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Hello I'm New here! Joined: 26 Jun 2008 Posts: 18

Should you ever make contact with Adamu again, I think he needs to be given more hope.

Of course, the first issue at hand will be dealing with his disappointment at the no-show of Ben Dover at the internet cafe, but doubtless these complaints will be dismissed in cursory fashion.

Adamu needs to be told about how his story of devotion to the cause of his mission, of taking the TWAT message to that troubled, war-torn region (and his possible martyrdom), has inspired so many. He needs to know that his story is being told weekly from the pulpits of TWAT churches and missions all over the globe. He needs to be told particularly how donations have trebled in the last quarter, and how this will fund establishment of further missions and missionaries in the region.

This could lay the groundwork for further safaris up "The Road to Abeche", where lads could be asked to seek out and gain inspiration (and possibly some cash) from Brother Adamu.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:38 pm

^^^...please open your T W A T to the book of Adamu 81:26..."and the lord ask unto Adamu, are you sleeping inside? Adamu sang with all the T W A T glory NOOOOOO...then sayith the lord, you shall build a bed, it shall be 1 cubit x 2 cubits lined with goat scrotum..."

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:01 pm

Three months from now...

Two TWAT missionaries arrive in Abeche. It's been a long journey. Weary and sore inside their grimy TWAT robes, they are tired, hungry and thirsty from their privations.

They reach the cyber cafe, and look around for Brother Adamu, but mention of his name produces no reaction until one surly employee points impatiently to a ragged, pitiful figure lying in the dust by the rear door.

The TWAT missionaries look at each other in puzzlement before approaching the seemingly sleeping figure.

"Brother Adamu?" asked one hesitantly.

The figure stirs, and wakens.

He is wizened, sunburned and wind-scorched, dressed in the tattered remains of a TWAT robe. His eyes are dark pits deep-sunk in his emaciated features.

"You come from TWAT?" he croaks.

"Yes, Brother. Reverend Dover sent us - you have the money for us to continue our work. $100,000 to..."

His words are drowned out by a cry of despair that draws no reaction from the cafe habitues and passers-by; they seem to have heard it all before.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 3:27 pm

There goes another keyboard! Laughing

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:28 pm

I had a image up but thought better of it.
Laughing

If you can make that story true Yastreb...

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:25 pm

Oh I have many potential members waiting in the wings. I'm sure they'll be excited to go meet their new mentor and collect the money. Perhaps when the right time comes, we can use the fake Adamu to lure them in.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 27 Jun 2008 Posts: 7

Yastreb wrote:

His words are drowned out by a cry of despair that draws no reaction from the cafe habitues and passers-by; they seem to have heard it all before.

"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I just spit long island tea all over my keyboard... thanks Evil or Very Mad

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:47 pm

Keyboards are a temporary luxury in this game Confused

Perhaps a sticky is in order; please order a waterproof kb before reading epic baits.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:48 am

Actually it was Happy Houdini who inspired my little word picture... and something else from HH tied in with something I mentioned before.

Instead of us contacting the Lad individually - let's have one of the TWAT regulars send an email containing messages of encouragement and support from TWATs all over the world. They'd be heartfelt and full of praise... and reminders of what he's missing. Say...

Quote:

"Brother, we heard a sermon from Reverend Barb Dwyer* about your marvellous devotion to TWAT in your Chad pilgrimage! What an inspiration you are! Going into the harshest and most war-torn land on the planet to spread the truth and light up the darkness - truly you will win the crown of eternal life. So it says in the Bible; blessed are those who hunger and thirst after justice, for they are the children of God.

"Your story will be the focus of a fund-raising dinner in Sydney next Wednesday - and Reverend Dwyer has estimated a minimum return of $55,000 in tickets alone, with perhaps $300,000 in donations to follow.

"We can't thank you enough. God bless you and keep you."

Imagine reading about twenty of those testimonials in the state he's in...

*Assuming female clergy... and keeping with the naming conventions so far (Ben Dover, Will U. Phy5tme...)

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:21 am

http://www.sizlopedia.com/wp-content/uploads/usb-flexible-keyboard.jpg

That should be doing good baiter business for this thread. Laughing

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:26 pm

This thread has had me enthralled for three days now. Excellent work Thumbs up

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:26 pm

So I was thinking Twisted Evil

What if Dover left the area because of some trivial annoyance such as the sound of the rain keeping Scooby awake at night. Upon learning this Phystme could become so angry with him that he could impose some hash penalty on him - such as banning him for 3 nights from the 24 hour cafeteria where Dover always enjoys his midnight snacks of double cheeseburgers and ice cold Coca Cola. Then Phystme could send in one of his best trouble shooters to take charge of this deplorable situation. My character, Brother Robert Screeme would be willing and able to travel to Abeche (almost) immediately, with a few unforseen delays of course. Phystme could assure StinkBoi that once R Screeme gets to the trouble areas the suffering always stops quickly. Embarassed

This would have Dover become annoyed with the Brothers Stink and that would justify his doing some nasty things to them to wreak revenge for his own suffering. It would also allow you to cycle a new player into the fracas.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:33 pm

I honestly cannot decide which of the following is true:

1. they are still fully convinced they will hit paydirt and are trudging on regardless despite the torment;

2. They have lost faith in the Church and simply cannot leave but are puttin gon a brave face;

3. They know its a fiddle but really won't admit to it.

either way ... hilarious stuff. Taste justice, mugu.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 08 Jun 2008 Posts: 62

Wow, amazing bait... although after that, I don't think anybody can seriously say that hacking lads is too evil for this forum.

