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Poll :: Fate of Famous- What to do? |
Send all the pics, to everyone. |
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Send the pics to Famous and his dad ONLY. |
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Don't send the pics to his mom, but everyone else. |
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Other (please post) |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 9:22 am |
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Someone will ruin it if you release these lads email, thats 100%... |
_________________ Hand written dialogue from the movie 300:
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seton
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 02 Mar 2008
Posts: 57
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:32 am |
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^^^
Just curious, but even assuming some smartarse ruins it, how does it help the lads get back home?
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Stinky?
I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
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_________________ "i have sent to you the Death and the deposit of the late deseases.please do not use them against me." - Barista Williams. |
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Walter Mitty
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Jan 2008
Posts: 12
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:23 pm |
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I'm a bit late for the poster competition, but I thought the Blues Brothers were a nice fit.
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 1:30 pm |
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Very nice poster! BWHAHAHAH! Too bad that was too late for the competition. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Professor So And So
Elite Baiter
Joined: 16 Dec 2007
Posts: 1337
Location: Hash Conditions
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:23 pm |
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That's awesome, Walter.
I think the poster is right. We can't see ANY way they will ever get home. Whoops. |
_________________ - Ibrahim - Lagos - Parakou - "Find out if there is any western union money transfer from the 5imba camp"
- Mr. Green - Germany - Amsterdam, Holland - "I'll be in a brown check suit and trousers and a brown shoe."
- Mr. Mark - Accra - Tamale - "I thank you so much for the pain,time,money and life that you caused."
- Mr. Neill - London, England - Glasgow, Scotland - "Yu are really causing confusions between us all."
- William - Accra, Ghana - Maiduguri, Nigeria
- Miracle - Benin - N'Djamena, Chad - "Too much mosquitoes"
- Godspower - Ghana - N'Djamena, Chad
- Adamu - Lagos, Nigeria - Abeche, Chad (100 days in hell) - - "SAVE ME"
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:36 pm |
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it's going to suck *if* they get home and their family is like:
Wife - "OH MY GOD WE GOT THE 200,000$ WE ARE RICHHHHH"
Boys - "errr, actually we just spent 90~ days in that s* called Chad"
Wife - "so what you went on vacation?"
Boys - "no no... we went to scam money but.... ah F*!"
Wife - "damn it, so get back onto the computer and scam someone else"
Boys - "I have a better idea, imma go get a job... f* scamming... SERIOUSLY."
Or something similiar |
_________________ Hand written dialogue from the movie 300:
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=140713
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:38 pm |
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Thanks to redshoes17, we now have a great call from Sister Anita to Hamza. The mother has offically passed on.
The best part of the call is at about 4:40. Hamza says, "When I feed them in the morning, I will tell them their mother is dead." He feeds them, like dogs! BWHAHAHAHA.
On a sadder note, he claims that the brother's health is getting better. As usually, Hamza wants a call at 8:00 Chad time. That's not going to happen, unless Prof can do it. Hopefully, Prof can call him and explain in a little more detail what exactly happened to his mom.
Click here to watch Redshoes-Calls-Hamza
Thanks so much RS! This was an AWESOME call! |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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TomServo
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Posts: 37
Location: Satellite of Love
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:45 pm |
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@Walter: Wow -- that's a perfect poster. Their sour facial expressions were a bit out of place in some of the other posters, but their demeanor is perfect for the Blues Brothers! I didn't even catch it the first time that you'd changed the tattoo on the knuckles -- top notch stuff!!! |
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FrumpyBB
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 5988
Location: Germany
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:52 pm |
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Nice to hear some news from them indirectly
He has a staccato voice. Sounds even aggressive, I had some problems, his abruptly spoken English is hard to understand for me during first listening.
Good call
Why does he insist on such an exact time he wants to be called back?
