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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:58 pm

I finally got my vaccination certificates.

They have been inoculated against "Rhino"... guess that's useful in Africa. And I wonder if I should ask him if he has any Totoises for sale Smile

(and yes the original was that size)

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 9:31 pm

Gosh they can't Photoshop to save their life.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:43 pm

About a week and a half ago,Kelly blew out one of my baiting characters over his inabilty to provide her with the WU info she wanted.Finally got frustrated,said never to e mail her again etc,etc.I replied,telling her what poor customer relation skills she had,and never heard back.I sent her a mail yesterday,asking where the hell my parrots are,figuring I might at least get a few choice insults back.Instead

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How many parrots do you want?What type of parrots African Grays,Macaw
B&G,Cockatoo etc
Waiting to read from you

Fantastic-she is almost rebaiting herself!Guess she is having trouble keeping track of all the customers these days.Wonder if she is noticing her cash flow isn't quite keeping up?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:00 pm

Hmm, yes she has been acting strange with me as well. I thought I lost her last week when she sent me this to one of the characters I am baiting her from

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If you must be told do not email me again ok useless idiot. Have you ever gotten a dollar?

and today I get this

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how many salt water crocodiles do you want? and how soon do you want them.
What about the Zebras?

I think you are right, she cannot keep up with all the requests and is getting very confused. I wonder how many (wasted) trips she has made to WU

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 11:03 pm

She's getting ready to make another one.Just sent her a lovely bogus moneygram for the climate controlled shipping on my Monty Python.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 8:54 pm

Kelly doesn't seem to want to talk to me anymore, so I've emailed her from a new addy, looking for a trained catbingo.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:30 pm

Kelly got pissy with me last night just about the address. Shocked

I guess Kelly isn't getting paid much now... Twisted Evil

I hope that this bad streak will continue for a looong time. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:53 pm

Lord N0rris has run up quite a bill, what with the baby tigers, the rhino and 2 Hippogriffs (plus postage and packing). Well I tried to pay her...

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N0RRIS,
THE WESTERN UNION AGENT IN YOUR LOCATION MADE A MISTAKE AND SEND
THE MONEY TO ANOTHER COUNTRY INSTEAD OF CAMEROON.
SO YOU WILL HAVE TO CALL THE WESTERN UNION STORE WHERE YOUR
DRIVER MADE THE PAYMENT FOR THE CORRECTIONS FOR IT WILL ONLY TAKE YOU
10 MINUTES TO DO THAT.AS SOON AS THAT IS DONE,YOU WILL HAVE TO EMAIL
ME ASAP FOR I HAVE ALREADY PREPARED THE ANIMALS FOR THE FLIGHT AND IT
NOW LEFT FOR US TO PAY FOR THE FLIGHT TICKET.
WAITING

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PLEASE I AM WAITING TO READ FROM YOU RIGHT AWAY FOR I AM OFF WORK NOW

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 12:35 am

I`m a n00b here thought I`d join in just sent this

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Hi
I was looking at your ad on creatures and critters,I was wondering do have any Jabberwockys?
I know they are very hard to find these days,but my daughters friend has one and now she is asking for one for her birthday
Please could you let me know,and give me more details.
Thankyou

Mr Don Kidick

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:57 am

Have had reply...oh great they`ve got A Jabberwocky Very Happy

.My daughter will be over the moon !

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Reply

YES I DO,
I WILL LIKE TO KNOW HOW SOON YOU WANT IT.IT WILL ONLY COST YOU $800
SO GET BACK FOR MORE DETAILS.

So I write back very pleased asking some more questions.

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Hi
Brilliant!
What is the sex of the Jabberwocky is it male or female? Do you have more than one?
As I may purchase a pair.I would really need them to be here for my daughters birthday,
which is 31st July.
The $800 you quoted does that inlude the shipping of the Jabberwocky?
Thankyou

Mr Don Kidick

Wonder if she/he will get back to me,I`m so excited my daughters getting a Jabberwocky Laughing

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:24 pm

CITES forms scare him / her / it off.. seems a lot of things that don't involve sending a payment aren't kosher in this eejits book.. Job well done so far I guess.

Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 9:10 pm

Ive not had a reply to my earlier email yet Sad

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:07 am

After all this, she won't talk to me any more since I politely called her incompetent. She was letting a zebra play with her children unsupervised while she was on her comp talking to me. I told her that if she took care of her children that way, how would she take care of her animals.

I'll wait a few days and tell her that I still need the animals. Love to see this continue.

Master Baiter Joined: 07 Sep 2004 Posts: 209

At the risk of posting twice. following a dolla chop and my baiting account being suspended I have problems:

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URGENT: DR N******* S****** MISSING. $50 000 REWARD FOR INFORMATION.

Hi,

My name is John Hammond. I am owner and CEO of MesoFauna Inc, Gwangi Valley, California, USA.

I am sending you this email as it appears you have recently been in contact with my employee and personal friend DR N****** S*****.

wwDr S***** has disappeared while on a business trip to Lagos, Nigeria. The last contact we had with him was a call made from his cellphone on 7/1/2008 at 06.48 PST. At that time he was at Lagos Murtala Muhammed International Airport (LOS) expecting to meet colleagues of Herr Konrad Mueller (a dealer in exotic animals) who were to accompany him to his hotel. Since then we have been unable to contact him either by phone or email. Dr S***** had arranged to stay for three nights at the Sheraton Lagos Hotel and Towers, 30 Mobolaji Bank, Anthony Way, Lagos. We have contacted the hotel who confirm they have no record of him ever arriving and booking in, neither is Herr Mueller responding to calls or emails.

Naturally Dr S*****'s family, his colleagues and I are extremely concerned about this. We are in contact with the Nigeria Police Force (NPF) who believe Dr S***** may be the victim of a kidnapping as at the time of his disappearance he was carrying a large sum of money in US dollars. However, to date neither this company nor Dr S*****s family have received a ransom demand.

Parallel to the Police inquiries I have decided to contact everyone I can find who has recently had contact with Dr S***** and offer a $50 000 reward for information leading to his safe return to the USA. This offer is made by me personally and has no connection to the official NPF investigation. Dr S***** has been my valued colleague and personal friend for many years and I hope to see him safely back in the USA again very soon.

Please email me at ************@gmail.com or call me on (K7) at any time if you can help in any way.

Yours,
John Hammond.
CEO MesoFauna Inc

I hope I can get this bait back on line, I've invested a lot of time in it and I really want those dino's

Grrrrr Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:31 am

Sorry, I haven't had time to look through the whole thing, but is Kelly the same lad as Jude?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:55 am

She just IM'd me...I guess this sin't over yet!! Very Happy

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:56 am

So she is mad at me and is charging me a fee per animal. (or a free as she calls them) Initially I was paying her 8K$ for 6 basilisks but now she has levied a 7$ fee per animal...seven dollars!!

Sigh, now I have to send her 8042 Dollars, I hope WU will accept my payments

Is anybody baiting her as Or is she just adding a new character?

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 3:45 am

@Thomas: best that I have been able to tell Jude and Kelly are separate identities as one character of mine <Harvey> was contacted by Jude in mid bait with Kelly, and I am still continuing both baits without suspicions. Also, I 'tested' Jude by giving him Kelly's number, his only suspicion was that was a Cameroon number. I would think Kelly would have recognized his/her own number. Wink

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 10:30 am

I was promised an invoice for my purchase of one male Triceratops. However I haven't received anything in a week. Sad

Posted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 11:15 am

It got back to me! Apparently I have already received the CITES forms and should not delay the payment and "ruin my integrity".

