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Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:24 am

Bosoman wrote:

I though I heard "I'll tell him when I see him tomorrow" rather than "when I feed him tomorrow"
but it's good either way. Hopefully you guys can get ND there too Smile

-B-

Dunno i am 98% sure i heard when i feed them tomorrow haha.Funny thing was i stifled a laugh at the same second RS did...great work Twisted Evil

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

@Sir Scam a Lot-made me think of this.

Quote:

Adamu and 'The Leg' go on a camping trip. After a a pitiful meal of rancid table scraps, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Adamu wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

"I see millions and millions of stars, Adamu" exclaims 'The Leg'.

"And what do you deduce from that?"

'The Leg' ponders for a minute.

"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Adamu?"

And Adamu said: “you idiot, it means that 'The Hand' stole our tent.”

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:23 pm

Donato -

The only thing wrong with that joke is that phrase "a good dinner"; it should read "a pitiful meal of rancid table scraps".

BTW - is anyone game to translate their dialogue into Ladspeak?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:34 pm

The last line might be something like

Sherlock Adamu wrote:

“Which one u dey mugu, it mean ‘Di Hand’ don fap awa tent.”

But the rest is too much for me.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, the Bros. Stink ain't.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jan 2007 Posts: 2922

@yastreb-we aim to please. Very Happy

@bohigal-'Indeed'.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:45 pm

their powers of deduction are ... limited ...

Quote:

rancid table scraps

mmmmtasty!

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:10 pm

Yesterday in Abéché:

http://warisboring.com/?p=1197

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:50 pm

RS made another call:

Click here to watch Anita-Talks-to-Hamza-Again

Thanks again.

It seems that they have no money for internet. No money for food. (around 2 min mark)

It seems that the dead mother thing struck them hard. They must have whored themselves to get money for the phone call. We are still trying to find out who they called. IMO, even if they get the money sent via WU, they are stuck in Chad. The roads are terrible. The rebels are fighting. They are stuck. Forever.

My favourite quote:

Quote:

ABECHE IS A WAR ZONE

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:53 pm

And this probably screws any chance that we had of getting ND to head out there. Once he hears about how screwed the lads are out there, he will realize that the emails that he was getting from Adamu were fake.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:03 pm

Quote:

when I feed him tomorrow

Folks, has it dawned on anyone that Hamza is also the zoo keeper in Abeche?

Bruin

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:04 pm

Can someone host this file elsewhere, for those who don't have good access to putfile?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:05 pm

Do I have to do everything around here, first you retards can't even edit the damn call, now you can't host it? Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:09 pm

Quote:

sometimes i feed them

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:12 pm

There were a lot of priceless quotes there. I think I can hear RS trying not to laugh. It surely would have been hard.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:17 pm

I thought that was what it was. you have Jedi-grade pokerface skillz.

I think a stalemate is about to descend. One won't go and the others can't leave.

Do you have a finale planned?

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:43 pm

jojobean wrote:

IMO, even if they get the money sent via WU, they are stuck in Chad.

If they do get money, they can eat, so they survive to be be tormented even more. They can also check emails again. Smile

Elite Baiter Joined: 03 Jan 2006 Posts: 1455

Sounds like that could be the finale, unless they are told it was a mistake and it was someone else's mother that died.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:46 pm

you've more patience than i, RedShoes.
does'nt seem to matter how long you pause, as soon as you try to say something he starts too...annoying! just because they stink doesnt mean they cant show a woman manners.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Can anyone understand this guy? I barely understood a third of what he was saying to me.

I think the church should disapprove of these guys not doing any work for their food.

I like the fact that they do not have even "one dollar".

Yes, I was laughing some. It was difficult to stay focused with you guys in chat at the same time. I was talking on the phone, typing what he was saying and trying to read what you wanted me to ask him.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:50 pm

Ginger Head wrote:

Sounds like that could be the finale, unless they are told it was a mistake and it was someone else's mother that died.

It was ol' Hamdan, playing a prank. That's our story.

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:32 pm

@RS17 ......A great piece of work in making that call........you have the patience of a saint. clapping

Not quite a Newb Joined: 30 Dec 2006 Posts: 28

Maybe it is time Hamdan calls Hamza and gets him to pass the news on that he is the one fooling with them Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:38 pm

Wtf, putfile crashes Firefox every time I try to view this particular file. Someone please mirror if you'd be so kind. I can't wait to hear it!

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:07 pm

I just listened to the newest one from redshoes..

I could barely understand the guy you where talking too but if I had to, I would say that he sounds very nervous and scared... seriously..

He's speaking rather fast and he sounds very distraught... is it possible he's seen the rebels and is near shits?

Surprised

very nice so far, find out how they found out their mother is NOT dead, and try and plug that hole...

Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:10 pm

Anyone ever seen the movie Hoodwinked? This guy sounds like fricken "Twitchy" on caffeine. Speed much?
When is the transcript come out? *joking*
Thanks Redshoes! Those were absolutely great! Very nice job.
If you guys want another host try: http://www.upload2.net/
I would do it but can't find how to download the file from putfile.
LOL, I want to slow it down...maybe it will be somewhat comprehensible then. I assume the number you gave was yours? Ought to be interesting if/when Adamu calls. Very Happy

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