I wish them a nice looooooooong stay ! |
_________________ SIR,I DON'T ENTERTAIN RIGMAROLE AND THERE IS NO ROOM FOR DILLY- DALLY.
the ball is in your cult
x 5 ARK & Co. incl. 1 safari w/ RS17 & NTBS
Dan the lotto man, ARK mugu wedding
Dennis the hitman, co-bait w/ Murry Guru
Zake (w/ SH, SL & Craig)
x 5 Modeling Mugu Meeting, w/ mewing_ghecko & Otterfan & SSC
x 2 another MMM w/ SH
x 13 Later shows and trips for the benefit of M00seknuckle, incl. the 0budu Fact Finding Mission
Come to our Eater University Baiting Tutorials Cos you deserve it. x5 x50+ x 4 --
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:53 pm |
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Jojo, that was my favorite line too. I had to mute my mic then because it made me laugh. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:58 pm |
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Hamza doesn't sound like the kind of person I'd want to have a sleepover with. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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Big Worm
Elite Baiter
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 1292
Location: Hole in the ground
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 5:58 pm |
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redshoes17
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 1731
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:05 pm |
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My guess, is 8:00 AM is feeding time. |
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Willy Accra to Abuja to Maiduguri
Floyd Lagos to Abeche with reaper
Dan Benin City to Lagos
ARK Tamale to Kumasi
x41
I don't need you alone for sex. w1l13
i was ashamed this money money was not in the system when we got there to cash it,it made me and my family lawyer look like little children Godwin
'because no one want your progress not every one want your goat to give birth to twins as the man who see tomorrow told me when i visit him in the shrine Godwin
i was rubbed by rubber last friday, they collectted all my money and my phones. |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:16 pm |
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sir scam alot wrote: |
Hamza doesn't sound like the kind of person I'd want to have a sleepover with. |
Well, Adamu has the monopoly on that. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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sir scam alot
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2008
Posts: 5076
Location: Louisiana
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:18 pm |
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Remember that old joke "If you went camping and in the morning, your butt hurt, would you tell anyone? No? Good, wanna go camping?"
I wonder what terrible things Adamu must be suffering at the cowseller's hands. |
_________________ = Rev. JB Johnson. Lome to Parakou "i thought it will just be a day jouney. unknowingly to me that it will last up to one week."
2 = Harrison: Owerri, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin and Accra, Ghana "i know ive been a sucker for twat "
= (Group safari) Oy3nka Ch1dinma: Lagos to Cotonou: "Thank you so much for the embrassment."
= Group safari - Dan Nkwerre: Port Harcourt to Abeche, Chad
2 = Barr. Mustapha Marlick: Lome, Togo to Abuja Nigeria and Accra, Ghana.
x15 (some survived) x280
<b>Have you kicked your lad today?<b>
Over $1 million USD in fake checks/money orders confiscated |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:27 pm |
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On a sadder note, he claims that the brother's health is getting better. |
My condolences on this sorry turn of events. I hope the news of mama's demise will ease some of your pain. Looking forward to hearing the details!
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My guess, is 8:00 AM is feeding time. |
Does this mean Prof could be actually listening in over the phone when Hamza tells them the happy news? O joy. |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater
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Nailgunner
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 May 2008
Posts: 8727
Location: ̢̝̣̳̗ͅş̱̖̹͉̬̣̖h̷̗͉̘̱͍̗ͅr͉̙̖̥͡_̛i̦̞n̷͉͈̺̪̯̹E̸͎̫̭̞̙ͅ
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:28 pm |
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not his hands I'd worry about.
Please pass my condolences to Adamu and Leg re. their snuff'd mum. lol. |
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"I still have your name tattoo on me. No woman want me because of this"
"Baster ScamBaiter like you. just leave me alone, and delete my email from you least" |
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mazda
Master Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2008
Posts: 199
Location: United Arab Emirates
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:37 pm |
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could someone be so kind to upload the phone call onto another web hosting..
my isp really dislikes putfile and won't allow me to listen to it. |
_________________ Hand written dialogue from the movie 300:
<a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=140713
">THIS IS SPARTA</a> |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:43 pm |
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It is certainly sad to hear the news about a character's death.
