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P T Barnum
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Apr 2008
Posts: 25
Location: Canada
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:24 am |
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Bosoman wrote: |
I though I heard "I'll tell him when I see him tomorrow" rather than "when I feed him tomorrow"
but it's good either way. Hopefully you guys can get ND there too
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Dunno i am 98% sure i heard when i feed them tomorrow haha.Funny thing was i stifled a laugh at the same second RS did...great work |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:07 pm |
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@Sir Scam a Lot-made me think of this.
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Adamu and 'The Leg' go on a camping trip. After a a pitiful meal of rancid table scraps, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Adamu wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Adamu" exclaims 'The Leg'.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
'The Leg' ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Adamu?"
And Adamu said: “you idiot, it means that 'The Hand' stole our tent.” |
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_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i>
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:23 pm |
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Donato -
The only thing wrong with that joke is that phrase "a good dinner"; it should read "a pitiful meal of rancid table scraps".
BTW - is anyone game to translate their dialogue into Ladspeak? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:34 pm |
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The last line might be something like
Sherlock Adamu wrote: |
“Which one u dey mugu, it mean ‘Di Hand’ don fap awa tent.” |
But the rest is too much for me.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, the Bros. Stink ain't. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2922
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:43 pm |
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@yastreb-we aim to please.
@bohigal-'Indeed'. |
_________________ ^^^ damn tree hugging hippy. -imike
Your are a complete ASSHOLE!! Dont you dare mail me again BASTARD!!!-george harrison
- lots
<i><b>Free Pastor Frank!!!</b></i> |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:45 pm |
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their powers of deduction are ... limited ...
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rancid table scraps |
mmmmtasty! |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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arabella.butafogo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2008
Posts: 43
Location: Way North of Darfur
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:10 pm |
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Yesterday in Abéché:
http://warisboring.com/?p=1197 |
_________________ E ku Ijiroro!
I can tell you are so jobless. All sorts of things happen to you. 1stly your throat and now the funny western unions slips. Ogbeni abeg go. I no need your money again. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:50 pm |
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RS made another call:
Click here to watch Anita-Talks-to-Hamza-Again
Thanks again.
It seems that they have no money for internet. No money for food. (around 2 min mark)
It seems that the dead mother thing struck them hard. They must have whored themselves to get money for the phone call. We are still trying to find out who they called. IMO, even if they get the money sent via WU, they are stuck in Chad. The roads are terrible. The rebels are fighting. They are stuck. Forever.
My favourite quote:
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ABECHE IS A WAR ZONE |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2
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YeaWhatever
Baiting Guru
Joined: 24 Oct 2005
Posts: 4188
Location: Secret Lair
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:53 pm |
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And this probably screws any chance that we had of getting ND to head out there. Once he hears about how screwed the lads are out there, he will realize that the emails that he was getting from Adamu were fake. |
_________________ <a href="http://www.419eater.com/html/letters.htm" target="_blank">
<i>"I just want to know why."</i> - Koffi Kuku - The Road to Chad/Darfur
<i>"We are in Kampala."</i> - Bernard Martin - The Road to the Bwindi Impenetrable Forest
<i>"i have arrive safe in namibia"</i> - Tony Kalabi - The Road to the Skeleton Coast
<i>"he is in aswan"</i> - Larry Ken - The Road to Abu Sunbul
The Road to the Hot Zone</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=89779" target="_blank"> The Making of a TWAT</a>
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=100535" target="_blank"> The Second Coming of TWAT</a>
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:03 pm |
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when I feed him tomorrow |
Folks, has it dawned on anyone that Hamza is also the zoo keeper in Abeche?
