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Vir
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 121
Location: in ur base killing ur mans
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:52 am |
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Oh dear! It seems Anita, my friend from Clifton New Jersey is in trouble! She has had to travel to Nigeria because of an assignment from her school, the prestigious Clifton School of Engineering. Unfortunately, she doesn't like Africa and wants to come back, but all of her money is in the form of checks, which she cannot cash in Nigeria. You can probably see where this is going.
Anyway, she sent my alter-ego Harry B0ner the details of where to send the Western Union money transfer, along with a love poem:
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I'm sending a gift of bedtime feelings,
for a goodnight sleep!!!!!!!!!!!
I cover your body with kisses,
lightly tickling you with a large feather,
into submission,
massaging your skin, with erotic lotions.
Touching you deeply, paying close attention
to your errogeneous zones,
along your inner thighs,
around your nipples,
your beautiful ass,
your sweet tasting pussy,
Blowing my warm breath,
licking back the folds of your labias,
gently squeezing your clitoris
between my fingertips,
slowly, then a slight more pressure,
back and forth,
you begin to squirm,
you are breathing harder....
you moan in absolute ecstasy.
We love with hot hot passion
into the early morning.
orbiting the moon and back again.
our bedroom sparkles with laughter and delight!
sweet dreams,
love you, |
Yikes! I wonder if "she" realizes that Harry has neither a pussy, nor a clitoris, nor "labias"? I wanted to tell her that I am sorry, but that if she was a lesbian, things between us would probably not work out. Of course, this would educate "her", so I instead told her than any man would find that sexy. 
Added "NSFW" to subject --luckey |
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notobescammed
Radio Man
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 878
Location: Behind the Microphone...
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 12:13 pm |
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Outstanding!
It's ashame you can't fit an entire poem into your siggy line.... Quality read!
I'm not sure it would make great poetry though... maybe more like a song for Kelis? |
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Patri0t
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 197
Location: All the doo da day
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:55 pm |
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Would it be wrong for me to recite this to my wife?  |
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h.buttox
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Apr 2008
Posts: 196
Location: Tejas
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Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:58 pm |
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oh I will definitely cut and copy and send it to my vlads! Great for a first time response to their scripts!
Thanks! |
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Newdonym
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Jan 2008
Posts: 1043
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:27 am |
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orbiting the moon and back again.
our bedroom sparkles with laughter and delight! |
Damn, seems like it would be a night to remember.
I'd slap the be'jesus out of him. That's not a poem, it doesn't rhyme. |
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Patri0t
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 197
Location: All the doo da day
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:34 am |
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You should accuse him of plagiarism even if its not or that sex isn't satisfying for you. Or a weird fetish. |
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Vir
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 121
Location: in ur base killing ur mans
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:28 am |
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I have to say, this one really made my day. 
She later sent me another letter which made no sense either, but this one was taken off the internet. I called her on it, and linked her to the page. I figured she would be less likely to pull love letters off the internet and this would force her to write more of her own poetry. 
Now I'm trying to make her prove that she is being honest with me. I wonder if I'll get a picture of her with a sign saying "I love Harry Boner"? |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:37 am |
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Put an 'a' between love and Harry and have her send you a picture that says that.  |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 4:31 am |
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oh I will definitely cut and copy and send it to my vlads! Great for a first time response to their scripts!
Thanks! |
Already done so to one of mine hope this gets him away from the script.. |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:45 am |
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| Would it be wrong for me to recite this to my wife? |
YES..!!
Try it out on your neighbour's wife first.... |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:04 am |
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| Put an 'a' between Harry and Boner and have her send you a picture that says that. |
I am sure one of the regular romancers would love that |
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Vir
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 121
Location: in ur base killing ur mans
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:07 pm |
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| Put an 'a' between Harry and Boner and have her send you a picture that says that. |
Hmm, I'm not sure I get that. "I love Harry a Boner"?
So far this has been the closest thing to a trophy I have, and my friends have all gotten to see it. |
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Murry Guru
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 5561
Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:23 pm |
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One of our regular romance baiters has a user name "Harrya", I would think that is what she was refering to.
Harrya Boner, probably best I dont think about that any more, but none the less, I am sure he would love for you to get a trophy with that written on it.
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 6:29 pm |
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| Put an 'a' between love and Harry and have her send you a picture that says that. |
@Murry & Vir - my mistake - corrected in original post. It should be "I love a Harry Boner." |
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Dougie
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 04 Jun 2008
Posts: 82
Location: Australia
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Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:54 pm |
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hahahahaha!! OMG! (tears streaming down face!) |
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