Martha Stewart Avenged

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Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:44 pm

Britain denied entry to Martha Stewart, the US retaliates:

DJ and pop star Boy George has been denied a visa to enter the
United States, his Web site said Tuesday.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=141604

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Oh is he Taboo now?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Might be easier for Mr O’Dowd to cross the Rio Grande into the States

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:00 pm

maybe your streets are now clean after goergie boy has feathered dusted everywhere.you no longer need his services.
ah well sound like a battle of the old queen's going on between the two countries.

will this turn out to be handbags at dawn.

now i am getting worried

Laughing

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:26 pm

I vote that the UK bans Elton John from re-entering the UK the next time he visits the States.

British citizen or not, you're welcome to the stroppy, false haired, dead-princess botherer.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:44 pm

Please take Amy Whinehouse too. You can't miss her - she wears a poodle on her head and is often mistaken for a blank wall which is why she's covered in graffiti.

She's very ill - but will be at the Glastonbury Festival - her spokesperson added.

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:53 pm

The way Ms Winehouse is going she will soon remove herself from the genepool anyway. So much talent and so totally wasted (in every sense).

Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:51 pm

Look it is only fair... you banned Martha so we could not get rid of her by making you keep her so we banned one of your unwanted. We are NOT taking Amy either.... unless you take Brittney Spears and really that would just be an even up exchange.

Can't you Brits just go back to dumping your unwanted in Australia?

(tounge firmly planted in cheek)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:00 am

This is wonderful news for both countries, not having to put up with these prancing perfumed idiots from across the Atlantic.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:22 am

To our friends in the United Kingdom:

You have rejected Martha.

We will now send the heavy artillery:

Oprah

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:24 am

retaliation in order

you can have dale winton
Shocked

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:27 am

If you are not careful the US will have to go nuclear.... we have LOADS of politicians... does not matter what party they are from, we will send them over.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:07 am

@ The Man: That's pretty drastic... send Paris Hilton first. Razz

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:14 am

^^^
Chemical and biological weapons are banned under the Geneva convention.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

Quote:

US will have to go nuclear

We nuked you first when we dropped Heather Mills on you

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:28 am

Doodle:

Hell we are still mad over the whole Beckham/Spice Girl combo you sent us.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 04 Jun 2008 Posts: 73

The Man wrote:

If you are not careful the US will have to go nuclear.... we have LOADS of politicians... does not matter what party they are from, we will send them over.

I reckon the UK has a few numptys in that field we can fire back.

Lembit Opik anyone?

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:57 pm

I'm loading up the Wiggles and teleatubbies to carpet bomb Lancasterliverpoolmanchesterrfishnchipsspotteddickrothshire England,
and for good measure... im thowing in are you served and that obnoxous english guy in the late night infomersals.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:02 pm

TheMan wrote:

Hell we are still mad over the whole Beckham/Spice Girl combo you sent us.

As a nation, you seem very interested in photographing the sock he stuffs in his underwear - a bit unhealthy in my opinion. And another version of mad.

seminal wrote:

Lembit Opik anyone?

Cheeky!

If you're not careful, we'll get Canadians to burn the White House down again, like we did in 1812. Listen here http://www.deadtroll.com/index2.html?/1812/index.html~content, (as performed by Canadians)

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 4:13 pm

Don't make me drop the big one known as Michael Moore!!!!! Laughing

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

We will give you a broadside of our Z list Celebrity Chefs

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

I like the celebrity poker game were having with our US friends.

cant think who to send them really, if we believed the papers all the time im sure the list would be massive might have to send them the 'hamiltons too.

Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:26 pm

I'd be perfectly happy for us to take Paris Hilton and Britney Spears in return for Jade Goody and Rebecca Loos.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 06 Feb 2008 Posts: 720

We can take out the Hoover Dam, with our bouncing bomb the fat Chef

Antony Worrall Thompson Very Happy

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Look, if you Brits really want to get nasty about this we'll send over Carrot Top.

Yeah, that's what I thought. I don't blame you for backing off.