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Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:01 pm

My lad says he left one or two messages. Dunno exactly what he said though. he probably asked for Mike.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:46 am

Talkative lad, from Ghana called about some building's contractor. He was very unhappy (seriously, I think he even cried at one point) about what has been going on lately.

His phone number is . He didn't really specify who he wanted to talk with and just went on to his minutes long rant about how unhappy he is.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:08 am

Miss Precious Ibori will be calling. Apparently my character, William Tell has been having trouble at the WU office and hopefully she can explain the modalities to you. William did not know the secret question nor any other aspect of WU operations.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:17 am

I will keep an ear on that lad, Biff. Usually if lads start asking about payments, I just tell them that it's much more convenient to handle this by email, since I don't know what hoops the baiter has planned for the lad to jump trough. But if those names come up during a call, I'll be sure to ask lots of questions about WU.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:21 am

Thats what I have been doing, asking all sorts of crazy questions, like... Should I bring all my glasses with me to the WU office? I have 3 pairs and I might need them all. What is the process? What is the secret question?

Just goofy stuff to frustrate the lad.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:19 pm

Paging again: Paul (surname possibly Denk), lad's name Doctor (he said it more clearly this time, I'm almost 100% positive that's the name), lad from Nigeria, phone number

Could you please send me a PM with synopsis of what the situation with your bait is.

Right now the lad is concerned about courier company sending you the consignment boxes and apparently that your character hasn't been in contact with the courier company.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Hi Cyric

I am Paul Pink , I am concerned about the weight of the boxes as I want to hide them in my attic
He keeps giving the weight in metric I want pounds, 'Hey' my attic can only take so much weight Laughing

Thanks Doodle

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:53 pm

Ah, I was wondering if this was the same "Paul" that I already know from "your son Peter". I'll send you the recordings.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Cheers

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 16 May 2008 Posts: 10

I have a barrister that wishes to repay me my expenses for a trip from Chicago to Heathrow. Ab1d's his name. Slap his a$$ around a bit for me! Twisted Evil

Thanks a million!

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:07 pm

You are pastor crouch, From the church "In Christ we are born again" Also I am Jack Goff From Rec Technologies. You are going on a mission trip to tamale next week. You are holding 15,000 for him.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 5:00 pm

Jemovia from Nigeria, phone number wants to speak with Mr. Charles about the recent Western Union payment. Right now he is expecting an email from you.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:05 pm

Calling again, there is a recording you might want to hear.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:17 pm

You may have a Reverend calling on the behalf of the Pope for a Howard 1nches. He wants a donation, so just let him think it's on it's way once I get the letter from the pope for my mother.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 May 2008 Posts: 21

Cyric: I will be referring a few lads to your phone. There could be some good stuff as a few of these are about to have their bank accounts closed and they have also spent many fruitless hours clicking mctn secur3.

baiter characters are klas & ben.

Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:52 pm

@Cyric

Lad seems to have called you ...

Quote:

Dear ,
I received your mails with thanks. I tried calling you but the receptionist told me I can't get through to you as at then.

Too bad you could not pass him to Mrs. then Wink

Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 5:24 pm

I still get steady flow of lad calls, but most of them seem to come from only few different baiters and the amount of ladache caused is much smaller than its potential.

I'm soon going to extend the Skype's subscription by another year and thought this might be an excellent chance to bumb the thread a little for some new blood.

-C-

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Cyric is the Guy if you Bait as an American,

So funny to hear his off script chats with the Lads Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

I've not had a need for the # yet, but it may be coming soon. It appears I have won the British Lotto, and they want to talk to me.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 10:47 am

Robert Stephen Something from South Africa is asking for Howard Ages (again, not sure about the baiter surname. The first name is 100% sure). Apparently some kind of charity scam, as he kept talking about "your donation". And the lad is worried because they haven't heard of the baiter for a good while now.

Otherwise nothing to report, unless you count his script reading being interrupted by sudden kazoo concert that I spontaneously threw when I grew bored to him.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jul 2008 Posts: 1

You may be getting a call from an Australian lottery lad looking for my character: Duncan Donuts. If you want, lay on lots of subtle pastry analogies and references (i.e. "I glazed over your email" .. "thanks to Our Lord and his cream-filled Goodness"). This is what I do in my bait mails for this character.

Master Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 146

If I can give this number as an alternative to my k7 I would be grateful.

My lad is called Dr D3von CL4R4V3IN and he is acting as an agent for some up-and-coming artists that want to study in the UK.

If you could be the boss' secretary (the boss being Mr |_upu$ (as in wolf, first name R4lph), and me being Mrs Appl3ton (first name J4n3)) and we are out organising a gallery showing, or in meetings, or whatever.

I regularly have to travel to Scotland as it is and you just know the problems of getting mobile signal in Scotland.

Elite Baiter Joined: 16 Jul 2008 Posts: 1407

Kelly Briete may be calling. She is getting rather pissed about all the forms she is filling out for the USDA.

But you can never be too careful importing very dangerous animals such as the "New Guniea Pigs". If she references "Guniea Pigs" give her a slap. She is most confused.

Guniea Pigs are small and docile. "New Guniea Pigs" are large, agressive, and bred for racing with children strapped on their backs.

I'm giving her your # now.

Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:20 pm

Dr. Adem0la D. Ades@nya, AFRIC@N INTERN@TIONAL BANK PLC, or a representative, may call for 3ed'jit Ash0le

Master Baiter Joined: 29 Jun 2006 Posts: 219

I think I'm going to give this number to . He should ask for "Jack" and should start his conversation with the secret code phrase "I we todd did, I we todd did, I so faking we todd did". If he doesn't, ask him what the secret code is so that you know for sure it's really him and not an imposter.

If he says anything about why you haven't responded in such a long time, (since last December!) you've been in jail. But he doesn't know why...so feel free to make up some shit.

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