Best lad rant in a long time

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:57 pm

@the man: i know that, I said it to him... Lotto lads being an incestuous community i wondered if it had spread.

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

I just sent this lad an e-mail from one of my baiting account claiming to "have paid the fees" complete with a payment slip attachment. I'm sure he will appreciate the "man-goat" love pic. Very Happy

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:57 pm

I love it when they blow their stacks. Cant' you just see him ranting and raving over the keyboard...burning up time and energy he could be using to do something less meaningful!

It's such a feeling of satisfaction to know that you've gotten to them that deeply! Great job! Thumbs up

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:58 pm

They don't get any better than that!! Laughing

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

Thanks all. I can only imagine the scene in the cafe. He must have wasted some valuable time scripting that rant. Plus he gave me a great new insult script (with a few minor revisions). I just sent it to 500 lads. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:53 pm

Superb, Dev. Very Happy

And glad to see you're sharing it around. Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:03 am

Quote:

YOU ARE A DIRT BAG

Did he know you from college or something?

Moderator Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 14513

^^^ That is very possible, I did know some UNSCRUPOLUS ELMENTS as the lads say.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Jun 2008 Posts: 33

Quote:

YOU ARE A RAMBANTIOUS,CANTERKOROUS OPRIBOUS, VIXEN FETID MENT

Ah, your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Elite Baiter Joined: 17 Sep 2004 Posts: 1269

Ni! Ni!

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:47 am

I fart in your general direction.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:43 am

WHAT is your name?

WHAT is your quest?

WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:06 am

Long time no post but my avatar feels at home here Very Happy

Edit:

And:

Great rant from the lad aswell Cool

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:56 am

Posts like these are definitely dangerous when reading 419eater at work...

I almost spitted my coffee all around. Very Happy

May I add that I work in the engineering office, the quieter of my company?
Any noise is kind of suspect.
A loud laugh wasn't the best to do.
But I did though... Laughing

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:08 am

@unmanedpilot
Is that formula for an African or a European swallow?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:20 am

must have taken him ages to type that.
way to go waste his time.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 10:44 am

^^^

I thought it must have been something he ate, or his pet goat left him for another lad or something. So it was all your doing? He must have wasted many a happy hour at the cafe spilling out all that venom. Congratulations!

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 188

Haha, wow. Probably the best lad rant I've seen in ages. Definitely frame worthy.

I sent some out Tuesday night and have yet to hear anything. Even if I do, I can only imagine that it still won't come close to that.

Excellent work.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:22 pm

I just had a vision of a lad sitting in an internet cafe, red sparks shooting from his eyes, spittle flying from his frothed lips, and keys springing from the keyboard with the force of his typing.

And a murmuring from the other denizens of the cafe, "Did someone chop his dolla?"

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