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KnottyPine
419Eater is my life
Joined: 24 Dec 2007
Posts: 459
Location: So many Soludos, so little time
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:48 am |
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You know for an absolute fact that a WU M T C N consists of 10 digits. |
_________________ x1087
you make me feel like crying
Why is it so difficult to receive money from you.I am having a hunch that you are delibrately making it difficult for me.I want you to remember all the problems you have put me through from your first bank transfer to the second one to our London account to this very western Union that you sent more than a week ago. You are putting me through all kind of stress just to receive money from you.
kindly please for God sake re-send it again in a proper way
you are making things so complicated for me...i can no longer condole all this stress you are making me pass through
Your are so honest i like the way you act.
you are playing games with me, but I still want to beleive in you because I have no much choices right now. |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:03 am |
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You snigger when finding that a hit man has emailed you , instead of being scared.
You and hubby regularly use the term 100% risky free when something appears dodgy.
Nobody in the house bats an eyelid when they find you chewing a fake W u receipt or dooking it in the sink |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:14 am |
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You sign of your emails to friends with God Bless.
You say or write "This may come to you as a surprise..."
You start your emails with "My Dearest One."
You have a story or back story ready and you don't need one - it's a real life event.
You are up at 3:00 a.m. responding to emails in your baiting accounts.
You go to bed and work your baits over in your mind when you should be sleeping.
You look for troll like or dodgy behavior in people around you.
You start a sentence with "Please, I am begging you..."
You are a member of Eater. |
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:42 am |
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You recognize wallpaper patterns that you've seen lining trunkboxes
You arrive at an airport and read the cardboard signs that people hold in arrivals, looking for one with a baiter's character name on it.
I too get puzzled looks when I use the word 'modalities' in conversation. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:37 am |
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dr stephen williams wrote: |
If you have ... two genders.
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_________________ Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.
Some from: x7
Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)
fork off.. ([email protected]) |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:46 am |
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Your boss uses "modalities" in an email and you spit coffee all over your keyboard.
You see "419" in a phone number and assume it's someone's baitphone. |
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January
Master Baiter
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 152
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:46 am |
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...you don't bother using official tax forms, because you make your own forms.
...you never show up for meetings, because you missed the flight, your tickets were stolen, you were arrested by customs, etc...
...you had more pyramids built than the pharaos.
...it's always somebody else's fault. |
_________________ = Rev T0UR3Y - From Conakry GV to Monrovia LI and environs (960km) - 5imba Liberia Camp - "my friend who is with me sold his shoes and telephone to enable us go back to Monrovia since there is no money left for us" (current status: still in Monrovia, but nothing interesting is happening)
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windypops
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 6059
Location: Planet X
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:52 am |
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This is the fifth/sixth "You know your a baiter when..." thread you've posted in. |
_________________ "No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa
If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:55 pm |
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You compare the wonderful, speedy, helpful Parcel Force to L.O.S.T
( All adjectives used above were sarcastic ) |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 2:34 pm |
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You send your new boyfriend or girlfriend an ASEM with attractive pictures attached and from a new Gmail address to test their faithfulness and personal story. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:18 pm |
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SlapHappy wrote: |
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Your cat has to bite your leg to get food and water.
You are checking your baiting accounts before the coffee is even ready...
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My kitties are looking at me right now, the coffee is still dripping and I've already checked three baitboxes.
You think about getting your camera out when you see gas for $4.19/gallon.
You sign off on a company email with a baiting character's name.
You reply to all two minutes after your boss distributes a scammer charity email with the ten reasons why its a fake.
You ask a "cow-orker" if the random request he sent to you was an "ASEM".
You paid for a faster internet connection so that you can upload huge files to the scammers.
