So your lad speaks in all capitals?

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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:11 pm

Lately, I hate reading ALL CAPITALS LIKE THIS, so I thought I might make up something that doesn't allow my computer to read it, forcing him to retype everything without using a single capital...

Anyone is welcome to use this, and believe me, they fall for it..

THIS is the message I get:

Quote:

ATTENTION X
SIR
PLEASE FRIDAY IS TOO LONG FOR ME TO HAVE THIS PAYMENT TRANSFER AS TO YOU BECAUSE OF CLOSING STATED DATE FOR THE PAYMENT ,PLEASE TO AVOID DELAY. WHY CAN YOU .MADE THIS PAYMENT BY WEDNESDAY THIS WEEK .
REGARDS
DR X

Then I copy and paste his message thru http://www.retards.org/projects/rot13/

and I get:

Quote:

NGGRAGVBA ZE WRSS
FVE
CYRNFR SEVQNL VF GBB YBAT SBE ZR GB UNIR GUVF CNLZRAG GENAFSRE NF GB LBH ORPNHFR BS PYBFVAT FGNGRQ QNGR SBE GUR CNLZRAG ,CYRNFR GB NIBVQ QRYNL. JUL PNA LBH .ZNQR GUVF CNLZRAG OL JRQARFQNL GUVF JRRX .
ERTNEQF
QE JVYYVNZ FBYBZBA

Basically it's just an encrypted message.. but it works wonders for slowing down the process of getting anything, especially when 3-4 emails can be dedicated to the capital letters..

This is what I said in my latest email to my lad

Quote:

Once again, I have no idea what you just said, please retype it without capitals. This is what I saw.

NGGRAGVBA ZE WRSS
FVE
CYRNFR SEVQNL VF GBB YBAT SBE ZR GB UNIR GUVF CNLZRAG GENAFSRE NF GB LBH ORPNHFR BS PYBFVAT FGNGRQ QNGR SBE GUR CNLZRAG ,CYRNFR GB NIBVQ QRYNL. JUL PNA LBH .ZNQR GUVF CNLZRAG OL JRQARFQNL GUVF JRRX .
ERTNEQF
QE JVYYVNZ FBYBZBA
- Show quoted text -

ENJOY!

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:57 pm

Same lad, still not very bright, this is 3 emails later....

Quote:

ATTN X

THEN SEND THAT THROUGH MONEY GRAM OR TRAVEL-EX

TO AVOID HAVING DELAY OVER THIS PAYMENT ,

PLEASE YOU DON'T KNOWS WHAT AM PHASING HERE IN OUR PAYMENT UNIT

.JUST TO MAKE SURE THE PAYMENT REACH YOUR HAND ON TIME

REGRADES

DR X

My response:

Quote:

Once again, please stop using capital letters because my computer does not allow me to see them, this is what I saw..

NGGA ZE WRSS

GURA FRAQ GUNG GUEBHTU ZBARL TENZ BE GENIRY-RK

GB NIBVQ UNIVAT QRYNL BIRE GUVF CNLZRAG ,

CYRNFR LBH QBA'G XABJF JUNG NZ CUNFVAT URER VA BHE CNLZRAG HAVG

.WHFG GB ZNXR FHER GUR CNLZRAG ERNPU LBHE UNAQ BA GVZR

ERTENQRF

QE JVYYVNZ FBYBZBA

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 1:58 pm

mention that you havent got the money

that might get his attention

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:01 pm

Yea, and then loose me the lad :/

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:11 pm

That is a neat trick actually. I always let them write a long email before I drop in I am Caplexic and therefore cannot read what they sent. They will need to retype it. It is diseducation and annoying.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:36 pm

I just tried it out, we'll see what happens Smile

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18313

I personally never complain about writing in all caps, it's one of the things that helps identify scam emails for some people.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:03 pm

Poison their english at every opportunity. Capitals is good. it shows they are lazy and unintelligent and don't work for a bank at all.

Ask them what they meant by "dealy over this payment". Surely they meant "delay about this payment"? that's how it's said in England.

And always let them think that British banks work in Dollars, or if you're in the states, that "proper" transactions are handled in gold bars or Euros.

... Or any such nonsense you can think up Smile

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:12 pm

One of the lads sent me an e-mail he had that was in lowercase but from a different address. I could see the CC though and he is an idiot

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 4:19 pm

^^ Some are born idiots, some become idiots, and some have idiocy thrust upon 'em. With our help, of course

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:16 pm

I told him that it I couldn't understand him, pasted him the text this is what he told me haha Laughing

Quote:

Many thanks for your reply. Be informed that I can not understand what you wrote in your language, please try to write in english.

thanks

M. Mbeku

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