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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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Dutch
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2007
Posts: 4204
Location: Dislocated
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 9:31 am |
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Good to hear they're enjoying themselves over there .. begging for food can be a rewarding distraction if you want to kill some time. Doing so in the pouring rain really adds to the experience I guess. Next time it would be nice of you to offer your condolences on his mum though .. Great call |
_________________ deadified fake websites) x 374
x11 x a couple
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hansum
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Sep 2006
Posts: 3
Location: St Albans
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:57 am |
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I've been keeping up with this bait for the last few weeks and just had to say what a fantastic story you guys have going here
How Prof manages not to burst out laughing during that last call is beyond me. To all involved, keep up the good work of T.W.A.T
Pure genious
These guys are royally screwed |
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foxhat
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 56
Location: Dark side of the moon
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 11:05 am |
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Excellent call, and he didn't sound as starved as I would have hoped.
It's just gone noon in Chad...he's in the cafe right now??? |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Posted:
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:10 pm |
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Brilliant call. |
_________________
Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:15 pm |
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"this is not vacation" I believe he is right
The reverend sounds really angry, and not amused I believe that´s the hardest part
Great call to the boys
BTW, putfile should really have a DL option (DownloadHelper does the job tho after a while) |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
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maggiemay
Adamu's soulmate
Joined: 23 Nov 2007
Posts: 337
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Posted:
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:33 pm |
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Brilliant call - so nice to hear his voice again, I hope he hasnt got too far to walk to the internet cafe for his (non)meeting with Dover |
_________________ IM SUFFERING,FRAUDSTRAED,WEAK AND DIEING SLOWLY
You can be of great assistance to helping this little wads realize their hope for tomorrow,
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Fri Jun 27, 2008 12:50 pm |
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That call... nothing short of audio art. I was laughing so hard. There were two points in that call that just completely made me hurt because I laughed so hard.
1. "This is not vacation!" He has to be sick of us saying that.
2. Question: "Are you sleeping inside?" Answer: "NOOOOOOOO!"
BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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seton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Posts: 57
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:00 pm |
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Bah, wander away for a day and so many things happen
@jojo: yes, it did seem likely that y'all were busy finding out more about ND and CZ (I guess the son was a bonus?), which is why I was wondering if I could help. It is of course so much more fun to sit back and watch the masters at work |
_________________ "i have sent to you the Death and the deposit of the late deseases.please do not use them against me." - Barista Williams. |
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Jayhawk
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jul 2006
Posts: 5727
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:04 pm |
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I hope he at least took his digital camera so the church can put some of his pictures up on their web site. How exciting, to be able to travel through all of Africa and camp out under the stars! |
_________________ x8 < slacking?
just checked the site for update now, shipment smurfs in Porto Novo. Yes!! - Stanley
i will not share my smurfs with anybody again - Stanley (again)
Yes pets are allowed as far as you will occupy the apartment alone, you can release the Kraken.
i will kill you even if it take me to go to jail i will do that because i hate you with all my life....
assisin killer to Feathers McGraw
PLEASE I BEG YOU TO LET ME KNOW THAT PIGGIES OF YOURS PLEASE... assisin killer to Feathers again
x5 Team Humphere
Long Live Silver Peak Orphanage! - Loan Lad Langwenya Andile |
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Posted:
Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:17 pm |
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BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Great job Prof! |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:59 pm |
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Hahahaha! Nice call!
"If that is the case, I am sorry.." Hahahahahahaha! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Posted:
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:27 pm |
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Well, Jojo, just tell stinky you are sending him help via Western Union.
Test Question: "Are you sleeping inside?"
Answer: "NOOOOOOOO!"
Bruin |
_________________ ------------------------------
Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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DTGR
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2008
Posts: 68
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:44 pm |
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It's nice to hear that the conditions are still "hash" there. They are "real stredded here."
"It's 3 o'clock in the morning right now. I set an alarm to call you. Do you know how inconvenient that is?"
I think this call more than any other correspondence they have made to date is the most truthful. I totally believe they really are stredded, begging for food and really are sleeping outside.
-DTGR |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:47 pm |
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I like to post this every once in a while. Just so we can REALLY understand how miserable it is sleeping outside.
http://www.qwikcast.com/cgi-bin/forecast.cgi?zip=Abeche,TD
They complained about the heat. Now they have rain. But honestly, as someone who lives in a climate where the humidity is high, I somehow doubt that the lower temperatures make up for the muggy mess after the rain. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Posted:
Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:48 pm |
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The leg still lives |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 3:02 pm |
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Man, I am listening to that call again. I cannot stop laughing.