Your real life minister brags about having baptized 4 new members and you think to yourself "Pffffffftttt". |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:21 pm |
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^^^ You regularly photoshop extra fingers into pictures of people. |
_________________ 348 Fake Sites killed
x 100 2 Years |
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Rorschach
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 Jan 2005
Posts: 266
Location: Behind you
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:12 pm |
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.. you have your own church
..you're automatically supicious of anyone claiming to be a barrister
..you think nothing of sending out a 20 page grant application form that has to be completed by hand
..you're not an IT nerd (sorry IT nerds everywhere ) and you (a) know what an IP address is, and how to look one up, (b) you know what a dll file is, and (c) you have a toolkit that exists only on your hard drive. |
_________________ You know what I wish? I wish all the scum of the earth had one throat, and I had my hands around it.
BRUNO HAYFORD: "you are an eel, 75% negative, 10% positive, 10% amorphous and 5% blank" |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:11 pm |
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You watch an interesting plot twist on a TV show and think, "Oh, NOW I know what I should do to my lad!"
Despite not caring for world geography at all before baiting, you can find Mali, Ivory Coast, et cetera on the map.
You have your very own charity which, for some reason, never actually sees, or hands out, money or aid.
You come here every month for your calendar instead of buying a proper one.
Before: Your government's forms were too long, too confusing, and a waste of time.
Now: You just snicker when you have to fill in one because it's nothing compared to what you've done to your lads. |
_________________ x4
It's you and your family that don't have ENOUGH BRIAN CELLS.
I am dying because of your love you,ve impacted in me.
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:20 pm |
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Your typing/keyboarding and spelling skills have deteriorated due to impersonating a lad so much.
You look longingly at prepaid phones and wonder how to buy one with impunity from the budget committee.
You actually look in your spam folder for new bait opportunities.
Your family ask how the baits are going (and mean it).
Your spouse reads over your shoulder and starts laughing and caring about the personal stories on Eater.
You have told your Sponsor you don't drink/use anymore because you are so busy baiting. |
_________________ Gold Coins here
x 4 <b>Looking for a Mentor? Click here</b>
"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:03 pm |
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... you question every single letter that arrives in the mail, ESPECIALLY the official ones while telling your spouse to wait until you have throughly searched only 9 times out of 10 to uncover another scam (happened today). |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 6259
Location: Trumpton
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:51 pm |
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The washing is piling up
The house is falling apart
The model railway you promised would be built for June 2007 is still not finished
The first thing you do when firing up the computer is to see how things are with Stinky and the Leg
Your keyboard is worn out (and covered in coffee)
Your holiday videos from last summer are still waiting to be edited
You know why birds suddenly appear.
Seeing a picture of a person with a fish on their head, a loaf of bread under each arm and a pineapple stuck between their legs doesn't raise an eyebrow |
_________________ x2 Co bait with Rumbero Sao Tome island to Gabon van donation
Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
Team Hector, airport in installments and St Louis to Kayes
Halil, Cotonou to Accra
+ Precious 10/08/11
x8 x34 x 73
grown up man like him, still doing all this shit games - Stanley, (he doesn't like Parcel Direct)
You again do the strange reflections stuffed with drugs? - Natalia
x3 Hector 24/1/13 Moses 15th Oct 2011
x 2Mick Ole 11th Sept 2014-16 Asare Akuffo start 4th Aug 2014 |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:16 pm |
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You've lost count of how many "you know you're a baiter" threads you've posted in. 20? 25?
You are genuinely disappointed to check your RL email and discover that you have no check mule job offers (with websites to kill).
You remember the time way back when, where a lad came onto eater attempting to sell an e-book about 419 scams. http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=38221 |
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:09 pm |
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When your personal email account gets closed due to inactivity, but you still have 20+ other accounts you manage to check every day. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:43 am |
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PRS Girly Girl wrote: |
You send your new boyfriend or girlfriend an ASEM with attractive pictures attached and from a new Gmail address to test their faithfulness and personal story. |
Ouch.
You avoid WU or MG in RL
You trace the IP address of every email from an unknown person
You are always looking for new tools and creative to use against your lads
You use the phrase "Top of the day" without thinking about it |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:59 am |
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You have dreams where you're walking down a street in Lagos, you're looking at all the people, and wondering how many of them are "lads".
You realize that you're just as good as liar as any politician.
