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Doodle Bug
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:08 am |
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Well, here's my stab: take a stone of sliced onion, clad in under-seasoned batter, deep-fry, then cram into a loaf tin. Voilà! Heartburn and bad breath in one mammoth, indigestible slab. |
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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:55 pm |
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^^ Cheese on onion rings? That's just unamerican! Only thing we put cheese on is hamburgers, fries and macaroni. Okay and grilled cheese sandwiches.
P. S. Martha Stewart made an appearance on the Next TV Food Star program last Sunday. She had to judge the contestants foods. One contestant made "sloppy joes" which Martha thought was beneath her. To quote her "I never eat that kind of food". What? They didn't have sloppy joes in prison? Surely you jest. |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:53 pm |
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Don’t forget the good old healthy, Philadelphia cheesesteak |
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iMike
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:15 pm |
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I'm trying to remember the name of some American female cook type who's show used to be broadcast some years ago on Sky (I think).
Bit of a cross between Hyacinth Bucket & Loyd Grossman. I think the lady died a few years ago. Used to love watching her.
Any clues?? |
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Doodle Bug
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:40 pm |
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Bit of a cross between Hyacinth Bucket & Lloyd Grossman |
Now that is a Cheese induced nightmare |
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iMike
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:56 pm |
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Found it - Julia Child. I think it was her accent that fascinated me most.
Edit: I think you'd have to go a long way to beat these |
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Doodle Bug
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:27 pm |
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I think you'd have to go a long way to beat these |
Make you right they are a American Blue- cheese Dressing nightmare |
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iMike
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:44 pm |
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If you want nightmares this is the one. |
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Doodle Bug
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:51 pm |
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I get up early ,so that I cant hate Him longer |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:30 pm |
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Doodle Bug wrote: |
... Unlike the Yanks ... Covering every thing in cheese ... |
I think you are confusing the Yanks with the rest of the US, i.e. the South and the West.
The Yanks don't do that, however I can give you no guarantee for the rest of the country (and, to be honest, I'm really not that sure about New York City).
Btw, I enjoy French Fries (= 'chips') with malt vinegar on them. (The Brits know what I mean, the Americans are shaking their heads in unbelief and utter disgust. )
As the old Chinese saying goes: de gustibus non est disputandum. |
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FrumpyBB
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:33 pm |
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You mean the Roman Chinese? Right, you can´t argue about that. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:52 pm |
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@ KD yes there's no accounting for taste.
The East of Scotland prefer brown sauce on our chips instead of vinegar.
Its a peculiar brown sauce sort of watered down vinegerised HP sauce known as chippy sauce.
My sister gets a bottle to take back home when she visits
You cant get salt and sauce on your chips outside our area
Or Golden Wonder crisps |
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iMike
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Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:02 pm |
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Btw, I enjoy French Fries (= 'chips') with malt vinegar on them |
Mmmmm. Lovely. Although wifey & daughter have both got into this wierd idea of eating chips with salad cream
Edit: although chips have never been the same since they stopped selling them in newspaper. |
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Nanny Ogg
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:15 pm |
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@ iMike
Wifey and daughter are not weird thats the way I eat them.
So that must be normal
In Iceland they eat them with mayonaise |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:46 pm |
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I've never had cheese w/ onion rings either. I've never seen anyone else pair cheese w/ onion rings. And I'm 1000% sure Martha Stewart did not invent/create onion rings w/ cheese or otherwise & certainly would not shuttle any onion loaf out of her kitchen. I don't get piling onion rings on top of each other & calling it a loaf & neither does Martha. |
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Stepan Fetchit
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:09 pm |
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Julia Child was brilliant.....even if she favoured the french cuisine...and served with the O.S.S. in France in WWII.
Big old moose of a lady, and one of a kind. |
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Jen Derbender
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:28 pm |
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Bah. French fries, chips, onion rings, malt vinegar, brown sauce, all for wussies.
Poutine is the real thing.
(It's pronounced poo-TIN) |
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Gnasher
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 10:48 pm |
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HA! I knew poutine would make an appearance sooner or later. Nectar of the gods. |
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Chibuike
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:14 am |
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When did BBQ sauce become a chicken gravy? Shudders at the thought. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:44 am |
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BAH! Heartburn N00bs!
Try this.
Toast three slices of bread (perferably white bread. NO HEALTHY STUFF)
Next, butter one both sides, other two one side. assemble as so. one side buttered bread slice. Bacon. Ham slices. double buttered bread slice. Turkey slices. Chicken slices. last piece of bread. Cut and eat.
Frozen pizza. Add generous amounts of favorite cheese. (Mexican mixes from the store are great). Bake. Let cool and cut. Add sour cream on top. eat.
Wash all down with 64 oz KFC bucket drink.
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Nanny Ogg
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:19 am |
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After reading this thread I felt I had to rush out and buy some...
Salad. You know the green, crunchy stuff, full of vitamins and fibre.
One of the lunchtime favourite for school kids round here seems to be chips and cheese and Irn Bru
And of course Scotland is the home of the deep fried Mars Bar.
I do worry for the next generation
We were in a pub in Anstruther and overheard a conversation at the next table, a wee boy and his mother.
" Maw, Maw, There's green stuff oan ma plate."
"Thats yir salad ya mug ye "
I dont know which worried me more, her parenting skills or the poor wee soul not knowing what salad looked like at his age.
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Gnasher
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 10:39 am |
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Elvis Presley's Grilled Peanut Butter
and Banana Sandwich
2 slices of white bread
2 tablespoons of smooth peanut butter
1 small ripe banana mashed
2 tablespoons butter
Spread the peanut butter on one slice of bread and the mashed banana on the other. Press the slices gently together. Melt the butter (or to be truly Elvis-like, melt bacon fat!), over low heat in a small frying pan. Place the sandwich in the pan and fry until golden brown on both sides. Eat it with a glass of buttermilk.
Please note: Elvis tended to eat 12-15 sandwiches a sitting! So belly up! |
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Stepan Fetchit
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 2:44 pm |
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And how did he die??????? |
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bearkat419
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Location: Houston, TX
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:15 pm |
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It makes as much sense as the USA denying entry to a well-known singer because of his name (and that's as far as I'm going with that) |
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:46 pm |
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