Martha Stewart Avenged

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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:52 pm

^^^ Don't forget to send the "Dude... you've got a dell" commercial kid with him Jay.

:yikes:

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Yeah, and if they really start getting nastry about things we'll pry Yakov Smirnoff out of his Branson theater and ship his butt over there as well.

That's right. Don't mess with us yanks.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:27 pm

Oh, we yanks will just go down the list of reality-TV stars and start shuffling them your way. If you don't want us to break out Clay Aiken, you'll back off now and apologize for allowing Amy Winehouse to infiltrate my radio.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Jayhawk
If you insist on your threats to our sovereign country with carrot top, you leave us with no alternative
But to go Medieval and parachute our reservist Bruce Forsyth impersonators to undermine the American Way

Please don’t let us go there

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:53 pm

It's too late USA - we gave you Mark Thatcher, and what did you do ?

You allowed him to reproduce. Shocked

I suppose you thought he couldn't.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:12 pm

I still have our trump card here. we will start bombing en mass with wayne newton impersonators.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:20 pm

Gomer wrote:

It's too late USA - we gave you Mark Thatcher, and what did you do

Nah - We didn't give them Mark, he was on his way to Canada (apparently via Equatorial Guinea Shocked

) and he got lost

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:22 pm

Don't make me send over the Elvis impersonators en masse!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

It appears as if we have taken off the kid gloves.

If you Brits persist in your threats we will forced to call in the big guns, and uproot the entire town of Branson Missouri and deposit it in downtown London. Bart Simpsons once said of Branson "It's like Las Vegas would be if it was run by Ned Flanders."

Soon you will overrun by old people driving on the wrong side of the road (although in your case I guess it would be the correct side of the road), and the hottest show in town will be the "Little Jimmy Osmond Christmas Special." You'll have billboards every twenty feet for the "Baldknobbers", and Yakov Smirnoff will become a national treasure. Busses upon busses will crowd the streets, filled with old people on the last leg of the cemetary tour (See Branson, then stop off at the cemetary to die).

I'm through playing around with you people.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:30 pm

And if the Osmond's dont get you... the Oakridge boys will.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Quote:

I'm through playing around with you people.

Scared of the Brit Arsenal

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:24 pm

us yanks scared? let me see... NO!

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:38 pm

Jayhawk wrote:

Soon you will overrun by old people driving on the wrong side of the road ... and the hottest show in town will be the "Little Jimmy Osmond Christmas Special." .... Busses upon busses will crowd the streets, filled with old people on the last leg of the cemetary tour ...

I'm through playing around with you people.

Pfffft. We already have Bournemouth. Try harder. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:46 pm

I'll trade you one Kobe Bryant for Boy George.....do you really want to hurt me? Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:22 pm

All right you limeys I have read your messages and the contents are well understood....

We are going to have to send you Larry the Cable Guy.

It is a 100% riskey free comedy routine.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:38 pm

But I like Larry the cable guy. Sad

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:42 pm

Look fellas, if you want to make threats you've clearly reckoned without JOE PASQUALE

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:45 pm

packman wrote:

But I like Larry the cable guy. Sad

Yes packman, we American's like him, but my GOD what would the Queen think!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

We'll counter your cable guy with Roy "Chubby " Brown

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:57 pm

The Man wrote:

Look it is only fair... you banned Martha so we could not get rid of her by making you keep her so we banned one of your unwanted. We are NOT taking Amy either.... unless you take Brittney Spears and really that would just be an even up exchange.

Can't you Brits just go back to dumping your unwanted in Australia?

(tounge firmly planted in cheek)

HaHa! We take great pride in being the descendents of Britains unwanted. Funny how roles reverse and now WE are sending THEM our unwanted.
Twisted Evil

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

If the Indigenous Australians get there land back you might be coming home Very Happy