You know who Charles Soludo is, what he looks like, and what his signature looks like.
You've heard the names Morris Thomspon and Andreas Schranner more times than you can remember, and you know who they were.
You can name some air crashes that have taken place in the last ten years and where they happened, including the flight numbers.
You can rattle off the names of some expressways in major West African cities as if you have been to those cities yourself.
You can't wait to sign some guestbooks to get some mail that no one else you know wants to get in the first place.
You have an excellent understanding of how WU works....or rather, how it doesn't work. |
_________________ x13 x5 (393 days)
"On the 21st of April 2001, my client? His wife and their three children were involved in a plane crash of Union Transport Africans Flight Boeing 727 in Cotonou, Benin Republic on the December 26,2003" Barrister Olorunshogo Williams, 25 October 2004.
"I am in reciept of your mail,i want you to know that you are really getting on my nerves." Burt Hardley, Wellkang International, 20 November 2007
"Please worry, we have already advice the FBI and they don't need to call you. They are very brianliant and intelident. They will get you soon. " Mr. Paul Rogers, Global Medical Equipment, 20 November 2007
As of 26 February 2009, $2,231,983.53 of fake checks and money orders have been intercepted and removed from circulation. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:14 am |
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You wonder if this isn't a bad "resource" to have in the general"thread.
You giggle/cackle insanely at inappropriate (and appropriate) times every day.
^ everyone knows WHY you do that. |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:58 am |
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Your writing emails has actually become a cut and paste job with mere filler words because you say the same all day long
You think of how you can make people around you do you favours now by promising them fantastic things for later.
You think of online banking as suspiciously easy. Havent you just seen a similarly working fake site?
You say to yourself "oh no!" when your friends use gmx, yahoo and t-online email addies.
You are surprised how many WU facilities your home town has and you think of special formwork.
You see that RL forms are 200% more time-wasting than the 1TV5-Form ever was
In my case, your chats have become English to 80-90%.
You would actually like to meet your favourite lad, go with him to a pub, invite him to a beer, lay your arms around his shoulder and reveal that all your baiting characters to him have just been you, you alone - damn, I really dreamt this repeatedly! Off to T4m4le |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 -- |
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voudoujoe
Mentor Slut
Joined: 07 Apr 2008
Posts: 376
Location: Atlantic Coast
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:54 am |
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... you get upset about not getting enough SPAM
... a co-worker drops by to ask "how things are going" and you reply "well, my loan lad is ..." and he says "No, I mean with work."
... a co-worker drops by to ask "how things are going" and you reply "well, work is ..." and he says "No, I mean with your loan Lad."
... you randomly giggle in elevators and walking down the street thinking about an email you just sent/received |
_________________ "Listen this guys are scammer..i will fishe them out!!..scam!! run for your there life !!"
"God dam guys i don't know talk like they are me do there email look like mine? shit!! shit!!"
"i have no time to advise you on some fucker!! One love for all"
"i am pissed about all this..writing monkey mails everyday without no end, holy God."
"I am freaky worried about everything that is happening right now."
x4
Stanley: Aba>Lagos>Cotonou>Lagos>Accra "plz i am really dizzy"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget: Aba>Lagos "STREET BOYS IN LAGOS ATTACKECD ME..STOLE EVERYTHING..INCLUDING MY GUICCY SHOE"
Stanley w/ Jayhawk+Gadget+Worf: Aba>Benin City
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packman
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Dec 2007
Posts: 1498
Location: In his own little world but it's ok, they know him there.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:29 am |
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.... If you find yourself nodding in agreement to each and every one of these. |
_________________ Pancratic Cancer is beyond suck.
Our Forum Mods. can beat up your Forum Mods
SB Eye Regime.
The receipt you send is totally invisible ok-Kelly
FUCK YOU SMALL BOI YOU ARE POOR IN HEAD AND SOUL
AND GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR SCAMMING HOUNST MEN LIKE ME.. Segun Akintemi
Click here to support 419Eater.com
<-- I got a pony WAHOO
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