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ShadowBeastie
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 May 2008
Posts: 293
Location: Agility training pet peddlers across the globe.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:37 pm |
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A long convoluted story about being pulled over by the cops on the way to the WU and having my truck impounded so I had to run back and get more money to pay the WU and by time I hoofed it there they were closed. So far, that's the best...
Then again, I suppose calling their services 'professional' is a pretty big lie! |
_________________ Look what pet peddler pets can do!
I just do not know why, You know some people are very jelouse and wicked. Have you send the money already?
AND fuke your ass
AND Who the hell do you call your boss. Is your boss Idleness?--kelly notsobriete
yes i mating pair. ok. you will have to pay me $3500 when you receive them.
AND you are a thief. you are not in USA. please send me your number to call then i will happily call the airport to proceed with the shipping.--Hey Jude
Cameroon is not in Ireland. i am not a snake piss seller
AND i have very healthy ship that i will be shipping them to you ok.-- Mac Ferdy |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:41 pm |
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windypops wrote: |
I told Ahmed the idiot (ARK), that I was off the coast of Ghana in a boat with no power.
He called out the coast guard to come and look for me. |
That's gotta be my favorite one I've read so far. |
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dagget
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Nov 2006
Posts: 242
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 3:39 am |
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i prefer to keep the lies nice and plausable...like not having a passport to send as it was surrended due to the fact that I am on bail awaiting trial for fraud... |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU
USE THE MONEY TO BUY COFFIN. " ASEM lad
Have i scammed you once,instead you are the one scamming us here now....Send the money animal.
PLEASE TAKE CAER OF YOUR SELF OR I SEND TO YOU F.I.B ?
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rootuser
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2007
Posts: 1632
Location: Right behind you
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:03 am |
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I told a hitman that I was playing people against each other which resulted in the total destruction of the town.
For those who know Stephen King's Needful Things, that's what I loosely followed. |
_________________ "..., if it not the destiny has reduced us together, then who?"
"may u die tomorrow in jesus name"
"The devil has eaten away your soul as you will decay in the hail fire, so go and die with your dyning devil hopless devil advocate."
"This is what i sent to them am not with any money to go back to nigeria pls help."
(0.25 go to fake_buster)
x4 Wole A.: Akure, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, Akure, Nigeria to Tanguieta, Benin (both with Thomas-the-Tank and Simba), Akure, Nigeria to Kano, Nigeria (with TtT and OD), Akure, Nigeria to Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire (with TtT)
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:46 am |
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I have had several homes burn down (they don't care).
I have been robbed a couple of times on the way to WU (they don't care).
I have been doing the kid's Nanny (they don't care).
I want to send them money (this they care about). |
_________________ Gold Coins here
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"If I get mad at you, please just understand me. I am just being ParaNoid because I love you so much." - unknown
Visit www.scamwarners.com |
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magicmuffinseeds
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Apr 2008
Posts: 10
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:33 am |
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the biggest lie i told a lad was that my character had given up his life of sin and debauchary and became a shaolin monk and therefore would no longer have an e-mail address |
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The_Boobs
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Feb 2007
Posts: 354
Location: Cornwall, UK
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:43 pm |
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I told a lad I stood naked in the shape of the holy cross for 3 days on a snow covered island as part of a religious ceremony.
He didn't take the bait after I told him that him doing it would prove to me that he was worthy of my massive donation |
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Please do not not contact me any more i don't need people like you. ~Ge0rge |
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Zen
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Aug 2004
Posts: 5396
Location: Location: Location
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:33 pm |
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gaz_c_85 wrote: |
Whats the most unbelievable tale you've told a lad and been beleived? |
So many to chose from...
But I remember this one fondly. The two lads in the picture are from separate baits (there was a third one, out of picture), and I got them to pay to go aboard (a WW2 cruiser, now moored permanently on the River Thames). They were keen to meet me, so I had to describe myself... "Black, carrying a bag,... what? you thought you were meeting a white guy?"
But please, don't attempt to replicate this on your own. Scammers are likely to bring thuggish friends who will lurk in the background, so you will need people keeping look-out for you, a well-chosen venue, and a good telephoto lens. A good friend took this excellent pic while I was on the phone to the lads.
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_________________ Dr Bruno Assan writes "U have done it again!"
x4 x380 fake banks (AA419.org) x65 x21 (HMS Belfast, Canvey Island, Vigo, Hamburg, Vienna, Salzburg, Linz)
Remember: 1) Bait safely 2) Protect innocent third parties 3) Ask before using others' work 4) Don't do more work than the lads
Warned you're writing to a scammer? Just say "Thanks, I'm a baiter" (ScamWarners.com)
419eater FAQ/rules: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=137846
"Tell me what you want to do
And I can make it up for you
And lie" Ticket to Lie, by Texas
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:25 pm |
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numerous times now, I have implicitly or explicitly stated that I care about their well-being and want them to be happy. I don't even slow down typing anymore. there's a lie for you. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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sheboppe
The Sparkly Member
Joined: 10 Dec 2004
Posts: 5002
Location: United States
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 6:57 pm |
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GomerPyle wrote: |
I told a Lad I had died by e-mail from my executors - and when I still e-mailed him he wanted to know how I could do that from beyond the grave. |
That is hilarious.
