I'm SO pleased; lad driven to witchcraft

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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:32 pm

hello; well, a couple of days ago I sent out a mass insult to a good selection of Lotto lads - All praises due to Gomer for the extensive and rich lists of addresses. neat trick: make the first line or two look like a mark, as well as the subject line, so he HAS to open it to see what's there. Google mail and Yahoo offer previews of the first bit of the message. get his hopes up before you call him a front-bum.

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from *meh* @googlemail.com>
to *meh*@googlemail.com>

bcc ...
prinnket graffin _ 999 at live dot com,
...
date Wed, Jun 18, 2008 at 11:02 PM
subject Payment details
mailed-by googlemail.com

I sent payment via Wester Union today with the details you provided. the MTCN is

CAUSE U DORTI FOOL AND BEGGA MAN

INTEFERIN THIEF

U POKIN ROUN TRY TO FIND MUMU FOR GIVE U DOLLA. U NEVA GET DOLLA FROM MUMU. I GO SEE TO DAT. I TELL U MUMU U ARE FRAUD STAR. I CHOP U DOLLA EVERYDAY EVERYDAY OK. U GO EAT WITHOUT.

SMALL BOI LKE U SHUD NOT DO 419. U WASTIN TIME. MUMU LAUGH AT U WEN I TELL DEM ABOUT U AN U FUCK WID GOAT. I TELL DEM U NEVA WASH.

COS U ARE THIEF U MUS BE PUNISH. SO I REPORT U TO FBI DEY GO LOOK IN U BOX AND DEY LAUGH AT U TOO AS U GO ABOUT WID NO MONIE. FOOL LIKE U, GOAT FUKER GO JUMP IN PIT.

he is vexed by this, and writes:

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YOU BE FOOL WHO WORK MUST CHOP OK DE GOMER USARKAR

not wanting to let the matter drop I replied:

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U NA FOOL STUPID IGBO MONKEY. U JOIN US AN WOSHIP AT I FEET AN U SHALL NOT B POOR. KEEP ON LIKE U DO AN I GO PUT U NAME AT OJIKA SHRINE SAYING, BURN DIS FOOL, SHRIVEL HIM PENIS TO NOTIN, MEK ALL WOMAN LAUGH AT HIM. DEN WE SEE WHO IS DA FOOL. PASS U SELF USELESS THIEF IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

At this point I expected him to walk away and pursue better things, but not so! he replies! Still unhappy at my attitude, poor chap.

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GUY DE FORGET ALL THOSE UR LEVEL ABEG GIVE ME THIS UR FORMAT FOLLOW UP OK. BASTARD MAKE I BOMB AM U FOOL JUST DE LAGOS U HEAR ME WE GO SEE 4 WITCH TONIGHT OK BASTARD

Now, at this point he runs into an added insult as I've learned from da masters and set up an auto-responder which tells him

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subject: WHO BE YOU

DIS BOX IS ONLY FOR COMMUNICATON OF GOMER BOYZ. HOW U GET DIS BOX? LEAVE ALONE OOO NO BUSINESS OF YOU IDIOT MUMU

Oh, silly me leaving that one lying about! At this point he abandons all visions of a negotiated settlement:

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EAT D BOX OK U FOOL WE GO SEE 4 WITCH

When he returns from his witch he will find

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GO SEE U WITCH STUPID MONKEY AN HOPE WITCH FUCK YOU GOOD

TEK U BOMB AN STUFF IT UP U ASS

LIER AN BASTAD

GO FEAST ON MAMA TOTO

I cannot wait. This lad is very easy to lead about by the nose just by winding him up and calling him a nob. Would experienced members reserve themselves for harder targets and bigger fish, please - I'd like to share this fellow with my fellow n00bs because he really is a trememdously rewarding pet. If we do it right he will spend all his time bothering the witch and never scam anyone else again Very Happy