Zombie Apocalypse

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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:15 am

Oops! My character has cause a zombie infestation on the island he lives after pouring Yakult in the drinking water..

Sadly, the situatio has now deteriorated, and the island is quarantined. Hoardes of undead are walking the streets looking for a fleshy meal, while the surviving are struggliong to find food an becoming overriden by death and disease. The government has abandoned us...but thankfully, the Western Union office is still open (What are the chances Laughing

) and my lad has given me some advice as to how to get there through the zombie masses...

Quote:

Dear Peter Andre,

I got ur mail and i suppose by now, there must be a kind of serriousness, it is not by force that you will help me and i did not compel you to help me against ur wish but since you have devoted your time and effort to help me, then i will suggest you track or drive down to any western union.
Take weapons that you will need. Fire will be good at fighting of the zombie. You have no need to worry once I have the money I will be able to send help to your town. Send the fee to then lawyer to achieve the documentary proof needed to get us the fund release, i wait for your reply and i belive you will follow the lawyer instruction.

Edna

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:02 pm

Wow..... what a gullable lad you have there...

So many possibilities here... You get to WU and zombies have taken over Shocked

it is far too dangerous to enter or you might become one yourself??? Confused

If you do become one... how will she react dealing with a true (rich) zombie?

Would she continue with this complicated but risky free transaction? Cool

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:35 pm

Awesome! I love Zombie baits. I had a rather fun and successful one a while back. Its published on the site, check it out!

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:41 pm

say youve been arrested for associating with zombies and ask for the scammer to send you a photo of himself in a tribal zombie cleansing ceremony

Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:47 pm

Probiotic zombies?

Hmmm...... Danone.

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 Mar 2006 Posts: 7103 Location: Yes

He'll know it's too late for you when you ask to be paid in BRAINS!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

You could always say that you've barricaded yourself in the Western Union office, but the zombies ate the WU employees and you just can't figure out how to run the damn computer to transfer the money.

And the zombies are at the door, trying to get in .......

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

The number you need is 12345678aaaaaaaargh?

They'll say anything to get the cash.
Promising to send help?

Guest

Send the scammer photos?

If you blur this one it might be realistic looking:
[img]http://www.geocities.com/spookyland/zombee.bmp[/img]