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When Reverend Dover arrives, he will see the condition I am in. I have turned into a beggar. He will see what condition he has put me in. |
In response to being asked about sleeping inside...
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That is the worst situation. We are sleeping in the open. What will I do? I have nothing to cover ourselves because of the hash conditions and because of no money. We have been looking for any way to go to Ndjamena. |
Professor says, in the middle of all of that (after the "because of no money"), "Right." It sounds so smug. Just awful. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:00 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/ref.php?url=http://www.qwikcast.com/cgi-bin/forecast.cgi?zip=Abeche,TD |
(Celsius version : http://www.qwikcast.com/cgi-bin/forecast.cgi/27244725?zip=Abeche%2CTD&unit=c)
"T-storms" and "Heavy T-storms" allover the weekend well clothes (clothes?) dry quicker outside, don´t they?
Good luck to the happy campers! Sounds like a healthy change from the fat mugu life they used to have |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:06 pm |
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Is there a special Signature Emoticon if you get your lad struck by lightning
Now that would be a first |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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CrazyCanuck
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jul 2007
Posts: 98
Location: Canada
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:32 pm |
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I signed up for a membership as a result of following this thread. Where else can you get wholesome entertainment that is this good for the cheap price that a membership sells for. I have had and continue to have many hours of enjoyment out of this. It's cheaper than buying movie tickets! |
_________________ Let no mugu on safari go home before his time.
There is just nothing that is as delicious as lad pain!
I wish to inform you this is no way associated with Fraud, Scam or Hoax,Neither a Joke...... Dr. Jack Ryan
Because our protocol officers were in the airport yesterday but could not find him....... Mrs Carole Jerome
Immediately I receive the 10%, I will remit the fund to your account as soon as possible....Dr. Patricia Jacob |
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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:41 pm |
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Professor So And So wrote: |
Here we go y'all, I FINALLY got through to Adamu!! Enjoy the call.
http://media.putfile.com/Adamu-In-Hell
He doesn't sound THAT bad, does he? Seems a bit frustrated though. I'm hoping he goes to the cafe every day for a while. Seems like he needs the exercise.
Welcome to all of the newcomers as well. One of our favorite aspects of this bait is all of the new members that have signed up because of it. We really hope you all stick around and join in the fun. |
My computer doesn't have sound. May I have a quick summery here? |
_________________ x3
FEMALE
"This deal does not have anything to do with religion because we are talking about $10.150 million us dollars" -Bangu Mali
"YOUR DEATH IS AT HAND HENCE YOU LEARNT HOW TO DOUBLE CROSS OTHER GUYMAN KEEP IT ON AND WATCH OUT" -Don Jack
"why is it that you dont believed that the unicorn is avaialabe" -Victoria Smith
"i have seen that you are not financially capable to handle this great opportunity maturedly" -Muhammad Bla1se
Earned a pony, earned a bun, still not sure what they mean --> |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:48 pm |
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The callw as made from Phystme to Adamu.
They are still in Abeche. Things are NOT going well. They are doing everything they can to get to Ndjamena, but they have no money. They are nothing but beggars now; that's the only way they can eat. According to Phystme, Reverend Dover has been in Abeche looking for them at the internet cafe every single day. They are supposed to wait for him at the cafe today at noon. When asked how they are doing, he indignantly said that Dover can tell him all about it once he sees what he has become. Brother is very sick and they did not have money for medicine. But, because of the language and the situation there, they are unable to get medicine or even beg for it. They don't know how to beg because of the language. They have been sleeping outside in very harsh weather. They are complaining about sleeping outside and claim that is the worst situation. They don't know how to get help, because they do not speak Arabic. They have been looking for anyway to get to Ndjamena. Things are NOT well. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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HappyHoudini
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Jun 2008
Posts: 18
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:52 pm |
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Great phone call !
Towards the end, was that a toilet I heard flushing in the background ? |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:00 pm |
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I doubt it. It's hardly mains-water-and-drainage country. More likelky it was Leg hurling up his dinner of sand and rainwater.
If ever Hell could be invented on earth, they are there. Interestingly the inferno depicts Hell as a place of ice, battering winds and driving rain, in which the damned are doomed to shiver and gripe for all eternity.
I'd say we're past the halfway mark, at the very least. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:02 pm |
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He sounds so ungrateful, the son of Abeche. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Jun 27, 2008 6:05 pm |
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Hahahaha, well, things will go so much better for them when they reach Ndjamena. I forget, Abeche is further away from home, right?
Hahahah, these guys are faaaaaaaaahked. |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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