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CowboyBuck
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1077
Location: Riding the Western Union Trail
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:57 pm |
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An Al-Queda terrorist?
An Irish Republican Army bomber?
No,
Martha Stewart
Yes, that Martha Stewart
Obstruction Of Justice Conviction Leads To Ban Of Lifestyle Guru
According to Britain's Daily Telegraph, the lifestyle maven has been
denied a visa to enter Britain by the UK Border Agency.
Stewart, 66, was scheduled to speak at the London's Royal Academy
and attend meetings with figures in the fashion and leisure industry,
the Telegraph said.
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_________________ Accra to Abuja to Lagos
Mr. King - May 2008 to May 2009
A few more
Right now I am getting pissed with your responses
And still you later claimed there are snakes on the road to the Western Union
Please for the sake of humanity help Mr. Felix and I to get this money |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 8:23 pm |
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"Its a good thing." -M.S. |
_________________ x8
LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:10 pm |
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Nice to see a sense of perspective...we can release Osmosis Bin Liners spiritual guru who can't be deported because of his human rights on bail, but a geriatric female Yank TV presenter poses a threat to national security.
Makes you proud to be British.
Mods. Please feel free to delete this post if it strays into the political minefield. Personally, I just despair of what the world is coming to. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 9:23 pm |
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Maybe it was the massive corporate stock fruad that she only got a short jail term for?
Hey isn't that something scammers do....... |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:58 pm |
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well, I'd never have thought that hair bleach and orange drink powder could be combined to form a brisant explosive until last month ... who knows the mischief a well turned out blueberry pie could wreak aboard a crowded bus.
Thank you very much for spending my taxes so wisely, mr Brown! and aren't there a lot of them these days! hnnngngngng. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sat Jun 21, 2008 1:01 am |
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We'll throw in Oprah if you take Martha...... |
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:23 pm |
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Martha is RAW, don't let the apron & sugarcoating fool you. With all those kitchen shears, pruning shears, gardening shears, pinking shears...she could cut you 10 ways to Sunday before you can say "etiquette guru". What she is is a menace, probably better to err on the side of caution. |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sat Jun 21, 2008 7:58 pm |
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Maybe they thought she was a risk to British culture and that she might introduce dangerous, radical new ideas - like tasty cooking. |
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Doodle Bug
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 06 Feb 2008
Posts: 720
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Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:04 pm |
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Mod edit to remove quote in full of previous post. Eight
Unlike the Yanks
Covering every thing in cheese with the heart stopping onion loaf and portions that would feed a small
country |
_________________ FUCK OFF. DONT CONTACT ME ANYMORE
you must tell the truth at least you supposed to tell me the truth.
i am not here to check or look for people piss in the streets of Abidjan
Who is this person Mickey Mouse???
trying to dercieve hoorable men like me. You are stupid man ok. |
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ezilja.fallut
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 May 2008
Posts: 339
Location: Led Zepplin - Immigrant song
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Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:05 pm |
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^ prove to me her cooking is tasty.
@doodle nice post blocking man! postukled! |
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Madd Max
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 17 Jun 2008
Posts: 24
Location: New York, New York
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Sat Jun 21, 2008 11:42 pm |
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as an american i can honestly say i have absolutely no idea what an onion loaf is, nor do i cover my food in cheese.
it could be worse though. we could all be french. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:34 am |
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it could be worse though. we could all be french. |
Would that necessarily be a bad thing?
[Puts on body armour and helmet and retreats to bunker] |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 12:42 am |
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Rule Britannia! It's a shame they aren't so picky about the other riff raff they let in [walks gingerly off cracking thin ice] |
_________________ x21
"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:02 am |
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If all the world was french, who would we surrender to???
(cheap shot, lovingly administered.....I could never hate a country that gave us both Brigitte and Pomme Frites!) |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:34 am |
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Now then - why are we still taunting the French about 1940? Didn't the Germans defeat just about everybody until 1942? If you want to talk surrender, have a go at Germany - they did it twice! |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:42 am |
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I think the surrender jibe is to do with the Vichy government and its collaboration with the nazis. there's no need to surender everything.
@ stepan: ROFL |
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"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:53 am |
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Oh.......let's not get political....
Can't we all be friends and talk about cheese, onion loaf, wine, the Louvre.......the skyline of French cities at night, illuminated by the glow of burning Peugeots.....
Ah....France.......
(Yastreb, I'm just taking advantage of an opportunity that arose in my current state of dementia. I don't dislike any nation......except Canada....particularily FRENCH Canadians....OH NO......I did it again!)
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:16 am |
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portions that would feed a small country |
That's because some americans are the size of a small country! |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:51 am |
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I have my own postal code............. |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:30 am |
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^^ I have my own planets orbiting me - they are very annoying. I call them.. children |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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thefife
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Apr 2007
Posts: 2261
Location: Soaked in Holy Ghost Fiyah...it tastes like chicken
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:43 am |
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WTF is an onion loaf? |
_________________ Mercedes-Benz Safari Invitational Peter S0lomon Lagos to Calabar Lagos to Kano via Abuja (w/ OxygenDeprived)
Barr. Johnny Gawa: Hello Baby.
Let hope to make it more real for good. (+2 pics of him rockin his delicate underthings)
Pastor Ramesh:Dear Mother Guch33y B4ggs in christ,
...So we want repair our tached prayer house. If you would like to help us 500 dollars it will be great help...Now I am some pictures for your kind notice. I am waiting for your reply.
Thanking you. Yours in His service (+ Banner!)
Pastor Ramesh: I dont want any luxary life ...Presently I need bicycle. It cost nearly $100 dollars. If you give this it is great need for me.
10+ |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:44 am |
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Akai Ryu
Chuck Norris
Joined: 11 Jun 2007
Posts: 1369
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 3:57 am |
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I am in the US and I didn't know what onion loaf is either, but it sounds disgusting.
I looked it up to see what it was:
I'm not sure who invented onion loaf, but if Martha Stewart had anything to do with it, no wonder GB is keeping her out. |
_________________ Several hundred fake escrows (and others) deaded--no longer counting.
aa419.org --dead a fake site today.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 4:02 am |
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Stepan Fetchit
Elite Baiter
Joined: 09 Nov 2005
Posts: 1977
Location: Anywhere but squaresville, man
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Sun Jun 22, 2008 7:59 am |
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Or onion rings, perfectly marvelous if done right, dreadful crap if not....
Nobody serves them with cheese in the US, except....maybe TRANSPLANTED EUROPEANS!
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