I was baiting as Cyndi Lauper in Seattle WA, and my business was manufacturing bongs and crack pipes. He understood it to mean that we manufactured pipes that bang and pipes that are cracked. He asked me how those kinds of pipes work and I went into some long story about how they have to be installed and wrapped tightly so that the cracks don't show, and the banging won't be so noticeable. I told him that the smoke has to invisible and odorless when it is moving through the pipes. That kept him going for months trying to figure out how his "company" could provide the research for my company on how to make that happen, and at what cost. We never did settle on a figure that made Cyndi happy, so it never got paid.
He then decided that I was THE Cyndi Lauper and was hiding out in Seattle to avoid my fans. I took that one for a long stroll through the park too. |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2672
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:46 pm |
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Tolin Dorden wrote: |
Ofc everything we tell them is 100% risky free and 100% true... |
+1
I've never told a lie to one in my life! I can't speak for what the other voices in my head have been up to though... |
_________________ x 710 x N x 2 Click here for a Sure Fire Pith Helmet Modality
YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Sgt.Sanchez
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 49
Location: USA
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:08 pm |
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I convinced a Lady that while she waited at the airport for me in Accra from 1:am to 7:30 am.I was beaten and robbed of $20,000.00 cash, a laptop . three wrist watches and other assorted gifts while waiting for a connecting flight in Cotonou. |
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miscellaneoustoaster
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Jun 2008
Posts: 46
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Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:07 pm |
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Zen: you rock. That is all. |
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Strongside
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Jan 2008
Posts: 589
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:25 am |
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I told my lad I was I was in hospital for two weeks because I got killed in a plane crash |
_________________ You are the uttermost foolishman i ever heard of mugu like your family will be licked by a dog - Dr.Timothy Landon
You claim to be pure and never indulged in Juju, we shall see soon who will come beging for forgiveness, I cast you into the deapest hell and that is where you belong you Lunatic Monkey - Dr. James Carter
DIE NOW DIE NOW DIE NOW WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY USELESS MAN - Thambora Vwuku
what is ur problem u what do you do in life? pease dont worry me again otherwise u will die i wil reprot this mails to my boss. You are warned - Tony Kovan |
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Acer
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jun 2006
Posts: 289
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:44 am |
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Biggest lie I've told a lad...this may have been mentioned previously, but... I am not a gmail joker.
Other than that, I've never told a lie in my life. |
_________________ PeTA Sucks. Find out why. |
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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 5:33 am |
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See my signature line |
_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:03 am |
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tells them he is gay. Every once in a while it gets kinda kinkie.
I had an orphan lad that had trouble getting the mtcn because I sent the money from California and he asked me to travel to Nevada to send it. was filming a porno in Nevada, so I asked if he would accept it from him, as he was my secretary. When he would call me, he would be crying and pleading "Daddy, daddy, please we are so hungry..." After he got the e-mail from with a reference to his website, I got this call in a very low voice saying "What's up with this gay shit." The bait went down hill very quickly from that point on. |
_________________ "all this name list and people are the trueful people that i want you to deal with not this idiots but imposters scammer like Obi Won Kenobi," James S
"Bastard! That's what you really are,I have taken your insults for too long son of a bitch!"
"I am in receipt of your email, but the contents beat my imagination."
"May your anuse turn back." Joe Morengi
"You better run for your life, because the FBI are coming to your house tomorrow to kick your ass out of your house." Barr. Jonathan
Mr kelvin Jordon that call you from our branch office in canada explain that the chicken background voice has been querried, claiming the voice was his telephone ringing tone, therefore accept my deepest appology for that. |
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justinv
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:14 am |
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I ran an ASEM on a lad pretending him to be my "wife" J0y Cumm1ngs. I told the lad to write "Im Cumm1ng" in the subject line of all the emails he sent "so I will know its you", gave him an MTCN to pick up the money, then the real Joy shows up and chops his dollar.
On another bait I told a lad I knew a friend who works at a hospital called "Dr Fellatio" and sent him a picture of that blonde chick from Grays anatomy. He told me a few days later that he mentoined the name in church during sunday mass. |
_________________ "FURK YOU ASO, MONTHER FURKER TO HELL WITH YOU AND YOUR FURKING DOLLAR MAD MAN." J0y C4mara (ASEM a.k.a. J0y Cumm1ng5) |
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:10 am |
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Told a lad that I was a member of an international Russian criminal gang named P3t3r Gr@ves. Working with many other exemplary baiters in this mass bait http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=122426
Last I heard the lad had given away the scam game. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:40 am |
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^^^ As part of the same bait that Sir Cumfrence mentioned, I told the Lad that I was a member of a Russian criminal organisation.
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I was a member of an international Russian criminal gang named P3t3r Gr@ves. |
That's a strange name for a Russian gang! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 9:59 am |
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Yastreb wrote: |
P3t3r Gr@ves ... That's a strange name for a Russian gang! |
Okay, if you wanna get technical then, Y3vg3n1y K0sch31. Unleeter that! |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:02 am |
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I thought it was Y3vg3n1y P3tr0v1tch... K0sch31 was the name that I used.
Actually, it wasn't the name that made me smile, but the sentence. Remember that old Mary Poppins line?
"I know a man with a wooden leg called Arthur."
"Really? What's the name of his other leg?" |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Sir Cumfrence
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
Posts: 907
Location: Relatively here.
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Thu Jun 26, 2008 10:05 am |
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@ Yastreb.
Sorry, got my wires crossed on the names. Still it's definitely a bit of a brain ache on deciphering. |
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