Bruin |
_________________ ------------------------------
Ivory Coast to Ghana by Margaret Don & Angus (WIMP) - approx 524 miles, round trip
Lagos to Ghana (WIMP) by Emanuel, approx 454 miles round trip
YOU CAN GO TO HAIL - Barrister Benard Koffi
YOU HAVE REALLY INCONVINSE THE CHAMBERS AND WE HAVE NEVER ENCOUNTER SUCH DIFICULTIES - Barrister Sinega Amah
I will not and will never link you up to someone that is reputable - Thomas Malcom
UR A FUCKING DESTITUTE. U WERE A DRAIN DUCK AND NOW U A SCAM FRAUDSTAR -- SMALL TIME 419. - Marcus Owen
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:04 pm |
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Can someone host this file elsewhere, for those who don't have good access to putfile? |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:05 pm |
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Do I have to do everything around here, first you retards can't even edit the damn call, now you can't host it? |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:09 pm |
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sometimes i feed them |
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_________________
"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:12 pm |
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There were a lot of priceless quotes there. I think I can hear RS trying not to laugh. It surely would have been hard. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:17 pm |
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I thought that was what it was. you have Jedi-grade pokerface skillz.
I think a stalemate is about to descend. One won't go and the others can't leave.
Do you have a finale planned? |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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cmt
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 27 Nov 2003
Posts: 968
Location: Right here, can't you see?
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:43 pm |
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jojobean wrote: |
IMO, even if they get the money sent via WU, they are stuck in Chad. |
If they do get money, they can eat, so they survive to be be tormented even more. They can also check emails again. |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:44 pm |
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Sounds like that could be the finale, unless they are told it was a mistake and it was someone else's mother that died. |
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freddyfudpucker
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
Posts: 105
Location: up your ass and around the corner
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:46 pm |
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you've more patience than i, RedShoes.
does'nt seem to matter how long you pause, as soon as you try to say something he starts too...annoying! just because they stink doesnt mean they cant show a woman manners. |
_________________ I love FOOLS like u.u do not understand difference between MTCN and
TEXT QUESTION AND ANSWER.go to all and take a loan that will kill u.-B@rr1st3r B3110
The can't even afford money for me to go to cyber cafe and chat to see someone who can happy me.-K0t0k0l Le4 |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:48 pm |
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Can anyone understand this guy? I barely understood a third of what he was saying to me.
I think the church should disapprove of these guys not doing any work for their food.
I like the fact that they do not have even "one dollar".
Yes, I was laughing some. It was difficult to stay focused with you guys in chat at the same time. I was talking on the phone, typing what he was saying and trying to read what you wanted me to ask him. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:50 pm |
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Ginger Head wrote: |
Sounds like that could be the finale, unless they are told it was a mistake and it was someone else's mother that died. |
It was ol' Hamdan, playing a prank. That's our story. |
_________________
Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:32 pm |
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@RS17 ......A great piece of work in making that call........you have the patience of a saint. |
_________________ F4m0h, Owerri to Ivory Coast {Joint bait with SP}
"MY FINANCE DEPARTMENT TOLD'S ME TODAY THAT THE WESTERN UNION FORM YOU SENT WAS NOT VALID AND ELUCID" - Dr Frank Johnson
THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
PLEASE HELP ME BECAUSE AM BURNING I MEAN I AM IN BETWEEN THE DEVIL AND THE RED SEA PLEASE. - Ruth |
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Hashi
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 28
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:36 pm |
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Maybe it is time Hamdan calls Hamza and gets him to pass the news on that he is the one fooling with them |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:38 pm |
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Wtf, putfile crashes Firefox every time I try to view this particular file. Someone please mirror if you'd be so kind. I can't wait to hear it! |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:07 pm |
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I just listened to the newest one from redshoes..
I could barely understand the guy you where talking too but if I had to, I would say that he sounds very nervous and scared... seriously..
He's speaking rather fast and he sounds very distraught... is it possible he's seen the rebels and is near shits?
very nice so far, find out how they found out their mother is NOT dead, and try and plug that hole... |
_________________ Hand written dialogue from the movie 300:
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=140713
">THIS IS SPARTA</a> |
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westsail
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 10
Location: ermm, planet earth
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:10 pm |
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Anyone ever seen the movie Hoodwinked? This guy sounds like fricken "Twitchy" on caffeine. Speed much?
When is the transcript come out? *joking*
Thanks Redshoes! Those were absolutely great! Very nice job.
If you guys want another host try: http://www.upload2.net/
I would do it but can't find how to download the file from putfile.
LOL, I want to slow it down...maybe it will be somewhat comprehensible then. I assume the number you gave was yours? Ought to be interesting if/when Adamu calls. |
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