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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri May 23, 2008 12:27 pm |
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My Lad wrote:
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i like you to send me your direct number so that i can call you for an oral talk for us to proceed without any more delay |
Cammy White gave a - well, different reply:
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So no oral talks - I'm sorry about that. I like giving oral, but not from this far away... ; ) |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Fri May 23, 2008 12:28 pm |
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^^^ from that far away that would be a good trick |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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ronco
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Posts: 265
Location: In strong opposition to sterilization laws
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Sun May 25, 2008 6:56 pm |
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Ongoing bait was getting boring so I blasted him with all the adult words I could think of, but I ended with something that made me chuckle...
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You're a fruit fly |
and ended it as always,
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Warmest Regards, Noah |
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_________________ "Once beaten,Twice Shy" - C@mila Bruc3
"JUST COME OUT STRAIGHT AND STOP BEATING BY THE BUSH, I KNOW $8000 IS A LOT OF MONEY" - Kelly-The famous zebra scammer |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue May 27, 2008 3:00 am |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Thu May 29, 2008 9:31 pm |
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I wrote to my lad:
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What is a "demurrage" that the trunk will attract?
Is that some kind of animal?
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Is this a joke or something? From all indications it seems you not
serious or you feel its all a childsplay. Demurrage are extra fees
that may be incured should there be a delay.This are all what i am
trying to avoid.
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My groveling response, is my nose brown enough, sir
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You said that the trunk could attract demurrage.
Since I do not know what that is, I had to ask you, as you
are wiser and more knowledable about things in your part of
the world than I am.
I am sorry if my question offended you.
You made "demurrage" sound like some kind of mold or animal pest,
and I was wondering what was in the trunks that would attract
these things.
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_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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smartbomb
** Retired **
Joined: 14 May 2007
Posts: 750
Location: Air
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Fri May 30, 2008 10:47 am |
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A standard initial reply these days -
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Good Mong !
Tis muckle champion that you hath selected yours truly to tek this one on the chin. Yor offer sounds canny mind and no mistake. Here, am nee business man or nowt like that, but am reet honest. Git more details an chuck them awa to me an al have a gander.
Keep A'Had
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_________________ x8 x49 x5 x6 x3 x3 x10 x4 x2 x2 x4 x2
x7 a few
Click Here for Free Wigs !
i am no more a baby for going through this kind of stress for 200 pounds. : Hammed - Another satisfied MT7N S3cur3 customer.
l will never lose my leg in Jesus name.......ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeen l can see that you are totally MAD, FUCK YOU TOO!!!!! : Mr Yusuf |
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drkdglr
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 01 Mar 2008
Posts: 7
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Sat May 31, 2008 4:19 am |
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I didn't do this one in the course of baiting, my garage door quit working, trapping my car in the garage. I proceeded to start fixing it, get angry, get drunk and post this on myspace.
(bad words edited out)
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well th is just syucks,
of all the sit sh that could f got wrong my f****ngs grage door won't ofpern f***! whast with aoll the bull****s lately>??
so, whos' briigning me dinner?>
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Sat May 31, 2008 11:36 pm |
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Never ask 'where the mtcn is on a WU' of you won't like the answer.
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EXACTLY as you requested. The MTCN is on the form in the area designated MTCN. Now, kindly send the man in charge of the delivery to do his job, finish the transaction and send me my atm card. |
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_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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DTGR
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 68
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Sun Jun 01, 2008 2:38 am |
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This message kind of says it all. I got this addy from the Zebras thread a while back:
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Before I give you ALL the information I was hoping to see a picture of your unicorns. I need to have some sort of verification that they are healthy and the real thing. Included in the picture I need to see a picture of someone holding a sign with the code message, "BONERIN SWEATPANTS" This is very very important so I can verify this is not a hoax and is the real thing.
Please, I need to have this before sending any more information. |
We'll see what happens... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:32 am |
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Sweety I feel heat between us and it throbs. Lets not pretend anymore. Lets get it out in the open wave. |
His reply:
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I read your mail but could not understand it very well.Meanwhile, I will still need you to send me your foto. |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:21 pm |
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This wasn't goofy, more impassioned...
First, some scene-setting, as a Lad lawyer isn't too diplomatic:
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I appreciate your concern and interest to assist us, but I do not want to rush things.
As you can see, I do not even know which country you live in. If I am to make a hotel reservation for you, I will be asked from which country is the person coming from.
In your mail you said "WE" Who and who is involve in this transaction. I need a telephone number of a person very close to you so that we can speak to each other since you said that you cant talk.
If you come here how are we going to communicate?
What do you do for a living?
I am sorry if I am asking too much but for me to entrust my client family fund of huge amount like this into your care, I think I deserve to know any thing that I think that I should know from you without pretense or missing words.
