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thedevguy67
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:39 am |
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After toying with this guy for a while, my baiting character said he talked to a freind who thought this "transaction" sounded fishy and now my character is having second thoughts. This mugu was overly polite and concerned with "legalities" and "banking regulations" up until this point
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You are a big fool. You are a bastard, how dare you call me a scam. You went and told your friend that am a scammer. I will like you to come to the premises of the British Embassy and ask of me and my record. If you hear from any person that I has stolen or duped anybody report me to the highest police in the Country. Somebody asked you to contact me to collect a parcel left in my possession, you did not do so instead you tell him that I am a scammer. You are nothing but a fool, betrayal, an as-hole and nothing but a son of a bitch. If I should locate you I must take a legal action against you for assassination of character.
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Ima Baeder
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:43 am |
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You are nothing but a fool, betrayal, an as-hole and nothing but a son of a bitch. |
Very nice. |
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:47 am |
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You should definitely ask him how he intends to go about his legal action and what a "Bare-ass-ter" is? |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:51 am |
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These lawyers are easily upset. Mine (or rather the bank he's working with) just sent me two invoices, in sterling and yen (I'd wondered why a British bank was demanding a fee in dollars)
I had also asked him why he had difficulty distinguishing "charges" and "tax", on the basis of various inanities he wrote to me earlier. His explanation:
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Charges is an amount of an item you asked to pay and Tax charge is money that must be paid in a given transaction for the service. |
All clear now?
Anyway, I sent a letter to the bank, cc the barrister:
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You really are a moron, aren’t you? Look at the amount payable in yen in figures. Now look at the amount in words.
Do the same for the invoice in pounds.
Since when does 20,010.65 = “fourty thousand”?
You are so stupid, I bet someone has to show you where to wipe when you have been to the toilet.
And you tell me you are the manager of a bank? You know something, goatbrain? I don't believe you. I look forward to seeing you behind bars for impersonation, you idiotic attempt at a fraudster. I bet your genitalia are as small as your brain. I don't think I'll pay this fictional "COT" after all.
May goats penetrate you every night. |
The barrister responded to this, and to other miscellaneous slaps reflecting on his ability to add 350 + 40 + 29:
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I have nothing to say about this . |
I await the bank's answer... |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:46 am |
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This is great. Thanks Devguy! I always like to see lawyers getting flustered. Even better is when it happens to a fake lawyer!
So what are you going to do now... ask the highest police to look into it, or just pop over to the embassy and look at his record? Whatever your decision, I hope it involves more character assassination! |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
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Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:38 am |
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^^^ ^^^
Its even more fun when the Barrister and Cancer vic (or your Lad partner on the deal) are the same Lad.
Slap the barrister for no reason just after agreeing to send the fees via WU.
Fake barristers usually get very indignant when slapped. Forward the barristers indignant reply back to the cancer vic (or your Lad partner) with all kinds of profanities and complaints about the barristers work habits, sexual preferences and ineptness.
Refuse to work with the barrister and demand that your cancer vic (lad partner) fire the barrister immediately.
Yesterday I did all of the above and the barrister got so flustered that he responded from the cancer vics mail account by mistake.
When I questioned the email account he was using, he was just visiting her in her hospital room (she is in a coma). He has access to her laptop, internet connection and email account while she is in the coma.
I responded that I will wait for the poor cancer vic to awake from the coma and demand that the barrister be replaced as soon as she wakes up. I am now withholding payment details and I told him I would delete all mails from him without reading them.
I'm giving 999 to 1 odds that the cancer vic comes out of the coma today... |
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Dr. Ivor Bollockov
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:42 am |
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@ thomas-the-tank
all good fun but don't educate the lads too much. |
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thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
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Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:50 am |
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^^^
Agreed - I thought this was so gross that even the dumbest victim would spot it, so I could safely point this out and slap him for it.
He gets the name of his bank consistently wrong, though, so I am de-educating him to quote it even more incorrectly. You will also note that I am being asked to pay , after my insistence that VAT was the wrong taxation modality to be applied to this transaction. |
_________________ "You body parts will picked on the scene of a fatal accident that you will be involved in seven days time"
"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
<= don't ask about the goat! |
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haywood_jablowmi
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Jan 2006
Posts: 591
Location: demoralise the lads, over and over, they will give up just crush the hope they have of getting cash!
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:34 am |
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"contact the highest police in the country"
he must mean the police helicopter? |
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SLAG LIKE YOU ARE NOT A MAN OF GOD GO TO HEIL I WILL NOT PRAY FOR YOU THAT AND MAY GOD BLESS YOU IS THAT WITH YOU. |
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thedevguy67
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:22 pm |
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@Obi -- I think I will apologize and tell him I had a bad day. Just the stress of trying to help a dying widow. Then, I will start to royally screw with him when he buys my excuse My "friend" may write from another account giving him a hard time while my main character pleads for the barristers help. Of course, this lad is going to get "chopped" by Barrister Usman Bello down the line. |
_________________ GO F*CK YOUR MAMA AND STUCK HER MENSURATION PAD IN YOUR MOUTH - Hughes Hughes
MY CAT WILL IMPREGNANT ALL YOUR DAUGHTERS - Waheed Haashir
My dog has jst finish f*cking ur mother and ur father is in my toilet eating my shit - Roberts Goodwin
I have a sex dull that will f*ck you till dead - Stanley Lee
You are dirty and castrated Goat - CC Jones
Go f*ck yourself because I know your mum is sucking Satan's penis - Peggy Paiser
You must be high on your mother's frozen menstruation! - Victor Evans
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:12 am |
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^^^ Who? Sorry.... I don't know anyone by that name. And neither do you.
Having a bad day is understandable, but do you really have to apolo... apolog... ap... damn I can't even say it! Maybe it's just my outa-control ego, but I'd rather shave my Netherlands with a table-saw than suck up to a lad's barrister. But I'm admittedly weird that way, so don't let me tell you how to bait. (shaking off the shudders) I'm sure you've got a handle on your lad.
@haywood: No no, not that kind of highest police. I think he's claiming to know some badge-carrying Rastafarians! |
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Vir
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 121
Location: in ur base killing ur mans
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:56 am |
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haywood_jablowmi wrote: |
"contact the highest police in the country"
he must mean the police helicopter? |
Or the Nigerian branch of the Rastafarians. |
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ezilja.fallut
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Joined: 28 May 2008
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:50 am |
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I *dare* you to say HIS name obi. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:40 am |
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^^^ Hell no. It's unwise to try and upset some people! Start flinging names around the forums, next thing you know the mods come in and delete the thread. Nothing to see here. Move along. |
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SlapHappy
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 1:00 pm |
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I don't know what's worse for barristers, character assasination or not getting paid. |
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