Wickeder Eviler Safari - Lad home "F*CKING YOU"

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Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:43 pm

I really hope he doesn't just leave. That line about him not getting contact within the hour worries and pisses me off. But then, he probably has almost no money. So I don't think he's going anywhere, I hope. Confused

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:55 pm

To keep him there longer, tell him that you have sent someone to pick him up.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:03 pm

WU Secure just sent to Abeche.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:10 pm

No bath since Sunday? What´s his nick then? Stinky Two?
Glad that money is on the way. Even artists must eat (and bathe) Laughing

Edit. grammar error...I needed the bathe and not the bath...

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:15 pm

You guys are just too good LOL!!!! How many more lads can we get to Chad Laughing

They could have themselves quite the family reunion.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 12 Jun 2007 Posts: 95

Yeah calm the lad down already and send him a WU receipt or something! :D Last thing anyone needs is him calling home for help so early in his adventure. Throw him a bone...

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:17 pm

Music to my ears, Reap, music to my ears. Chad's becoming a black hole for scammers.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:24 pm

Chad is where it's at! It's the new Lagos.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:31 pm

Quote:

Sir, am getting tired,plese respond to my mail;we have not been able to eat since yesterday no more money,i have spent all in the cafe trying to reach you,i never believed this agency will make me suffer,

He has a lot to learn about a safari into Chad. There are two veterans in Abeche who can explain the facts of life to him.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:34 pm

I have sent him all the emails about the WU secure for him, and the person who's travelling to try and pick him up. The only thing I'm worried about is that he doesn't get those emails, and claws his way home like the other lad. Sad

Edit: RS just told me she rang the bike boys number and he said:

"Nigeria, Nigeria,Nigeria. Two men went to Nigeria. No English. " and "hello" 20 or so times.

Crying or Very sad

These bloody motherfEcking lads are going to get the almightiness of slaps when they check their emails. Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:56 pm

Stinky Too wrote

Quote:

the transport to abeche will cost 15 thousand
cefas,Am presently left with 2 thousands cefas.

What the hay. Stinky claimed it was $3000 USD to travel to the resort town of Abeche. Rolling Eyes

Someone simply isn't telling the whole truth here!
Hmmmmmmm - which lad can't be counted on to be honest and truthful?

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:12 pm

You know, this guy really has no right to complain about anything. He hasn't eaten in a day? Stinky and the Leg have not had a decent meal for over 3 months now. Your lad should count his blessings.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:25 pm

Guys, 75 years from now, some learned professor of anthropology is going to write a paper on how the Nigerian exile community in Abeche came into exist. It will be turned down for publication in scholarly journals because no one will believe him.

Great baiting folks!!

Bruin

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:40 pm

no shower? i thought it was raining a lot there?
hell, after a week i'd be standing butt-naked in the street in the rain with a bottle of suave.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:07 pm

This is the second group of weary travellers that have turned back from Ndjeama when they were on the verge of heading to the Abeche Resort. Could it be that some uncaring scoundrel either in the WU office or the bus station is tipping them off? Mad

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:13 pm

It's the third group... Kryall had one and Reaper has had two.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 18

I wouldn't be surprised if they are getting to N'Djamena, enquiring about Abeche, and being told in no uncertain terms that they must be mad to even consider going into a war zone.

Perhaps a new staging post is needed, as it seems easy to get back out of N'Djamena once they get there.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:12 pm

FrumpyBB wrote:

No bath since Sunday? What´s his nick then? Stinky Two?

Since he's been sent by Rincewind, maybe something on a Discworld theme.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:53 pm

How bout Foul Ole Ron?
On the other hand.. would take more than a few days to reach Foul Ole Ron status.. perhaps just Gaspode? no hang on... Gaspode's too intelligent to go on a safari like that.. hmm.. Nobby Nobbs!

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 8:03 pm

Haha nobby nobbs...

To bad it sounds like them turning back. I can just imagine what it's like in internet cafe's all over west africa.

Scammer 1: did you hear?

scammer 2: no? what is it?

scammer 1: another one went missing into Chad.

Scammer 2: What? Another one? That's three just since yesterday.

Scammer 3: Hey guys! I got a great church that's going to give me a million dollars! Want to come with? Some resort called Abeche!

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:26 am

Still no reply to my emails. Sad

Hopefully they're stuck somewhere in Cameroon. Or maybe they couldn't find transport back. Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

They are on a bus, on the way back to Nigeria. They simply cannot be convinced to turn around.

While my lad complains that there is no such thing as a bus between Accra and Chad and insists on a plane ticket.

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:51 am

He complained about having no money, no food and that his clothes were dirty. Boo hoo. He had the nerve to complain he was in Chad for over 24 hours. Rolling Eyes

Oh, and that he couldn't understand the langauge. He's in jos, which is half way between N'djamena and Lagos.

As soon as he gets back to Lagos or Port H, wherever this weak person lives I'll tell him to get to Abeche. That's where his money is, and it's not going to come to him. They speak English there, it's practically a resort for many Americans. Smile

Thanks for calling, RS. I owe you big. Wink

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 2:49 pm

Tolin Dorden wrote:

How bout Foul Ole Ron?
On the other hand.. would take more than a few days to reach Foul Ole Ron status.. perhaps just Gaspode? no hang on... Gaspode's too intelligent to go on a safari like that.. hmm.. Nobby Nobbs!

Brilliant!

Posted: Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:02 pm

bohigal wrote:

Chad's becoming a black hole for scammers.

lol

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