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YeaWhatever
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Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:11 pm |
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Karma is alive and well. Last evening, I was biking down a street with some cars parked to the righthand side of the road. As I am cruising along at about 22mph, some dumbass throws open his door and I miss it by a mere few inches. I yell back at him to watch his door. He curses back at me. Idiot. Here is where I found out that karma is for real. Not two seconds later, another inattentive ass, this time driving a car, takes this asshole's door right off. I had to laugh. In fact, I laughed all the rest of the way home. Hell, I am still laughing about it now. |
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jojobean
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Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:16 pm |
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Hahahaha! You should have turned around and asked if he needed help. Just for grins. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
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Location: Yes
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Simba
Baiting Guru
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:37 pm |
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A priceless Earl Hickey moment..... |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:38 pm |
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Instant Karma's going to get you....
Mmmm...curry.... |
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You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:02 pm |
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YW-that was sweet-almost as sweet as This. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:38 pm |
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I needed to hear this kind of story today YW. Thanks for sharing it (when is the video coming out?) |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:12 pm |
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Karma is a dish best served hot apparently! |
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YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:08 pm |
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I can't offer something as dramatically funny as YW's but this was a good one; for some reason a guy had decided it would be cool to make fun of me. But just as he was laughing loudest, in his distraction he failed to look where he was going - and walked slap bang into the side of a bus.
I moved on quickly because I didn't want him to see me laughing in turn... |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:25 pm |
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YW, I just had a really shit day, and that made it a bit better. Thank you. |
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Connie L. Gus
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Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 2:47 am |
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I hit a parked car's door in a similar fashion when I was 8 or 9 years old. I must have been going 10 miles/hour sitting up with no hands when some guy throws open his Pontiac door. The window was down and was no frame so I went half way over the door when the bike stopped. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
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Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 5:27 am |
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That was nice, YW! I'm a motorist myself, but I'm still having a good laugh.
I actually had a cyclist fall off his bike while flipping me the bird once, but that wasn't funny because he ended up hurt. Your story involved injured pride, which is much more tasty! Thanks for sharing that. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:37 am |
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<br>It could have been a lot worse. |
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:50 am |
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Some condign justice served up for a thoughtless act YW.
Riding a bike on the road these days is like a real life version of Rollerball or GTA. You need eyes in the back of your head and the reflexes of a cat.
Broken glass and potholes below. Psychotic myopians to the left and right.
And where I live we now have those bendy buses that you can get caught out by, when the back swings out as they make a turn.
I saw someones car door get concertinaed down from three feet down to about eight inches when he opened it without looking just as another car went screaming past and too close. Lucky he didn't lose his arm. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 8:53 am |
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Lovely instant karma YW
Round here you need to be young, fit and have psychic ability to ride a bike on the road, what with potholes, roadworks and numpty drivers who never indicate.
Actually that applies to driving a car as well
My most recent instant karma was when it was snowing, the car in front of me slowed down and stopped as the lights changed.
A van behind me undertook us and went on through the lights.
The car in front was a police car.
My joy as the blue light went on was supreme |
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Biff Pile-On
419Eater is my life
Joined: 26 Jan 2004
Posts: 435
Location: Florida USA
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 11:27 am |
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Tommo Shanter wrote: |
<br>It could have been a lot worse. |
OMG that is funny!!! |
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3strikes_out
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Joined: 03 Nov 2004
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:40 pm |
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Wonderful story! |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:05 am |
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haha! Great story, YW! It's wonderful when you get to see that instant payback!
Tommo, that was one weird, funny video, too. |
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