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capricio
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Posts: 95
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:08 am |
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Ramm wrote: |
"We are not beggars" LOL |
Even pornstars are born into world as virgins... we'll see if swallowing his pride to eat a little food gets easier as time goes on. |
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Dupes
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Posts: 256
Location: United States
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:47 am |
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It took two days to read all this, but it was worth it. Another crazy adventure from the wacky inhabitants of Ladland. |
_________________ Gambia-Sierra Leone "you are lie and sack of shit. god forgave you swine man" |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:17 am |
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Great call.
Mami, you have a very very nice accent. |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:26 am |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:29 am |
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I love the crackling paper in the background.
"We don't mean to complain...much."
"Hold on please! Hold on! Let me explain"
Yes, please let him.... |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:52 am |
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LOL!!! you were laughing right into the phone at them. thats cold, dude.
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_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:47 am |
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Love the part with the driver... he keeps asking if the reverend can speak 'african' or french and says 'je ne comprende pas' a few times as Dover keeps asking for the passports... But he sure must be a nice guy, charging them a 100 dollars a day (in a country with an average monthly income problably less than 1/10 of that)
Also you guys laughing and typing in the background is great, as are the remarks of the kinky partying, drinking and so on
Charles showed his real him in this call, blaming and complaining, he's the real scammer type... Andrew seems to be a bit of a different type of person, dragged into this by Charles...
Really hope you get them to travel again...
Great Job! |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:54 am |
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Jojo - what a great call I love the laughing it cracked me up |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
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Marthataran
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 05 Jul 2008
Posts: 64
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 9:58 am |
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jojobean wrote: |
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6. This is a lesson in faith. Just as Moses was teased in the desert for 40 years. |
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Is that the target? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:22 pm |
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He didn't seem to notice my slip up. This is what he just wrote, but he wrote it to Rev Phystme, who is the bad cop in the good cop/bad cop scenario:
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Dear Reverend Phystem,
Our problem is not that we cannot come to Abeche, and our problem is not the money you are promising to us. However, we told you that we do not have enough funds and you ask us to leave all the way from Benin to NDjamena, being where we shall get a TWAT member to lead us through yet, getting to NDjamena, we could not find a single soul of TWAT member. Rather, we encured debts and been held here until we pay.
Come to our aid please. We are ever ready to continue to Abeche as long as you can sustain us. Moneygram is workable if Western Union is not. Seeing a TWAT as promised is also workable. We are waiting for you today to send us some money as the longer we stay here, the more debth encured. The driver is charging us US$100 on daily bases because he is marking us and he is with our passports.
We are waiting for your urgent cooperations.
Sincerely yours,
Andrew Ezekiel Omezi and Miracle Charles Ndubuisi |
It seems that the driver is a loan shark and is charging ov er 9,000% APR to these boys. In the US, we have predatory lending laws. Apparently not in Chad. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:40 pm |
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And we thought the Hand was bad!
I say we call this new guy Jaws! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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yournamehere
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2008
Posts: 121
Location: yourplacehere
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 12:41 pm |
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So maybe they should tell their driver he'd better take them straight to Abeche as that is were the money will be... The faster they ride the quicker he will have his well-earned money... correct?
Maybe you can have someone calling the driver (in French) to find out what he really charging them ... could it be Charles exaggerating the amount to build up some pressure? (and hoping to keep the difference when paying the driver) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:20 pm |
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Fryer wrote: |
I'm impressed that you almost made it 100 pages on this thread before slipping once. It usually only takes me one or two emails... |
Seriously, I do this all of the time. I am really not that good at keeping names straight. I did it several times in the last bait. Those idiots were so delerious they never noticed.
At one point, I was only baiting Charles Soludos. So, as a result, I was constantly getting lads mixed up. It caused some serious problems with the lads. It actually worked out great in the end and Prof and I got two Euro safaris out of it. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 1:29 pm |
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The TWAT Accounting Dept. has just sent two more totally real and authentic (WUSS) receipts. I am sure that everything will go smoothly this time at the WU office. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
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<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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panzer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 11
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Posted:
Thu Jul 10, 2008 2:55 pm |
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The driver is charging us US$100 on daily bases because he is marking us |
Sounds like a tattoo bait |
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sheila_blyge
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Mar 2006
Posts: 219
Location: Doing my worst with NN to a tied up JM under the watchful eye of the Teacup!
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 3:05 pm |
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arabella.butafogo wrote: |
Seems, you're not using the famous Mugu Dispatcher Studio software package from SafariSoft Inc. yet, which lets you handle up to 256 lads in 128 different places at a time, without ever getting confused. |
You darn well better be writin' that software... I WANT it!!! LOL!!!! |
_________________ Ben Wealth (Lagos to Abuja) "Why do you choose to remain incommunicado?"
(Lagos to Accra) "BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU"
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 5:40 pm |
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According to readnotify, they checked their emails a couple of hours ago. They got the receipts. However, they have not yet emailed us to tell us of their journey. Our hopes are that they were arrested. However, it's quite possible that they did not check it until after WU was closed. That might mean that they would have to wait another day in the hash conditions.
These guys are not as tough as Adamu and the leg. I think this a great song/video that depicts stinky and the leg: http://youtube.com/watch?v=8n7ncJEFuSw Video is a little NSFW (language). |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:03 pm |
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I can't hear the phone call I turned my volume all the way up, and all I can hear is typing - no voices *sob*
Edit: Never mind - I took the headphones off and played it through the speakers - I can hear perfectly now - how odd. |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:04 pm |
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Lostatlove - Its a Miracle |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
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LotsaLove
419Eater is my life
Joined: 09 Apr 2008
Posts: 336
Location: Looking for another chest to sit upon
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:11 pm |
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^^^ and I'm thankful for the "miracle" |
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Aliena
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Jun 2008
Posts: 29
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:10 pm |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 10:55 pm |
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Aw... I'm a bit late on the scene as my computer got re-infected...
Massive congratulations re stinky and the the leg. Gutted their holiday is over but congratulations on making it such a nice one; all good things come to an end, eh?
And incase I haven't mentioned... massive congratulations. You've taken the bar and raised it so high with this bait it's not true.
As for the next two... whoa. Amazing. The Road to Abeche is going to have a name soon, something equivalent to the Silk Route; the Mugu Route. It'll be in the next generation's history books.
Oh, and did I say congratulations? Really... I mean it. This bait has been amazing. I've not enjoyed myself as much for a long time... Make sure your bastard piggishness never becomes imaginable! |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Jul 10, 2008 11:28 pm |
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100 pages yaaaaaay
excellent work,well done to all. epic stuff.
edit; nearly 100 pages |
_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Run_Left
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 10 Jul 2008
Posts: 5
Location: Running Left
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:12 am |
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I'm in awe! You would think scammers would have a feel for a scam... Greed is my favorite vice. It always amazes me what people will do once it kicks in. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:48 am |
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Run_Left, welcome to Eater. I love the Eater name you chose. Hopefully you stick around and join in the fun. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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