I have got a lot to loose if I make any mistake. Please do not be offended. |
decided this guy needed taking down!
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You should know where I'm living because I gorram well told you! My exact words were "I'm a US citizen residing in Australia" in the context of the documents you sent me. Remember that now?
And why shouldn't I say "WE" in the context of this business? I'm working with the Ud0s over this matter - seems a good idea to include them! You'd agree with that.
The thing that really annoys me is that you say I can't talk. WRONG, bonehead - because I can't hear properly doesn't take away my ability to speak! Holy snapping duckshit, why do so many people in this day and age still think that deaf = mute = dumb? FYI I lost my hearing doing my military duty in Iraq. No gorram lardass lawyer is going to make fun of me for that! Are we clear on this, Mr Khuma10?
I make a living teaching people wilderness survival skills. That and my pension keep me OK and let me hang on to my retirement payout. Now and again I get extra work such as on the film "Rogue" - I helped nursemaid Radha Mitchell; that was OK too.
Final note; "please do not be offended" - if you write stupid things, I will be offended, no doubt about that. Bear that in mind and watch yourself! In any event, there won't be a hotel reservation or any real need for banking matters now, will there? |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:20 pm |
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When still another Lad lawyer answered rudely (I think the plan is to force me back onto the Lad's scheme), Mal replied:
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I seem to have contacted the office boy by mistake.
Good day to you. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:38 pm |
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I have more than one baiting character in use at the moment. I got them mixed up yesterday, so it seems.
A lad wanted to know why I signed with "M0rtimer Sn3rd". I explained that it was an old nickname that my friends call me.
I hope he doesn't twig; that bait's been in play for about six weeks. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:13 am |
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I am late cousin, and therefore his next of kin.
Please send documents to me as demanded by Mr of the Bank of Africa (attached document). Thank you for your help and coordination here.
With best regards and be ever twatted
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I got complimented by the barrister on my nice letter. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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midnitedriver
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Apr 2008
Posts: 76
Location: anywhere
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Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:35 am |
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whats the pakistani word for chicken?? |
_________________ if a man speaks in the forrest, and noone is around to hear him, AM I STILL WRONG?
http://www.ip-adress.com/
www.otr.net somthing to listen to
"Actully my marriage is arranged by my parents,And my wife is my cousin.She is completely illetrate" |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:30 pm |
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From my "pastor" to the mugu. Mugu's dollar has been chopped by Mr Gomer.
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Brother M@rlick, I feel your concern and deep Christian love for brother Herbert. May I ask first, how do you know him from across so many miles? It was a bit alarming the other day when he presented me with a $5000 check for the restoration of the church organ. Brother Epste1n has been struggling somewhat with finances the last few years and has given much of his time and talent caring for the church organ. He polishes our organ and keeps it up every day, and as I watch him stroke our organ so lovingly it brings a tear to my eye. Then when he finishes rubbing the wood, the organ explodes forth in a beautiful torrent of holy Godhead. But he has never been able to give money for its upkeep, until now. I asked him where he got the money, and he said he had entered into a lucrative business deal with a petroleum corporation in Africa. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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voudoujoe
Mentor Slut
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 376
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:40 am |
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Ok, it's not exactly what I wrote, but I am amused. My Lad (Mr Williams) named the band's new CD, but failed to complete the release form to satisfaction and didn't send his photos in a timely manner. That pissed off the CD cover designer, something Lad had been warned not to do, hence:
Kim, the CD designer, wrote: |
Bart and Henry, (with CC to Mr Williams)
Seeing how we don't have the photographs or the release we need to finish the "My Blood Brother" CD cover design, I came up with a new CD name and a new CD cover design. Bart, you said you trust my artistic talent. I hope you like it because I just sent it to the printers. We will have 300,000 by this time next week!
I was inspired by Mr. Williams ... and a my dog's butt.
Thank you, Mr. Williams. I couldn't have done it with you!
Love ya - Kim
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The boys in the band are emailing Mr G (aka Williams), Henry wrote: |
ahhhh ha ha ha ha! that is seriously fucking funny dude! mr G, dude, you are gonna be famous, but probably not in any way you ever wanted to be!
i told you not to piss off kim. ahhhh ha ha ha! |
UPDATE
Sometimes the universe has a way of telling us we are doing the right thing. This is one of those times.
When I made up the the CD cover above ... I had no idea that Blink182 recorded a great title track 7 years ago. Kim and the other guys in the band 'laid down the track last night' and sent and an mp3 to Mr Williams this morning. The guys threatened to quit the band if this wasn't the title track on the CD. You can hear The 'Mister Williams Song' on YouTube. The extra bonus ... all the the guys in the band are named for famous pirates. Check out the lyrics
UPDATE
... and sometimes life is not fair. All I get in response is this ...
