Arthur 'Two Sheds" Jackson and me

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Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:12 am

Pah! I laugh in the general direction of your two sheds. I have a workshop and a shed. Cool

And I've baited from my workshop. Laughing

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a workshop is not as cool as a shed

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:21 am

What a shed! It reminds me, a bit, of the Taj Mahal.

Will it be featured as part of National Shed Week? Shed of the Year Show? Shed Idol?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:31 am

Quote:

relocating the phone and computer to the new shed - the old one is full of nasty spiders, dead birds and a rabbit

You don't want stuff like that in your computer, you'll bugger up the cooling.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:12 am

Klaasvaak wrote:

a workshop is not as cool as a shed

It's full of big tools (besides me), welding stuff with a TV and fridge too! What could be cooler than that? Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:34 am

^^^A garage with a ProStreet truck with a big honkin ass 572 Big Block Chevy in it
but I am jealous I wish I had a shed. I keep having to move the snowblower around to be able to work on it.

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windypops wrote:

It's full of big tools (besides me), welding stuff with a TV and fridge too! What could be cooler than that? Very Happy

A shed

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:19 pm

No doubt about it.

It's official.
Sheds are totally cool.

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Slightlyoutofit wrote:

It's official.
Sheds are totally cool.

WOW! Slightly - your research skills are prodigious - what a find!

That guy in the article (Spunknads) mentioned the Shed Appreciation Society in the US - I'm gonna try to find one here in Canada eh! - and he uses a .44 - I'll bet he doesn't have any varmits in his backyard Wink

And THANK YOU to the kind person who changed my tag to read 'Two Sheds'. All my dreams have now been fulfilled. Thumbs up

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If you shove that mess to the left there is room for a third shed. Said mess can be shoved into third shed to make rome for a fourth shed. The possibilities are endless!

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Interesting concept KV . . . but then I wouldn't have the coveted moniker of 'Two Sheds' Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Shed’s give me the willy’s after I watched that scene in the potting shed in the film Scum Shocked

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:23 pm

Gold Hat wrote:

Interesting concept KV . . . but then I wouldn't have the coveted moniker of 'Two Sheds' Laughing

But if you build a third shed you could have the moniker of "three sheds" how many people can say that?

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:42 pm

No, it's just wrong. Gold Hat will always be "Two Sheds" in our hearts. Very Happy

SOOI, funny clipping and nice try. Laughing

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Eight wrote:

Gold Hat will always be "Two Sheds" in our hearts. Very Happy

Awwwww!!! I feel so warm and fuzzy now

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm

The owner of this lighthouse decided to build two sheds around it.

He obviously had an erotic sense of humor:

Trophy Videos · Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:30 am

Those are some lovely sheds there, GH. But, i fear you will have to erect a third shed to clear your yard so you can put in a fourth shed that you can actually use as a shed. Laughing

EDIT: I wrote this post before I saw Klaasvaak's last one. Great minds...

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:39 am

Many years ago a family friend installed a new garden shed and used it as an excuse for a garden party.

On the invitations he wrote the following parody of the Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem Kubilai Khan (names not as per the original - it was a long time ago):

Quote:

In Camberwell did Brian Jones
A sturdy garden-shed decree
Where Alf, the aged handyman
Would leave his rake and watering-can
When he went to have a p.e.e.

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 am

<br>The second best shed in Britain...

http://www.newburytoday.co.uk/News/FlashNewsPlayer.aspx?articleID=7231&CategoryID=

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:26 am

Thanks for that link.
Although IMHO that guy's shed sucked, he was wearing a T-Shirt that led me to one of the best sites on the web:

www.shedweek.co.uk

I spent a good hour perusing the "Reader's Sheds" photos. Shocked

And there's even a "Shedtalk" forum!!! (Although it does let itself down a little bit by having a section for Beach Huts, which has no place in a forum about sheds).

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:13 am

Pah... I had two sheds ages ago.... shouldn't there be an icon for the number of sheds you own?

Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:03 pm

Tasman wrote:

shouldn't there be an icon

Says the big icon floozy with ne'er a trace of irony. Smile

SOOI, that is disgraceful. Beach huts indeed. Evil or Very Mad

I hope you have written to the editor?

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:46 am

Quote:

Yes I know it is messy - hey I've been working

But just you come back in 500 years time and look at it

Stupid Bloody Johnson

Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:22 pm

When I had to move house some years back. My one shed was a treasure trove. My garage the other. I took most of the stuff to the local tip in trailer loads. After a few loads I did not have to pay for landfill as the guys on the gate emptied the trailer for me. I delivered about 8 big loads of electrical cables, switches, security equipment, fittings etc. I had nowhere for the stuff.
Although I am still a hoarder I am not that bad.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:29 am

In The Naval Treaty I once made a small speech about sheds; I said, "What a lovely thing a shed is! There is nothing in which deduction..." oops, I was talking about roses then. Never mind. Too much of the 7% solution of cocaine there. Rolling Eyes

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