I wonder - if one of them dies, would you feel glad about it?

I propose to end it with a curse bait. Approximately like this: Phystme opens the Book of TWAT on a random page and reads a story about some thief trying to enter TWAT (with very bad results). Worried, he assembles the Council of Elders, and one of the Elders remembers a similar story in 1950s. Then Phystme sends all this to the lads saying that if they have something heavy to repent that they hid during the conversion, now would be the time to do it (Rev 3:19 As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent).

If they confess their sins, they sadly are no longer eligible to establish the church in Nigeria (and should they ever do 419, the curse will hit them again). If they don't, then Rev. Dover might meet with increasingly supernatural obstacles even upto direct angelic intervention. After all in Acts 5, two converts were killed by God for their financial unreliability - obviously that could happen in TWAT too!

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:51 pm

haven't they had enough?

Twisted Evil

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Posts: 20

I wonder if it is possible to get them to repent and actually put this amount of effort toward something good -- maybe the idea can be planted in their minds that they've been supernaturally tested for their originally wicked intent, and now they can do some genuine major good works to cleanse their souls and turn onto the path of righteousness.

Have any lads ever been baited into doing something good for humanity?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Mar 2008 Posts: 57

^^^

Wouldn't spreading joy in the hearts of 419eaters worldwide qualify?

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:31 pm

Collider wrote:

After all in Acts 5, two converts were killed by God for their financial unreliability - obviously that could happen in TWAT too!

I think technically it was the lying about the finances that killed those two. Stinky and the Leg are still getting that strike against them, though.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 3:59 pm

Collider wrote:

I don't think anybody can seriously say that hacking lads is too evil for this forum

Watch my lips (read my keys?). Hacking lads is not condoned by this forum.

These mugus are where they are because of excellent baiting (and the application of the same psychology that the lads use to draw victims into a scam) by Prof, JoJo, Mami (unsung), Redshoes, YW and others.

On another topic (and not diminishing my above comment), I can't believe that I wrote this to JoJo on page one of this bait:

Quote:

Hmmm - I don't think you're going to have that lad long.

Once more ON7 demonstrates his skill at forecasting. Lottery numbers, anyone? (Although in my defence I was predicting more of an early demise in a hail of AK47 fire Laughing

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[Edited to extend the bold and increase the emphasis that Eater does not condone hacking]

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Jun 2008 Posts: 20

What is "hacking lads?"

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:12 pm

Hacking into their email accounts. Not condoned, discussed, or thought about on Eater.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:36 pm

Nailgunner wrote:

I honestly cannot decide which of the following is true:

1. they are still fully convinced they will hit paydirt and are trudging on regardless despite the torment;

2. They have lost faith in the Church and simply cannot leave but are puttin gon a brave face;

3. They know its a fiddle but really won't admit to it.

either way ... hilarious stuff. Taste justice, mugu.

for some reason ive been thinking of a 4th reason: they're super pissed and blind with revenge and somehow think they might still meet Rev Dover, and if they did they'd skin him alive.
i dunno why at this point they would still think they were gonna meet ANYBODY, but they's dun seem none too smart.

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:40 pm

Nailgunner wrote:

Quote:

haven't they had enough?

A bit of boring background if I may;
I served as an operational police officer for 29 years and during that time I worked in most areas of policing including working as an undercover operator and as an undercover cell-mate. I saw first hand the workings of the criminal mind and I make these observations. This is a generalization of how criminals view the world.
Any act of kindness, mercy or compassion is viewed as being an act of weakness that is to be exploited.
I often saw firsthand people proclaiming their repentance for various sins and criminal acts while planning at the same time to victimize the very people they were "conning" into believing that they had finally seen the light and were going onto the straight and narrow. They view the "Hug a Thug crowd" as being nothing more or less than suckers.
Why do you think Stinky took the Leg with him on this journey? What fate would have met Rev. Dover if he had actually showed up with a suitcase full of cash? IMO They would be sending his body parts to the church in exchange for ransom monies. We call them "Lads" and humiliate them whenever we can but don't lose sight of the fact that these are dangerous criminals.
Remember that ND just got back from victimizing someone and taking their hard earned money. If Stinky ever gets home he will be back at the internet cafe within days doing what he does worst!
Do I feel sorry for Stinky and the Leg?
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 4:55 pm

Did that last phone call help with the soundboard you created a while back?
I was wondering if there were any phrases or snippets that could be put together to make a bigger sound board. The obvious phrase apart, there must be some bits that can be used?

Adamu's soulmate Joined: 23 Nov 2007 Posts: 337

^^^^ Or 5th reason they are simply stuck there without any money to eat let alone get home, they are begging just to survive each day - well and truly up the creek without a paddle Laughing

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