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Dear, Kim.
Thanks for the idea, you did great, at least you have released me of this work. Now me a Bart can finish this contract. Thank you KIM.
Love ya. i will remit some money to you as soon as the deal is done okay.
Regards.
Mr. williams. |
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Dear Kim,
I love the music...its cool baby, my son will like it i will ask him to play it when he come for the weekend, cool you are great..
Mr. williams |
If, within a 5 week period, ...
150 emails from him,
2 trips to WU and 1 trip to MG,
2 MTCN S3cur3 attempts,
numerous forgotten/ignored requests
countless pixelated/corrupt/blurry/hijacked passports and files
a 5 page form,
a quick dolla chop threat
2 dozen insults laughing AT him and not WITH him,
AND
a multimedia insult about f*king his mother, his father, his sister, a pirate and a dog in the ass doesn't do it, could someone please tell me what it takes to get just one little death threat? |
_________________ "Listen this guys are scammer..i will fishe them out!!..scam!! run for your there life !!"
"God dam guys i don't know talk like they are me do there email look like mine? shit!! shit!!"
"i have no time to advise you on some fucker!! One love for all"
"i am pissed about all this..writing monkey mails everyday without no end, holy God."
"I am freaky worried about everything that is happening right now."
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Stanley: Aba>Lagos>Cotonou>Lagos>Accra "plz i am really dizzy"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget: Aba>Lagos "STREET BOYS IN LAGOS ATTACKECD ME..STOLE EVERYTHING..INCLUDING MY GUICCY SHOE"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget+Worf: Aba>Benin City
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32MBToolkit |
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bobby kaye
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Oct 2007
Posts: 133
Location: o hi yo
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:55 am |
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My pet Nastya mentioned some months ago that her cat is named Boris.
She sent a photo today of the cat and herself, so I wrote
"So, how's your pussy, Boris?" |
_________________ "Hello my favourite husband "- Svetlana
"funy woman stop email me ok..am a scam tell him and never in ur life email me again ok..if you try to email me again you will die ok." - Linda
" i want us to have good time with each other , you are the kind of person i am looking forward to spend the rest of my life with till i get my future husband. " Stella
"HEY, WHAT THE HELL IS F**KINGLY WRONG WITH YOU...... Shen 'Hitman' |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sat Jun 28, 2008 4:51 am |
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is supposed to have been the business partner of a guy who died in 2001. She replies;
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Back when Mr Th0mps0n died, I was 15 and still at school! |
I couldn't resist a slight double entendre:
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And when the bank sees my age and occupation, I think they won't believe I had anything to do with drilling – for oil, anyway. |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:05 pm |
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I hope this line caused a Lad to pause and wonder:
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Mr Murray runs the post office WHERE THE WESTERN UNION AGENCY IS (just so you won't blow a sandshoe or something). |
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_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Tue Jul 01, 2008 2:05 pm |
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Mr diplomat is about to receive
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Hi Georgie, do you want a balloon? |
Just this, and just because I'm in the mood for it... |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:05 pm |
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He gets back to me complaining how complicated I am...
So he gets this...
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I have told you already that the consignment has been cleared. I have a friend at the UN who has taken care of this.
Anybody who wants to have money from you now must be trying to steal from you.
So, you want a balloon or not? |
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_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:40 pm |
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Some excuses for not making payments come from outer space:
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Dear Mr. ;
I could not leave the ranch or contact the bank yesterday or today
because we were fighting a brushfire caused by a large meteorite or
similar object which landed on the ranch property yesterday.
The incident was reported in the Los Angeles Times newspaper, see link:
http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-fireball2-2008jul02,0,5341752.story
Sincerely,
William
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_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:56 pm |
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To my cheque lad. I couldnt get to send the money as I'm in hospital so got my pal to do it, well he's been really anxious to get the cash
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My neighbour says he sent the money off.
I'm not sure what he meant by the nicckles and dimes falling thru the envelope but I'll find out when i get home |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:15 am |
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I got sick of my lad moaning about the refugee camp, you know the one, no food but superb internet facilities
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my seety hne pi
why yu send froms so bladdy late?
is moonday afor i get to westre uniun offic agin
an hey will yu stop moaning abut the refug camp
i com fro india, i very poor
all my life is like short time yu soend in there
yu fatha was rich yes?, so afor bad ting hapen
tyu had tha good life
i only get monies few month ago
american man take pictures of my testsicles
fr magazeene
he giv me $50,000
ver soon yu will be livin good life agin wit me
yu will have gud shus and good dress
an good pantys
so stop yu bladdy moanin
my sweery cake
i lov yu and wan to be yu
my sweety Y4di |
If reading that was hard, spare a thought for my lad!! |
_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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