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Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

The Paul Simon one needs slightly new words.

It starts Nooo-ooo! Nooo-ooo! ....

Jessica Simpson

"These Mugus are made for waiting, and wait is what they'll do. One of these days these mugus'll wait out-side for you"

Them mugu's made for suffrin, and suffrin's all they know, One of these days the mugu'll wail a long long noooooooo!"

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 3:52 pm

I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread. Especially I'm looking forward to pics of the meetup with Team Stinky in Abeche.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:19 pm

^^^^^^^^^^
thats what i was thinking, they apparently have a camera available. Adamu's pics looked like he went into the attic for them.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jun 2008 Posts: 7

I love his answer for question 5 on the OTNMA:

5. Do you believe that women should be allowed to enjoy being in the TWAT?

Answer: Yes, for harmonious swinging and fulfilment of the vision and creation of TWAT.

classic Dancing Banana

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:46 pm

The answers on that form just screamed baiter to me. I couldn't believe that came from a lad.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:52 pm

I have just found this website, and lotta said it's probably not fake.

http://warisboring.com/?p=1197

LOL_sign

Edit: I'm stupid this is already spoken of (off handed) here.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:02 pm

@jojo: yep, me too. Adamu was very eager, but you could believe he was a rare gem. now 3 mos later heres another one? seems to good to be true.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:03 pm

THIS isn't already posted though.

Same guy, different article.

http://warisboring.com/?p=1216

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:04 pm

I think these new developments are going to change a lot of the dynamics of this epic safari.
Firstly - do you plan to call Stinky and let him know that help is on the way?
What about Dover - should Stinky be made aware that Dover has left the area because it was just too uncomfortable for him?

I'm trying to imagine the hope welling up inside Stinky when he first lays eyes on his new found "Brothers in Stink".
Then - the realization will have to come over him that they have all been had.
That will have to be the final burn for this bait but then - what do they do??

First off Stinky and his new friends will have to put aside any differences that they may have.
From Stinky's point of view the "Miracle on Hospital Road" will bring new hope but they will also put increased pressure on the available food supplies.
The Hand will wonder why in the hell Stinky had more of his penniless friends come to join him in that hellhole and he will get choked that he now has two more T*W*A*T*S to constantly worry about. That could cause him to cut back a little on his being such a caring and generous individual.
From the "Miracle Lads" point of view they will realize that they too have been had and that in only 100 or so short days they will look and smell like Stinky & the Gimp.
But.........he will need Stinky's expertise and local knowledge on how to beg for rancid table scraps, where the best place is to sleep in the open air market and perhaps even to share their thin meager blankets.

The longer I look at this the more complex it becomes....... Razz

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 Mar 2008 Posts: 74

ezilja.fallut wrote:

Same guy, different article.

http://warisboring.com/?p=1216

The extended article he links to is very interesting:

Article in Washington Times about recent events in Abeche

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 5:42 pm

Quote:

the army perhaps spent Friday night attacking itself.

I'm waiting for the headline

Quote:

Lad army from nigeria takes over abeche

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jun 2008 Posts: 7

I would like to submit this for Adamu's new theme song:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZvU9Ex3PPDs

Artist: Clarence "Frogman" Henry
Song: Ain't Got No Home

I ain't got no home
No place to roam
I ain't got a home
No place to roam
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

I ain't got no sister
I ain't got a brother
I ain't got a father
Not even a mother
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Well, I got a voice
And I love to sing
I can sing like a bird
And I can sing like a frog
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

I ain't got a girl
I ain't got a son
I ain't got no kin
I ain't got no one
I'm a lonely frog
I ain't got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Madam, take me in
Let me be your friend
Won't you take me in
Let me be your friend
I'm a lonely boy
I ain't got a home

Woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:54 pm

bohigal wrote:

I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread.

NSFW!! NSFW!!!111!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:16 pm

I had a spare hour earlier so knoced up abit of a track using some of the vocal from this bait.

<a href='http://media.putfile.com/Not-In-Lagos-Anymore'>Click here to play 'Not-In-Lagos-Anymore'</a>

PS. excellent twist, I'm hooked again.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 25 May 2008 Posts: 40

ezilja.fallut wrote:

Quote:

the army perhaps spent Friday night attacking itself.

I'm waiting for the headline

Quote:

Lad army from nigeria takes over abeche

Quote:

Col. Fleuret said there were two popular explanations for the gunfire. It was either celebratory "happy shooting" or a massive friendly-fire incident.

Does it get any better then this.... I mean seriously.....just how f'd up is it over there!!!!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:31 pm

john_johnson wrote:

I had a spare hour earlier so knoced up abit of a track using some of the vocal from this bait.

Hahahahahah! That's what I want to see! I'd love to see more. With more "NOOOOOO"s as the hook. That was awesome!

Good to see you back.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:53 pm

Nailgunner wrote:

bohigal wrote:

I hope these new converts thought to bring their digital camera to document how wide the TWAT has spread.

NSFW!! NSFW!!!111!

Very true Nailgunner (just a little late)....this post needs a 'keyboard alert' or something...I cleaned up the coffee off the monitor & keyboard once I stopped laughing. Too funny.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:56 pm

Outstanding track JJ, could this be the theme music for the movie version of this safari? Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 7:58 pm

@ JJ - That was SO funny. I love what you did, but more would be excellent. Going to listen again right now. Glad you're following the bait again.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:17 pm

I just got a voicemail from Andrew. He said they're trying to find someplace to send us an e-mail right now. They just got to Nigeria. He called from a =234 number. I'm about to call him back in maybe 15 minutes. At this point, it looks like all systems are go.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:20 pm

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:30 pm

Love that track. I would love to make it a ringtone.

Maybe you could get some more Adamu vocals and make a full length song out of it. I can see it now "Streded" with guest star Adamu on the Top 40 5 weeks in a row. Laughing

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:31 pm

JJ-

How did you download the files from putfile?

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:40 pm

I'm in my studio right now, It is just how I route my mixing desk, I can record what is playing. I'll have to work on some more shit, I've got tonnes of funny little one liners from Adamu & 'The Hand'

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:42 pm

I'm looking forward to it.

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