I wish it could have been the other way.
I think the mugus should write a hand written letter to the church, and how they feel about her death. |
_________________ Lagos to Tamale. Rev. Frank Lagos to Abuja
Lagos to Abuja Pr1nc3 F@w@z
Ghana to Benin's Simba Camp Joe C@rlton
Lagos to Ghana Opus Dei Templar
Nukuru to Mombasa 1,500 kms van donation
Co bait with SlowFreddy Sao Tome island to Gabon Lagos to Abuja Co, donation
YOUR WIFE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO A MONKEY, YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM EPILEPTIC,
LET YOUR MOTHER FUCK YOUR BEST FRIEND. LET YOUR FATHER FUCK A MAD STREET WOMAN, USELESS INTERNET FRAUDSTER. (barrister Dan )
I bet u , soon , u will be laying in a close casket ,
will make u understand that i'm a spiritual man (Makinwa the retarded mugu)
in juses name u will dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
( Makinwa) |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:49 pm |
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mazda wrote: |
could someone be so kind to upload the phone call onto another web hosting..
my isp really dislikes putfile and won't allow me to listen to it. |
PM me your address and I will email it. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:21 pm |
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Phystme just sent:
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Sister Anita called earlier and had some news to deliver for you. One of your friends managed to contact the church and informed us that your mother has died. I don't have the details yet, but I can get them to you soon. I am sorry you have to hear like this, but they were unable to reach you. Peace be with you friend.
Please, get in contact with me. We are so worried about you. Dover is ready to leave. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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bohigal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 7226
Location: Epstein's Delicatessen
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:23 pm |
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Dover is ready to leave. |
I wonder which will be the more devastating news to the Bros. Stinky---this, or hearing that their mum has kicked it? |
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Stop typing in french, am seriously dissapointed....am just confused!!!
You will have my nuts in your hands as soon as i have the latrine in my hand & i will pay the goats to the lawyer
My dear with this only, it is clear you have contacted and communicated with Africa Fraudsters and even send funds to him. what a pity!
YOU ARE A WITCH. MAY YOU MENSURATE NON STOP TILL THE END OF YOUR LIFE
Team Hector:Lagos-Douala,Benin-Liberia,Senegal-Gambia-Mali-Chad, Egypt ,Awka w/ Shorty
Shorty Abidjan w/ Juan
Bibian
Donate to Eater |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:30 pm |
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The phone call with Hamza was awesome |
_________________ "Honey there no way to go out side camp without peppers and passport." - M1racle Y0rm1e
"Either you are lying or you are not telling the truth here, buddy." - H4rrison Ford (the lad, not the actor of course)
"you are an embodiment of permanent failure, an epitome of misfortune of life . . . a disgrace to your generation" - Lambert Lee
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to Ziguinchor
= Rev. Michael Jeans - Dakar to St. Louis, Senegal (co-bait with OxygenDeprived)
= Mattar - Abidjan, Ivory Coast to Accra, Ghana
= Stanley, co-bait with VDJ, Gadget and Jayhawk - Aba to Benin City
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Posted:
Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:49 pm |
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Morf wrote: |
I like this idea except I guarantee some lad-hugger will blow the whole thing. |
I only hug lads at neck level.
Frumpy wrote: |
He has a staccato voice. Sounds even aggressive |
I'm sure he'll break the news in a kindly manner.
Damn, I couldn't keep a straight face while typing that. |
_________________ Do you have a concern about ethics? Click here, then here and finally HERE!
Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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Bosoman
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Apr 2007
Posts: 46
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Posted:
Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:55 am |
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I though I heard "I'll tell him when I see him tomorrow" rather than "when I feed him tomorrow"
but it's good either way. Hopefully you guys can get ND there too
-B- |
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