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windypops
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:12 am |
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Pah! I laugh in the general direction of your two sheds. I have a workshop and a shed. And I've baited from my workshop. |
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Klaasvaak
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:47 am |
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Wright B Hindyou
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:21 am |
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What a shed! It reminds me, a bit, of the Taj Mahal.
Will it be featured as part of National Shed Week? Shed of the Year Show? Shed Idol? |
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Roycropper
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:31 am |
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relocating the phone and computer to the new shed - the old one is full of nasty spiders, dead birds and a rabbit |
You don't want stuff like that in your computer, you'll bugger up the cooling. |
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windypops
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:12 am |
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Klaasvaak wrote: |
a workshop is not as cool as a shed |
It's full of big tools (besides me), welding stuff with a TV and fridge too! What could be cooler than that? |
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packman
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Joined: 15 Dec 2007
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Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:34 am |
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^^^A garage with a ProStreet truck with a big honkin ass 572 Big Block Chevy in it
but I am jealous I wish I had a shed. I keep having to move the snowblower around to be able to work on it. |
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Klaasvaak
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Joined: 11 May 2004
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:44 am |
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windypops wrote: |
It's full of big tools (besides me), welding stuff with a TV and fridge too! What could be cooler than that? |
A shed |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 12:19 pm |
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No doubt about it.
It's official.
Sheds are totally cool.
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Gold Hat
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:24 pm |
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Slightlyoutofit wrote: |
It's official.
Sheds are totally cool.
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WOW! Slightly - your research skills are prodigious - what a find!
That guy in the article (Spunknads) mentioned the Shed Appreciation Society in the US - I'm gonna try to find one here in Canada eh! - and he uses a .44 - I'll bet he doesn't have any varmits in his backyard
And THANK YOU to the kind person who changed my tag to read 'Two Sheds'. All my dreams have now been fulfilled. |
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Klaasvaak
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:11 pm |
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If you shove that mess to the left there is room for a third shed. Said mess can be shoved into third shed to make rome for a fourth shed. The possibilities are endless! |
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Gold Hat
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 3:49 pm |
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Interesting concept KV . . . but then I wouldn't have the coveted moniker of 'Two Sheds' |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:44 pm |
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Shed’s give me the willy’s after I watched that scene in the potting shed in the film Scum |
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packman
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:23 pm |
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Gold Hat wrote: |
Interesting concept KV . . . but then I wouldn't have the coveted moniker of 'Two Sheds' |
But if you build a third shed you could have the moniker of "three sheds" how many people can say that? |
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Eight
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:42 pm |
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Gold Hat
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 9:59 pm |
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Eight wrote: |
Gold Hat will always be "Two Sheds" in our hearts.
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Awwwww!!! I feel so warm and fuzzy now |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 10:56 pm |
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The owner of this lighthouse decided to build two sheds around it.
He obviously had an erotic sense of humor:
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SlapHappy
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:30 am |
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Those are some lovely sheds there, GH. But, i fear you will have to erect a third shed to clear your yard so you can put in a fourth shed that you can actually use as a shed.
EDIT: I wrote this post before I saw Klaasvaak's last one. Great minds... |
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Yastreb
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:39 am |
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Many years ago a family friend installed a new garden shed and used it as an excuse for a garden party.
On the invitations he wrote the following parody of the Samuel Taylor Coleridge poem Kubilai Khan (names not as per the original - it was a long time ago):
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In Camberwell did Brian Jones
A sturdy garden-shed decree
Where Alf, the aged handyman
Would leave his rake and watering-can
When he went to have a p.e.e. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 5:58 am |
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<br>The second best shed in Britain...
http://www.newburytoday.co.uk/News/FlashNewsPlayer.aspx?articleID=7231&CategoryID= |
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Slightlyoutofit
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:26 am |
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Thanks for that link.
Although IMHO that guy's shed sucked, he was wearing a T-Shirt that led me to one of the best sites on the web:
www.shedweek.co.uk
I spent a good hour perusing the "Reader's Sheds" photos.
And there's even a "Shedtalk" forum!!! (Although it does let itself down a little bit by having a section for Beach Huts, which has no place in a forum about sheds). |
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Tasman
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:13 am |
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Pah... I had two sheds ages ago.... shouldn't there be an icon for the number of sheds you own? |
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Eight
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Sun Jul 13, 2008 2:03 pm |
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Tasman wrote: |
shouldn't there be an icon |
Says the big icon floozy with ne'er a trace of irony.
SOOI, that is disgraceful. Beach huts indeed. I hope you have written to the editor? |
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:46 am |
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Yes I know it is messy - hey I've been working |
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harrya
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Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:22 pm |
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When I had to move house some years back. My one shed was a treasure trove. My garage the other. I took most of the stuff to the local tip in trailer loads. After a few loads I did not have to pay for landfill as the guys on the gate emptied the trailer for me. I delivered about 8 big loads of electrical cables, switches, security equipment, fittings etc. I had nowhere for the stuff.
Although I am still a hoarder I am not that bad. |
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SherlockHolmie
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Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:29 am |
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In The Naval Treaty I once made a small speech about sheds; I said, "What a lovely thing a shed is! There is nothing in which deduction..." oops, I was talking about roses then. Never mind. Too much of the 7% solution of cocaine there. |
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