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Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Ramm wrote:

"We are not beggars" LOL

Even pornstars are born into world as virgins... we'll see if swallowing his pride to eat a little food gets easier as time goes on.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:47 am

It took two days to read all this, but it was worth it. Another crazy adventure from the wacky inhabitants of Ladland.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:17 am

Great call. Laughing

Mami, you have a very very nice accent.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:26 am

Sweet call!

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

I love the crackling paper in the background.

"We don't mean to complain...much." Laughing

"Hold on please! Hold on! Let me explain"

Yes, please let him.... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:52 am

LOL!!! you were laughing right into the phone at them. thats cold, dude.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:47 am

Love the part with the driver... he keeps asking if the reverend can speak 'african' or french and says 'je ne comprende pas' a few times as Dover keeps asking for the passports... But he sure must be a nice guy, charging them a 100 dollars a day (in a country with an average monthly income problably less than 1/10 of that)

Also you guys laughing and typing in the background is great, as are the remarks of the kinky partying, drinking and so on Very Happy

Charles showed his real him in this call, blaming and complaining, he's the real scammer type... Andrew seems to be a bit of a different type of person, dragged into this by Charles...
Really hope you get them to travel again...

Great Job!

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Jojo - what a great call I love the laughing it cracked me up

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Jul 2008 Posts: 64

jojobean wrote:

Quote:

6. This is a lesson in faith. Just as Moses was teased in the desert for 40 years.

Is that the target?

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:22 pm

He didn't seem to notice my slip up. This is what he just wrote, but he wrote it to Rev Phystme, who is the bad cop in the good cop/bad cop scenario:

Quote:

Dear Reverend Phystem,

Our problem is not that we cannot come to Abeche, and our problem is not the money you are promising to us. However, we told you that we do not have enough funds and you ask us to leave all the way from Benin to NDjamena, being where we shall get a TWAT member to lead us through yet, getting to NDjamena, we could not find a single soul of TWAT member. Rather, we encured debts and been held here until we pay.

Come to our aid please. We are ever ready to continue to Abeche as long as you can sustain us. Moneygram is workable if Western Union is not. Seeing a TWAT as promised is also workable. We are waiting for you today to send us some money as the longer we stay here, the more debth encured. The driver is charging us US$100 on daily bases because he is marking us and he is with our passports.

We are waiting for your urgent cooperations.

Sincerely yours,
Andrew Ezekiel Omezi and Miracle Charles Ndubuisi

It seems that the driver is a loan shark and is charging ov er 9,000% APR to these boys. In the US, we have predatory lending laws. Apparently not in Chad.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:40 pm

And we thought the Hand was bad!

I say we call this new guy Jaws!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:41 pm

So maybe they should tell their driver he'd better take them straight to Abeche as that is were the money will be... The faster they ride the quicker he will have his well-earned money... correct?

Maybe you can have someone calling the driver (in French) to find out what he really charging them ... could it be Charles exaggerating the amount to build up some pressure? (and hoping to keep the difference when paying the driver)

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:20 pm

Fryer wrote:

jojobean wrote:

Ah crap!

I'm impressed that you almost made it 100 pages on this thread before slipping once. It usually only takes me one or two emails...

Seriously, I do this all of the time. I am really not that good at keeping names straight. I did it several times in the last bait. Those idiots were so delerious they never noticed.

At one point, I was only baiting Charles Soludos. So, as a result, I was constantly getting lads mixed up. It caused some serious problems with the lads. It actually worked out great in the end and Prof and I got two Euro safaris out of it.

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:29 pm

The TWAT Accounting Dept. has just sent two more totally real and authentic (WUSS) receipts. I am sure that everything will go smoothly this time at the WU office.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 May 2008 Posts: 11

Quote:

The driver is charging us US$100 on daily bases because he is marking us

Sounds like a tattoo bait Smile

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:05 pm

arabella.butafogo wrote:

Seems, you're not using the famous Mugu Dispatcher Studio software package from SafariSoft Inc. yet, which lets you handle up to 256 lads in 128 different places at a time, without ever getting confused.

You darn well better be writin' that software... I WANT it!!! LOL!!!! Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:40 pm

According to readnotify, they checked their emails a couple of hours ago. They got the receipts. However, they have not yet emailed us to tell us of their journey. Our hopes are that they were arrested. However, it's quite possible that they did not check it until after WU was closed. That might mean that they would have to wait another day in the hash conditions.

These guys are not as tough as Adamu and the leg. I think this a great song/video that depicts stinky and the leg: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8n7ncJEFuSw Video is a little NSFW (language).

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:03 pm

I can't hear the phone call Crying or Very sad

I turned my volume all the way up, and all I can hear is typing - no voices *sob*

Edit: Never mind - I took the headphones off and played it through the speakers - I can hear perfectly now - how odd.

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

Lostatlove - Its a Miracle Smile

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:11 pm

^^^ and I'm thankful for the "miracle" Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 01 Jun 2008 Posts: 29

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cSl1aU-yiQs

Very Happy

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Aw... I'm a bit late on the scene as my computer got re-infected...

Massive congratulations re stinky and the the leg. Gutted their holiday is over but congratulations on making it such a nice one; all good things come to an end, eh?

And incase I haven't mentioned... massive congratulations. You've taken the bar and raised it so high with this bait it's not true.

As for the next two... whoa. Amazing. The Road to Abeche is going to have a name soon, something equivalent to the Silk Route; the Mugu Route. It'll be in the next generation's history books.

Oh, and did I say congratulations? Really... I mean it. This bait has been amazing. I've not enjoyed myself as much for a long time... Make sure your bastard piggishness never becomes imaginable!

Posted: Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:28 pm

100 pages yaaaaaay Very Happy

excellent work,well done to all. epic stuff.

edit; nearly 100 pages

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:12 am

I'm in awe! You would think scammers would have a feel for a scam... Greed is my favorite vice. It always amazes me what people will do once it kicks in.

Posted: Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:48 am

Run_Left, welcome to Eater. I love the Eater name you chose. Smile

Hopefully you stick around and join in the fun.

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