Not quite a Newb Joined: 26 Apr 2008 Posts: 24

Hadnt heard from her since june 16. She tried to chat with me yesterday, we are up and running again

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 2

noones asked for a yet?

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:09 am

**please please please respond to this Kelly!***

Just sent this to Kelly, hopefully she wil do what is asked for my corporation to release the money to her.

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Specifically they require two items. An itemized invoice that lists the prices for all six (6) basilisks, the incurred late fee that we spoke of the other evening, and all possible shipping, processing, and handling charges. The second item that they require is proof of vaccination form (The form most commonly used by reptile vendors worldwide is the Herpetological Encephalopathic Reptillian Post-vaccination Empirical Sheet or H.E.R.P.E.S. form)

I'm in the process of making a form, I'll post it when it's all set.

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

i have her on chat right now out of the blue

Baiting Guru Joined: 29 Jan 2008 Posts: 2531 Location: AU

kelly live

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kelly: HELLO
ARE YOU THERE?
me: yes
oh you are the one who ignores her customers
kelly: NOT LIKE THAT OK?
me: what is it like then.
kelly: I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU RIGHT AWAY IF YOU DO NOT MINE
me: how are you to do that then
kelly: ALL YOU WILL HAVE TO DO NOW IS JUST TO GIVE YOUR ORDER NOW AND MAKE AVAILABLE YOUR FULL DELIVERY INFORMATIONS AND YOU WILL HAVE THEM SHIPPED TO YOU OK?
me: well i have a large list of different animals but you could not even reply to me about 2 Zebra
kelly: I AM SORRY FOR ALL THAT PLEASE .JUST PLACE YOUR ODER NOW AND YOU WILL HAVE YOUR DREAMS
COME TRUE OK?LET ME HAVE IT RIGHT AWAY!!
me: you want me to give it to you now.
kelly: YES OF COURSE
me: Im not sure if you can handle the size of it
kelly: IT'S MY FIELD AND I AM SURE I WILL
me: do you often take big ones
kelly: YES I DO AS I SAID,I CAN HANDLE YOUR COMMAND
Sent at 1:01 PM on Wednesday
kelly: ARE YOU THERE/
me: yes
kelly: CAN I HAVE YOUR ORDER NOW?
me: yes hold your horses
1 pair of Zebra
2 pair of cockatrice
kelly: IS THAT ALL?
me: 1 pair of Nile Crocodile(must be under 6 feet
1 fire ant queen with 100 workers and 50 soldiers
3 Elephant seals. Any sex. must be under 2 years old
that is all for now
kelly: OK
kelly: I AM SORRY I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU FOR THE ANTS BUT I WILL PROVIDE YOU WITH THE REST
me: oh why cant you supply them.you told me you could before
kelly: I DO NOT HAVE THE
ANTS BUT WILL BE ABLE TO SUPPLY THE REST OK?
Sent at 1:11 PM on Wednesday
me: what are you asking for the ones you can supply
Sent at 1:12 PM on Wednesday
kelly: three elephants will cost you $15000.00each
me: I want a total price
kelly: crocodiles will be $10.000 for both
Sent at 1:14 PM on Wednesday
kelly: $25000.00
you will have to pay a deposit of $5000.00 so that i can
prepare the necessary documents to proceed.
Sent at 1:16 PM on Wednesday
kelly: are you there

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me: so it is 25,000 for the lot
Sent at 1:19 PM on Wednesday
kelly: I WILL LIKE YOU TO TRY US FOR THE FIRST TIME AND HAVE THEM FIRST
me: what? you are a first timer with one so big
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kelly: WHAT IS THAT?
me: sorry my cat pickles jumped on the keyboard
kelly: OK
SO ARE YOU WILLING TO PAY THE DEPOSIT
me: of course i am willing i need the animals for my new blue movie
kelly: I WILL ALSO NEED YOUR FULL DELIVERY INFORMATIONS TO PROCEED WITH THE PAPER WORK TO YOUR NAMES ASAP

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