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zarnac
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Posts: 53
Location: panama city fl
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:47 pm |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:42 pm |
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The movies were a RIOT! I'm trying to see if we can get another contest going for these. I'll let you all know what happens. 
Here's the one I just made:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=23386f685eb9c451e75d79e6fdd476c2 |
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 - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
 - Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) -  - "SAVE ME" 
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:49 pm |
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panzer
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 23 May 2008
Posts: 11
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:51 pm |
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It's a tad boring after 1 or 2 in my opinion. Deserves a separate thread. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:56 pm |
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Only if you don't think it's not possible.
In lad land ANYTHING is possible  Or so the surplus forum says. |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:57 pm |
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If the Admins allow another contest for these safaris, I'll start a new thread. Until then, feel free to continue posting movies here, regardless of who is getting bored with them. It's our thread, they're related to the bait, and they make us laugh. Just don't click the links if you don't feel like watching them, or unsubscribe for a while. I should know today whether or not I can start a new contest. |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:01 pm |
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There should be like a three movie limit. These are so easy to make  |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:03 pm |
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Well that was fast. I just got the "a okay" from Rover to go along with the contest. I will start a thread tonight when I get in, so no more movie links in this thread. Save your ideas for the contest. There will be a prize for the winner. |
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- Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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Eressea
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Mar 2008
Posts: 74
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:07 pm |
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Aw shoosh, I had just made one ready to post.
Oh well, I'll have to wait patiently. After all, patience is a virtue - something that Stinky and The Leg are so aware of now  |
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:20 pm |
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You all owe me a new keyboard - way too funny |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:42 pm |
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Just occurred to me after reading the other Lad to Chad thread - there's something else that could be done, this one for the literary folk; The Canterbury Tales redone as The Abeche Tales.
Doing it in Middle English might be tricky though... |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
 x5     x2   x 246 
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:38 am |
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| Just such a neat thing to say to a lad who's up 5hit creek without a canoe, let alone a paddle |
Without a canoe? I'm not if these lads can be considered to even have the creek anymore
They're just sitting on their ass in some desolate windswept dustbowl waiting for a flash flood to put them out of their misery. |
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Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:36 am |
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Just occurred to me after reading the other Lad to Chad thread - there's something else that could be done, this one for the literary folk; The Canterbury Tales redone as The Abeche Tales.
Doing it in Middle English might be tricky though... |
How 'bout doing it in Igbo? |
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"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:56 am |
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Igbo might just make as much sense to modern English-speakers.
(I memorized that CT prelude in Middle English back in high school - 40 years ago - and that sucker still surfaces in my head from time to time.) |
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yabba dabba
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 May 2008
Posts: 2
Location: north of redneck riviera
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:53 am |
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Noob here....... this thread is incredible. Thanks for the hours of entertainment you guys have provided.
Jojobean, do I detect a slight southern drawl ? |
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sunshine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2008
Posts: 2804
Location: Anywhere a lad needs setting on fire
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:51 am |
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From the recently discovered Abeche Tales Prelude....
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Thanne longen Twattes to goon on pilgrimages,
And bayteres send them for to seken strange strondes,
To ferne pyramiddes knowthe in lande of Chadde,
And specially from Nigerias ende,
Of Chadde, to Abeche they wende,
The hooly bisful Dover for to seke,
That hem hath holpen, when legge that were seeke.
Bifil that in the seson, on a day
In Interwebbe, at 419eatre I lay,
Redy to wenden Stynkie on yr pilgrymage,
To Abeche, with ful devout corage,
At nyght was come into that Motore Parke,
Well nyne and twenty in a compaignye,
Of sondry Twattes, by baytinge yfalle,
In Felaweshipe, and bayted were they alle,
THat toward Abeche wolden ryde |
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so dont push my spirit to do a bad fasting for your head if not you will confam your self as a died person okay - Pastor Divine
OBOSH WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. YOU WILL NEVER SEE GOOD THING IN LIFE. OGUN WILL KILL YOU BASTARD SUN OF OBOSH. - Dr Oilyseagoon
AN ALIEN YOU ARE FROM THE PIT OF HELL - Abraham
I have explain this whole process to you so many times over and over again. - Spencer
Praveen - Hanuman Junction - Hyderabad x2
Bola - Accra - Cotonou Alex - Accra - Abidjan Austin - Accra - Abidjan
George - Accra - Cotonou - Lome - Niamtougou Toks London - Milford Haven
x170   Engineer Cooke vs. Temeraire  x8 |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:20 am |
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Only just discovered these movies. Here's my effort:
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/index.php?module=see&lang=uk&code=f644a07a1199a2eda536b290f21cbfdd |
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"You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3  x 2  x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:57 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:08 am |
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Sunshine: outstanding! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:21 am |
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Isn't it monotonous that lads keep traveling to Chad with their brothers? Why don't they take their 'sisters'?
Watch a TWAT missionary recruiting a 'sister' for a pleasure trip to Chad.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qgcZAE1ULYI |
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E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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seton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Posts: 57
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:01 pm |
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@sunshine: that was fantastic! |
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"i have sent to you the Death and the deposit of the late deseases.please do not use them against me." - Barista Williams. |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:09 pm |
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Thomas, enter that in the contest, it was one of my favorites. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
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I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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Titania
Hell on wheels
Joined: 06 Jun 2008
Posts: 2442
Location: Rollin' rollin' rollin'
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:24 pm |
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Dog Dine
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1683
Location: The Material World
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:41 pm |
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@Sunshine, that is feckin hilarious!  |
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"6 chickens already killed and overnight work by 3 different people is all that is needed to get u bedridden for 6 months." - Chopped check lad
"GOD WILL POLISH YOU." - W4TER WE4LTH, the lad who can't spell his own funny name |
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