

excellent result! i take it you are re-baiting him from another account?

Thinking about it. I want to see if he falls for Minge again, though. I think a short call to Remy is in order, after I get home from work. Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:11 pm

Always nice to hear from an old friend! I'm sure you'll keep him going, whether as Minge or someone else. Wink

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:15 pm

Heh. Yeah, I think you pissed him off just a little bit. Smile

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:36 pm

Lol, I will WU a dollar if he replies to your next e-mail. The problem is my account at WU is flagged so you have to go through some security procedures...

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:54 am

Quote:

Stop writing me for God sake. Take your money and eat it with you group.

I love when they start begging to be left alone. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:56 am

The Man wrote:

Lol, I will WU a dollar if he replies to your next e-mail. The problem is my account at WU is flagged so you have to go through some security procedures...

Unfortunately, he hasn't emailed me back. I think I should call him. I'll afford myself some entertainment, tonight. Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:50 am

weasel read him the jabberwocky, that will really shit him up Smile

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:27 pm

@ The Man

I knew he couldn't resist. He LOOOOOOVES to talk. I did forget to call him last night.. Sad

I fell asleep.

Twisted Evil

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Minge,

I said that i do not trust you. And i mean what i said because i do not understand why you do want to hurt me why i fellowed you with my open heart without knowing that your plan is to hurt me. Why do you want to kill me, i just want you to explain to me why you want to take away my life after i fellowed you with my heart.

Did i offend you in any way? Why Minge. Because of you, i went to Nigeria and i know what i passed through to reach there waiting for you but i do not know that you have another plan in your mind just to hurt me but i want you to know that nobody will kill me untill my God who created heaven and Earth is the only person who will take away my life at the right time not even you. Since your plan is to work with Bello and his groups to hurt me, i just want you to know that you cannot hurt me.

After i come back from Nigeria, i lost many thing because of you, my business, my telephone number and many bad things happened to me because of you and the worst part is that you want to kill me why?. I was planing with you on how we will invest the money which you claim you have without knowing that you want to hurt me. I loose a lot of money after i come back from Nigeria just because of you and now you claim as if you do not know what I am talking about.

Take the evil money that you said that you have and eat with your friends and how can since then the money and the Diamond is still with you, whereby you claim you are in Abidjan. In fact, since i know you it is from one problem to another and i think the problem you cursed to me is okay by you. I am not evil person and i do not kill souls because i worship only one God that is God Almighty. You said that you a white woman and A white woman do not liar to his or her fellow bleoved one which he or she loves but your case is different. I wounder if you are human being because i am tired of you and keep away from me. Since i know you i have been into trouble, from one to another but since i do not communicate with you, i have peace.

Your spiritual husband sent me a message asking me to leave you alone and i tried to find his telephone number without seeing his phone on my telephone number and since i know you, you have never talk about your family one day. Did you fall from Heaven or do you come from the side which Bello come from that is the wicked side. For me i believe in God and that is the only one God which i serve and i do not know the one which you serve? Let me ask you, does it mean that you do not have family and many times, you do not mention about your family and since i know you i have been receiving strange calls from your evil members who claim to be your people and now i know that they belongs to your evil groups.

Why did you send me money and i went to Western Union without collecting the money because you know that the money which you sent to me is being blocked by your spritual members because such thing have never happen to me before. I come to you with sincere heart but your plan is to hurt me, you will not get me because i am being protected by God. Why is that you always call me in the middle of Night. You work in the night with your evil members. I did not know that you are evil pretending to be a good woman just for you to hurt me. By the way where are you now?

With this, you will know what i am talking about you heartless human being who plan to kill innocent soul why i was thinking to plan life with you without knowing your plan was to remove me from this Earth. It will not work for you and your members. We could be Rich, you and who could be rich and I want you share the money which you claim that you have with your evil groups.

Just for you toknow that i am sincere with you without knowing that you are bad. Go away with your money.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:48 pm

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In fact, since i know you it is from one problem to another

Oh, now that is funny! Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:49 pm

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i lost many thing because of you, my business, my telephone number and many bad things happened to me because of you

How nice!

Hey Weas, can I have the money and diamond now that you're done with them?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:56 pm

He's sure to forgive Minge, now!

Quote:

Remy,

I had no idea you were so careless. I'm sorry you don't know how to manage your own affairs, but none of it is my fault. If I sent you some money, would you forgive me?

Minge

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:59 pm

Quote:

Stop disrurbing me because i do not trust you and now i know that you belong to the group of B3ll0.

You work for the Axeman?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

That is too funny. My sides hurt. Good sign he is asking questions.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:13 pm

I have a new rule, never trust an eater member that has a fuzzy animal as their avitar. You and Slightly scare the crap out of me! Laughing

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 1:28 am

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I wounder if you are human being

Weasel, thanks for resurrecting Remy! You know he just can't stay away from you, even though you are some evil thing out to kill him!! Laughing

Since he believes in spiritual husbands sending him messages to leave you alone, maybe you could use his quasi-Voudou beliefs to have a water spirit (good spirit) tell him to meet you somewhere for some good old R&R. Please call him. He really misses those late night calls, or he wouldn't even mention them. Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:00 pm

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You work in the night with your evil members

He loves it, the little tart. More! More!

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 9:24 am

Was it something I said? Laughing

Quote:

Minge,
Try to mind how you address word to me. I am not careless in my life ok. Do not sorry for me because i know how to manage my own business and you said that none of it is your fault. Now it is my fault and do you see how u are sounding to yourself laying the blame on me. Do you know what happened to me? because of you? <---- Laughing

God always forgive us but if you know that you will not be straight forward to me, do not send me any money but if you know that you will be the Minge i know before, go a head and send me the money through Western Union. You have my name with you in your box.

One problem with you is that you do not answer question which i asked you.

I have NO clue what is question was. Time to pick his brain and poke him in the eye.

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Remy
What question did you ask me? Where I am? I wish I could tell you, but I don't know. All I know is the sex is wonderful.
Love,
Minge

Posted: Thu Jul 17, 2008 10:46 am

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if you know that you will be the Minge i know before, go a head and send me the money through Western Union

So many questions. Do you know? How many minges has he known before? How do you know that you will be the minge he knew before? Did you know before he knew that you would be the minge he knew before? You did? I knew it! Very Happy

What I don't know is why, if you are the minge he knew before, he thinks there is a gnat's chance of you sending $. Rolling Eyes